aqouli's Favorites
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Space Burps
Looking down the scorched barrel of a mach 25.4 plasma blaster was…interesting. Especially since the gunman, uhm, girl, loo…
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Painting Porcelain Pigs
I painted a pig on Mother’s Day.
It wasn’t a real bovine mind you, it was an acrylic bank in the shape of the _Leaner white …
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Teh Hax0r
hey bb howr u?
Anya hated getting IM’s like this. It was always some mouth breathing retard wanting to do something perver…
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Pills for America
We are a nation built on pills.
Pills to calm you, pills to keep you up.
Pills to lose weight, pills to get buff.
Pills to r… -
How Hot Pockets Lose their Flavor

“No, I’ve gotta do it.” Kelsi tells me. I try to ignore her and bite into the Hot Pocket.
Darn, nothing ruins a hot pocket …
