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  • Space Burps

    Looking down the scorched barrel of a mach 25.4 plasma blaster was…interesting. Especially since the gunman, uhm, girl, loo…

  • Painting Porcelain Pigs

    I painted a pig on Mother’s Day.

    It wasn’t a real bovine mind you, it was an acrylic bank in the shape of the _Leaner white …

  • Teh Hax0r

    hey bb howr u?

    Anya hated getting IM’s like this. It was always some mouth breathing retard wanting to do something perver…

  • Pills for America

    We are a nation built on pills.

    Pills to calm you, pills to keep you up.
    Pills to lose weight, pills to get buff.
    Pills to r…

  • How Hot Pockets Lose their Flavor Inspired by text

    “No, I’ve gotta do it.” Kelsi tells me. I try to ignore her and bite into the Hot Pocket.

    Darn, nothing ruins a hot pocket …