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Hunger in it’s Most Mortal of Definitions

“Simone” knew hunger. Not just desire or lust, but hunger in it’s most mortal of definitions. She needed to feed on the life-...
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Where On Earth Did the Name Stovohobo Come From?
It’s a burning question I’ve been asked many times. People seem to be attached to this particular query, hurling it in forcef…
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Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

We all know the stories about Britney Spears, Barbie, and Paris Hilton.
But what you don’t know is this: the REAL story.
We…
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Time pt.1
Time.Above all things, this was the world’s most important resource.In the year 2035, time could make a country great, but al…
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Public Service Announcement: Didaskaleinophobia and the Harmful Effects Your Child Encounters

Didaskaleinophobia. Every child in America is affected by this terrible sickness. They go through the pain, every single day,...
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Lost
Kate blew off the dust of the faded photograph.
“Look at this…” she said, gesturing at Frederick.
He crawled over and fro…
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I'm Free, Free Falling

This is a sequel (I guess) to the phobia contest post thing. I almost feel like I shouldn’t participate because I dont consid…
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Old Friends

Simon screamed in pain, his retinas were on fire and he had no clue what was happening.
“Oz,” Simon heard Blake say.
“Hell-...
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The Interstate

As I travel down the interstate,
The skies are turnin’ gray;
The signs’ lights above are flickered on
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Hollywood Heroin

Notice: The people from the Gossip Girl franchise came and told me I couldn’t use the name anymore…so from now on, I’m Ho…
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She and I
I can hear her sigh softly as she caresses me. I curse myself—how embarrassing it was for me to have such flaky skin, of a…
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Five Years

“Speaking of which,” Lucifer added, “you have five years to sigh in.”
Blake raised his eyebrows. “You’re a Bowie fan?”
Lu…
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HoLy CrAp 50 FiClEtS
this is a challenge that isnt very challenging. at all. but every other challenge is taken and probly this one too but im too…
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What Happens When a Bored Kid Named After a Twisted Version of His Name and a Hobo Meets Music? Just About THE ULTIMATE PLAYLIST EVER...Well, Maybe Not (But the Longest Title for a Ficlet Ever, Definitely)

1. A Nervous Tic Motion of the Head to the Left—Andrew Bird (a recent find, great!)
2. Thick as Thieves—Dashboard Conf…
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Through the Eyes of A Tired Insomniac.
It’s not that I don’t mind not annoying people that aren’t like you, but I really don’t hate what you are, so that doesn’t me…
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Rules For Friendship
Here are a few of my Rules for friendship:
1. Know who your REAL friends are
2. Love and cherish and honor you friends
3. Put… -
Happy Birth-Day

Those bright eyes. Those tiny fingers, those tiny toes. That soft skin. Those adorable little dimples. That precious smile. T…
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take the time
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The Wonder
As I sit here and look around, I find that words are my only friend. Not just any words, oh no. Only the words I type underst…
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The Secret Number

“A number. For my sister. Angela, about your age, black hair and blue eyes. And needs to start dating again. She’s into that …
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Friendly me

Can I be your friend? I wanna be your friend. Can I lick you? What’s that smell? Let’s be friends. Pet me. Look at that! You’...
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Wow, 50 ficlets! Must mean a challenge is in your future... (Lyric Challenge)
Woo-hoo! It’s official: I’ve published 50 ficlets! This means a challenge is in store for you, kids. So here ‘tis…
Pick a …
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The Deviant and the Victim {Stoner's challenge}

He looked, with wide 4-year-old eyes, at this boy in front of him, holding out his hand and tapping his foot.
“I’ll give you…
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Tattered Souls
Everyone, including me, passed by him every day. He would sit there on his grimy blanket, noncommittally stirring the few coi…
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A Quarter Is A Quarter. A Challenge is a Challenge.

On my way home from school, everyday I would walk down First St. It was a marvelous street, the street where all the shops of…
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Robert's first stromboli

“Hey Luigi! Dis a guy wanna tofu inna his a stromboli!”
“Madona! Mario you gotta be kidding me. Who is a dis guy?”
“Vene qu…
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Orange(color challenge, prolly way more than late)

Orange.
The color of the setting sun,
The color of a basketball,
The color of an RSS icon,
The color of happiness.Then agai…
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I Miss Yellow

I wake, as usual, to the sound of machinery. The whole place shudders and whines with the generator’s efforts, from the algae…
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The Stranger in the Mirror is You (Sick Challenge)

The wig was dark red and straight, not like her short brown curls. It was also long, almost to the small of her back.
-Do I …
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Not of This World

Lacey had the flu and was feeling dizzy. On the car radio her mother had a country music station playing, a new artist named …
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Green.

“Well, it’s… the color of grass,” That didn’t help Mya, who had never seen grass. “Umm… leaves, cabbage…” she mumbled t…
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Gray (Colour Challenge)

Author’s Note: It is only natural that I chose gray.
It was past the time for snow, but too early the vibrant colors of sp…
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Gumshoe Challenge
I’m sorry, but I couldn’t wait for ten more ficlets to write a challenge (they are, traditionally, made in increments of 50.)...
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Nevermore
The birds did not scatter as Roland expected. Instead, they fell silent and still.
Leaves crunched beneath his feet as he w…
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{Lyric Challenge} Do You Ever...?

“Are you one of the fortunate kind, alone but not lonely?”
Jessie tapped her thumb on her knee in time to the music as she…
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The Waite Library (pt. 3)

Simon stepped inside the library. The door shooshed shut behind with a smothered thump. Simon suddenly had a mental image t…
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Bullets and Death

The first officer turned back towards the doorway, Simon’s voice from the hall shocking him into action. The second officer, ...
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The Godfather of Soul-Sucking?
Some time in the year 1867, a fishing smack sailed from Boston. One of the sailors was a Portuguese, who called himself “Jame…
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Halloween Challenge Mashup Posted

For those of you who wanted to view it, Google video finally cooperated and allowed me to post my YodaOnCrack halloween ficle…
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Purgatory

Where are your two bits? the hooded man — Charon — howled, his voice the darkness at the center of a void.
“Don’t got ‘em,...
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YodaOnCrack's Halloween Challenge Round 2 Vod/Podcasts

Round 2 of Yodaoncrack’s Halloween ficlet challenge is here, which includes the next 4 or so entries as podcasts.
http://vid…
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What You've all been wating for....the wonderful..the Magnificent...the mind bogglingly awesome .......PLAYLIST!!!!!!!!BY ME!!!!!!!!!(sounds of roaring applause (raaaahhhhhh!)) =))))))Sorry to leave you wating so long. I know it must've been kiling you.XD

1)”The Good left Undone”by Rise Against (purely wonderful amazement)
2)”Fix you” by ColdPlay
3)”Wake Up Call” by Maroon Five
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The Growing Storm

Dr. Speven looked up from the report. “Do you have any idea what sort of panic would rip across the planet if the general pub…
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Time
Time goes by in so many ways that some of us don’t see.
Time is the years that go by while you wait to see a mircal happen.
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The Hush of Battle
A trio of men cowered in a trench under the full moon and starry sky. Crickets and night-flying birds were the loudest sounds…
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Overdose
The rhythm is pounding, pounding, pounding.
A million writhing bodies, bathed in pulsating greens and purples, move wildly b…
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[Abstinence] Size Seven Boots

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[Abstinence] Delicious Milkshakes

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Five Things You Always Wished You Knew About Brick Wall 2

4. My friends are my life. Family is very important, but they’re chosen for you. Friends are there because they want to be, n…
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Officially answers A Fun But Insane Quiz From Insert Pen Name Here's Very Insane Mind.

1. It is pink. With lots of small pink flowers on it. Needless to say, I didn’t buy it.
2. I am home and my feet are cold.
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3. Journal Assignment (Stovohobo Challenge)

1/29/07
_I must say, I lead a boring life. What’s the point of keeping a daily journal if nothing separates the days? Why k… -
A Girl Called Jack
This much I know: I was six years old the day I murdered my infant brother. Most of the rest is a haze of smeared memories; d…
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You Got Robbed, Sucka!

I had to rob the store. Yes, it is very immoral, but this is life and death.
Plus I looked like a twelve-year-old Rambo, cons… -
The Sweater Dilemma
Alex surveyed the field of potential candidates, and tried to pick one. He was selecting a sweater for his lover, Doris, who …
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Nirvana

She is talking to Anna….Not good.
Mel is going to be angry if she finds out that I used to go out with her best friend.
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Obituary

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Dinosaur Dilemma

“The avians are starting hostilities again” the T-Rex loremaster mind-sent during the earthvoice communion.
“But we had an a…
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NewChallenge [[Hear Ye Challenge]]
HEAR YE, HEAR YE
LOUISE MADISON’S FIRST-EVER CHALLENGEAs my first challenge, I know it’s gotta be a good one. So it’s g…
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The Book Of i
Lo, Saint i did lift up the imaginary numbers from where they were placed among the lowly footnotes of impossibility. Saint…
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8/6/45
August 6, 1945
Tokyo, JapanThe control operator suddenly leaned forward in his chair, adjusting switches and controls. His …
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Time is on your side [Song paroday challenge]

Slime, is on your side, yes it is!
Slime, is on your side, yes it is!When you kissed that frog prince, who would have thoug…
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Mushy Sad Love Storry
There once was a couple. They had been seeing each other for a while now. After a date when the boy was driveing home the gir…
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Re: Hi
Hail, Your Lordship, future ruler of the Galilean Dominion!
I appreciate your predictions on my coming ascendancy to the Mar…
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It's me Lucy!

Call me ape! That compliment. He roach. Being hairy no sin. Him no let me shave. I found out ‘bout waxing. I should have list…
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Yep
“Hello, Jimmmy. I’m Dr. Grant. How did you OD on jelly
beans?”“After I ate ‘em, my mind was blank, yep, as
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A Thing For Beauty

That night, as she drifted off to sleep, Annie wondered about the woman, as she had the last few days.
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Trees Below the Castle in the Air

Gabrielle stopped, resting against a tree that looked eerily human. Her long, golden hair stuck to her sweaty, dirty face. Sh…
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this is what you wanted
No! she screamed, No! no no no no no! this cant be happening, no! she stood ther thrashing around, throwing herself at the co…
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Australia! Yes! Sucker!

I have him now! Gaze at my secret map of the world, and notice _Australia is worth two free armies, and can only be attacke…
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The Most Secure Place on the Planet
Derringmark Prison was the most secure place on the planet.
Nestled in the remote mountains east of the Hub, it rose up like…
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Weirdest Sister Ever
Maxine put a piece of Stride in her mouth and chewed.
“I still can’t believe you like Charles,” she told Sarah.
“Oh, shut u…
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Microfiction: Jennifer's Eyes
Jennifer always looked at him with that glance, and he hated it. It would make his food taste bland and paste-like. Her glanc…
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Breaking Up is Hard (Though Rocket Launchers Make it Significantly Easier)
Gates turned the corner in full sprint, and skidded to a stop. “Bollocks!” he shouted. Another hallway. Another dead-end.
Ga…
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Experimental Ficlet Number 33

.......Who are they and what have they done? These are the questions that haunt me at night…...
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Mad Maddy

“He said what?!?” Maddy was pushing chairs over with her strong mental powers, which were out of control now that she was ang…
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Odd Clouds at Morning

Aaron stamped his feet impatiently on the damp ground, “This can’t go on much longer.”
Kyrie shushed him and turned back Col…
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Good Girls Go to Heaven, Jenny Goes Everywhere

“Doc,” Jenny said, gesturing at the missile that hung frozen inches away, “we don’t got time.”
“What was your name again?” G…
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Premonition

“What do you mean other half?” Anna asked.
Angela sighed in exasperation. “What part of “you and James are connected” are yo… -
Blackout
“So how has your day been?” Evan asked. It wasn’t often that he got to meet his girlfriend Laura for lunch.
“Oh, nothing ter…
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The Extraordinary H.A.K. Wilson-Jones

When he was born on Old Earth, his mother had named him Herman Alexander Keltner Wilson-Jones (his mother, the last daughter …
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One iPhone to Rule Them All…

No one noticed when Apple Corp finally assumed control of our lives.
For years, Jobs and his cronies were flooding the mark…
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Perspective: Something Hasn't Changed

Okay, so some people gripe about things. But let me ask you: would you really want to go back to an era of disease, war, ha…
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Drowning in One-Sentence Ficlet Nirvana

This is the end this is the end this is the end this is the end this is the end this is the end, a single thought played it…
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Giants on the Rebound

“You must choose the trial, Qubeah,” Yllith said, ignoring the young man’s wince as he wrapped and firmly tied the dock leaf …
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Elixor

I am Elixor. Born of flame and darkness. I am not evil but evil is consuming my soul.
No one sees life through eyes like mi…
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Synopsis of Our Lives
Standing alone in the dark, she let her mind wander to things past- her old friends, enemies, and those that professed to be …
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The Mind?
Why do people pay $8 for a ticket, $5 for a large pop corn, and $1.50 for a drink, to sit in a theatre for 2 hours?
Why do p…
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The Mind relieved

Reading used to be my thing.
You know, slap down 20 bucks, sit in a crabby ol’ room with poor lighting and read for maybe an…
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L.oss O.f L.anguage
I’m not much of a “lol” person. I prefer a good old-fashioned “haha.” or sometimes, just a succinct “ha”.
Then again, I’m n…