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An Unreasonable Request
Her smile was contagious. I couldn’t help but return the brilliant expression ten fold.
As the hot water drowned her teabag…
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Ali G Interviews YodaOnCrack

Ali G: Booyakeshah, Big Up Yaself! I iz here with
my main man tha’ master of jedi masters, Mr. YodaOnCrack.
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Shark

I slipped behind a wall, leaning against it for support and gasping for breath. He’d been a shark- one of those people that d…
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Survivor XIX

Jen peered through the trees, her eyes searching her surroundings.
A twig cracked behind her.
She turned, breathing in. She…
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This X is Impossible
go
read my palm
please, conjure up the ultimate solution
to this delicate conundrum“you’re a study in contradictions,”
they… -
Halloween Challenge Mashup Posted

For those of you who wanted to view it, Google video finally cooperated and allowed me to post my YodaOnCrack halloween ficle…
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The YodaOnCrack Rap Song

My name is Yoda
That’s what I told-ya
Come an inch closer and I’ll smoke-ya
with my light saber or a _jedi mind tric…
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VAMPIRE CHALLENGE!

I didn’t really believe in all that.
I know that’s what they all say isn’t it? “Oh I never knew!”
But it’s true.
He told me … -
I Don't Like Spam
Your small breasts need not be the cause of your embarrassment. Just remember: ordinary men have ordinary sex, so your breast…
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Her First Time

“I’ve never been to Central Park before,” she said sweetly, clutching to his arm. It was her first time to the city, she was …
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Nothing Better Than... [hardtoexplainmyownfeelings' 100th ficlet challenge/kiss challenge]

A small little girl toddled down the side walk in a way that only toddlers really can.
She was decked out in an outfit that …
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Passion and Comfort (Kiss Challenge)

Gabriel held her as she wept. He stroked her hair, remaining silent and calm as the sobs racked her body. He marveled at the …
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Her First Time Feeling Scared

Nancy didn’t get off at the next stop. The train had cleared, and she found a suitable spot to sit. She wanted to ask for hel…
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Last night
As the music played, I danced with her. I gave way to the music, to her dancing, to the moment. I felt my problems go away, f…
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The Superhero Obituaries
Philadelphia, PA – Davey Daniels, alter-ego of the 70’s vigilante, Captain Wreckless, died in his home on Thursday, a spokesm…
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Stage two of five

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Worst EVER!

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Can You Spot the Hidden Message?
so i have finally Reached 150 ficlets =) actually passed it, which would be the thrid time i have passEd the so called ‘Mark….
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From 18 to 1
I can’t begin to tell you the anguish you’ve caused me, the nights I’ve spent obsessing over you.
When I saw you eating in t…
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Hot Mailman Haiku
Hot MAILMAN silly
Not HOTMAIL man, you goof.
I like real peopleHot MailMan, went away.
What will I do with out you
Oh, Ho… -
Chrysanthemum
As she slowly drifted away from us, I handed her a chrysanthemum, her favorite flower. She felt it in her hands and smiled. A…
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An idea- and writers block.
Ok, so I have this idea.
It’s a series of series, called the ‘I am’ series of series.
They will be called:
I am Nerd
I am Slu… -
Letters to Amberly: Run.

Dear Amberly,
Thank you for the letter. It came in due time. Although, you never once mentioned Alec. I am curious as to whe…
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On Thin Ice

Kuruk had been separated from the rest of the Algonquin tribe while hunting alone. He hadn’t eaten in days, and he knew he wo…
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Letters to Amberly: A bottle of scotch

Hello Kingsley,
I feel really embarrassed now for telling you how I feel. I should know better when dealing with you, no sup…
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I am Jock

We’re waiting for the bell to ring so we can go to 6th hour. Why was I cursed with this late 3rd lunch?We stand around in a h…
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Zombies Are People Too

The idea that zombies aren’t mindless walking corpses is still a stereotype we struggle with today. If one is raised properly…
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Prime Tractor?

John was relieved when the doorbell rang. It meant that the pizza he’d ordered had finally arrived. He quickly paid the deliv…
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The Death of Liam O'Connor, Part 1

From the journal entries of Desmond McGee:
It started with a phone call in the middle of the night. Charlotte has since fo…
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Professional Consultation: Polish vs. Ghoulish

Dr. Bellini,
I am writing in regards to your request for a peer consultation in the most fascinating case of Mr. L.O. I regr…
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The Death of Liam O'Connor, Part 6

The rest of the day passed uneventfully. Charlotte had set up a protection spell around the grounds that would alert us if an…
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The First Illusion
“This place? It’s a zoo. You’re on display, just like all the other animals. And if you don’t leave, that’s all you’ll ever b…
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The Resurrection of Liam O'Connor, Part 4

It was just a few weeks ago that Liam and I talked about families. He’s always been so good with CherryPop. I can’t count the…
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Tempest (1980's Arcade Games Challenge)

“Oh gee, another wave.”, Captain Theurer muttered sarcastically. Swarms of the creatures were coming up towards him from the …
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Better Safe Than Sorry

I twirled the rose in my hand, amazed at how perfect its petals were.
“I’m probably just on the rebound. You know I haven’t …
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The Labyrinth Revisited

“You remind me of the babe.”
“What babe?” Kara asked annoyed and swatted a bee as it tried to nest in her hair for what seem…
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The Difference Between Zombies

Did you know that to kill a zombie for good, you have to chant and offer up the proper rituals? That’s not easy to do when on…
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Zombie Types [Stovo's Zombie Challenge]

Did you know that to kill a zombie for good, you have to chant and offer up the proper rituals? That’s not easy to do when on…
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[Challenge] Baby Names
Fact:
1.) Mrs Calvert and I are expecting our second child on the 2nd of April
2.) It is a girl
3.) We do not know what to…
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Philosophical Questions and Vampire Tomes

As the two boys sat in holy reverence of the pilfered tome, Sean wondered about what his friend had said. Philosophically spe…
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In Heavy Traffic [1980s Arcade Game Challenge]

Traffic was heavy on the interstate. I weaved and bobbed my sports car amid the traffic. There only seemed to be a few kinds …
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Holy Saturday
Once we saw grace. It seems so long ago now. How could any love so perfectly welcome the company of the broken and alienated?...
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The Princess Bride's Rescuer Trouble

Sadly, the old man was right. Inigo and Fezzik had rushed the miracle man, and in return, they got a pretty rotten miracle. T…
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CherryPop Can't Save Them All

The last zombie rally didn’t start off bad. I showed up near city hall at dusk to set up. That would have been around 7pm, wh…
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Checkmate
“So, Derek,” her father said.
Oh, boy, I thought. Here it comes.
“Ellen tells me you’re an investigator of sorts.”
I s…
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One Moment

The sound of the crashing waves. That’s all she could hear. At four in the morning- it was the first time the cruise was, _si…
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I Can't Wait to be _Her Hero_

Its safe to say now that she is mine, and I am happy to say that I am hers. If there is one word to discribe her it is cute...
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R_M's Ficlets Best Practices #1: Paragraph Spacing

Open any book or magazine article. What do you see? Paragraphs! Paragraphs where you can _easily tell where one ends and the …
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R_M's Ficlets Best Practices #5: Edit Yourself

One of the most important parts of writing a ficlet is self-editing. With only 1024 characters to get a complete mini-story…
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R_M's Ficlets Best Practices #6: Tags, You're It

In some newer ficlets writers, I’ve noticed some confusion about how to use tags. Some people don’t even seem to use them at …
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R_M's Ficlets Best Practices #7: Spelling, Grammar, Punctuation

You wouldn’t show up at a job interview in your PJs, with 5 o’clock shadow and halitosis, would you? Of course not. Likewise,...
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At what cost
“No… Just shut up and listen to yourself.”
“Right, like you’re the voice of reason all of sudden. I know perfectly what I’...
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Second Life Buddha (2157 AD)

THE SETTING: SECOND LIFE
DATE: 2,157 A.D.
PLACE: Virtual Buddhist Temple“Faith Moore here, reporting from the Sanjin temple…
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Titles( Non-Fiction)- { More of a Rant than a Story}

I know you won’t mind if I sequel your ficlets, since that was one of your beefs that not enough ficleteers do.
My rant is a…
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forever lost, forever gone
i guess alot can happen in four short months.
i miss him, i really do, but i know that i can’t get him back now. he didn’t l… -
By Their Fruit You Shall Know Them
As soon as the Serpent slithered into the tree, the Fruit knew it’s intentions were evil. The Serpent, for it’s part could fe…
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CherryPop Goes For Help

“We have to go back.”
Liam pulled back and looked at me. “What? No. There’s too many. I can’t protect you from them all.”
I…
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History In The Making
Whether you realize it or not, we are now making history. Hundreds of years from now, it will be our names and faces that yo…
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'Til Kingdom Come
Cowboy Jack, a long-haired, brown-bearded, Jesus-looking, chain-smoking, psychopathic-killer, rolled into town on his Harley …
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To Rebuild A Man
I awoke slouched in a metal folding chair, my mouth and throat parched. I worked my tongue around in an effort to reboot my s…
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One last poem to my Love
One last poem before I’m gone into the wilderness never to venture to your love again.
Rest and be at ease as I apologize fo… -
0000FF
Within the office, there is one room that is different from the others. It is a user’s office, but more than just a user. Wit…
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Rocking on the Front Porch
Sometimes when I wake in the middle of the night, when the house is still, I can almost hear the creak of her rocking chair o…
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008000

The issue was, I was envious.
Now was that so hard to say?
Beta was right. I can’t remember when he’s not. But how often …
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Doomed Montague

<snick>
Hmm, it appears I’ve been outflanked by a lifetoid. By the sounds of it, some sort of handheld weaponry is current…
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Velvet
She awoke to the sound of a bold BANG! bold
“What the….”
She jumps out of bed to find that it was only Danny. Danny! ... -
We're Going to Need a Bigger Axe

“You’re bleeding darlin’.” Dad said, worry in his eyes. He was looking at my left arm where a tenacious zombie had taken a bi…
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Survival of the Deadest

When we arrived back at City Hall, Dad was fuming. Liam and I had filled him in on the evening’s events and he was decidedly …
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Zoulag grabs a hold

The zombie motions us to follow over to the window. What could it possibly have to show us outside?
I tell Bella to stay put…
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Winning Point ((THX's defensive challenge))

“Okay, so they tend to kick the ball to the left.. so if you stand there and I pitch we should be able to get them out.” I wh…
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Putting Things Off in Mirror Land [Elsha's Mirror Challenge]

Zoned out, I stare at myself in the bathroom mirror. I don’t like looking at me. Honestly, I don’t even like me period. The f…
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The Princess Bride's Kingly Confusion

In Florin, the king’s word has always been taken seriously. Even when the king was at his most insane, the people respected h…
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The Pitch
Once upon a time, in the land of Fan T’see Naym, there lived a good and beloved king named Olden Feebell.
_The king ruled …
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Go Time

Alex gave me a look, the careful squint he always pulled out when he’d rather figure it out than ask a question. I dared eye …
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The commute
Jerry dashed headlong down the steps and across the platform. He was saved from falling onto the tracks, or stepping into the…
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Visitations of a Pointless Nature [Conversations with Dead People Challenge]

“What’s it like?” I excitedly asked the spectral figure hovering near my bed.
“What?” he responded coyly.
“Duh,” I shot bac…
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The Mysterious Case of the Invisible Strawberries

“Mr Adams, could you please tell me what 672 Marijuana plants were doing at your residence in Winpole Street?”
“Well, you se…
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One Vampire, One Werewolf, One Forbidden Love
A growl was building in my chest as I watched him circle me, my hackles were raised and I crouched in a threatening position….
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Round-up Lollipop
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A Game of Darts
“You’ll have to be quicker than that,” Fednor taunted. Then “Ow!” as a dart struck his left forearm, and “Ow!” again as two m…
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the believer {64k challenge)

she fell at the cross, the only true believer there, the lost girl.
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Three to get ready...
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The Number 3, Dale Pays a Visit (Conversations With Dead People Challenge)

I was in my room reading a magazine about Dale Earnhardt. _Man, what it be like if Dale was here? Sure could help me with my …
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I am Anima (Invisable)

Woohoo. School’s over, incoming weekend! Time to do… well, probably nothing. I don’t really have any plans for this weekend…
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Condom Incognito

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The Enterprising Starship
It’s my first day as Commander, my 16th birthday, I walk onto my Starship and meet my crew for the first time. I’m not nerv…
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Trying to be NICE! [flute faerie's Comment Challenge]

Okay, this took some going back and double-checking, but here goes.
Kermitgorf! I’ll call him the Crown Prince of commentati…
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Fake-Crayon Words

Everyone’s seen those posters: “Everything I Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten.” You know, Share Your Toys, Say Nice T…
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And So It Begins...
Soon there would be sunlight. The first rays of the early morning would stretch across the horizon like fingers unfolding fro…
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New Rules

Hanging…as in “out”. It’s an art form. You can’t under-do it, or it’s a snooze fest. But if you over-do it, then it’s a par…
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I am Slut (Brit)

“How would you know?” I asked.
Vaughn seems to be struggling my question.I wait calmly for his answer when it suddenly hits m… -
rowing
i don’t row just “to do a sport.” i don’t row just so i can eat all i want and still wear a bikini in the summer. i don’t row…
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Vicious Attack
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Steel and Flesh
Jack leaned his head back, let out a column of hot air and shook his arm as if it were on fire. It burned.
It had been thre…
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Writer's Curse
Xavier cracked his knuckles, took a deep breath and tried to exhale, smoothly. He couldn’t.
Squinting in the harsh morning s…
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Fyora's Orphanage 3 (My Babies)

These two are my favorites. I’m almost afraid to let anyone else try them.
Lanceus, the Prophet of Kencii (6347 – 8066) ...
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Houston We Have a Problem (American Idol Style)
Her voice was electric. The audience connected, captivated by every note she belted out. Her range was uncanny, the vocal run…



