Ben Paddon's published ficlets

  • Love in Space

    “I’m an idiot,” said Franklin as he took a sip of his Synthe-Gin.

    “Yep,” nodded Germley the Andropulsian barkeep, the balloo…

  • What a Party Mature

  • The Closing Bulletin Inspired by text

    “It’s not happening,” said Seb as he walked into the pub. He’d assumed Mark would be sat in his usual seat, pint in hand, try…

  • Message Sent Successfully Mature Inspired by text

  • The Call That Changed My Destiny Inspired by text

    “Hello?”

    Seb couldn’t get over just how fantastic her voice was. In fact everything about her was just incredible. It’d take…

  • Product Placement

    “What are you doing?” asked Dillan as he put another spoonful of delicious Honey Cheerios into his mouth.

    Toby put down his …

  • Hometown

    Coming back to his hometown only served to remind him of why he’d left in the first place. Walking through the streets,he cou…

  • Serious Business Inspired by text

    “What happened then?” asked Mark.

    “She gave me her phone number,” replied Seb, smiling.

    “Nice!” said Mark, enthusiastically…

  • A Moment's Silence Inspired by text

    “Just hanging out”? Seb wanted to take off his shoe and beat himself to death with it. He was certainly in the right place to…

  • One Week Later Inspired by text

    As he walked towards the door, Seb wondered how many people had gone to a funeral parlour knowing they were neither attending…

  • A tepid foray into Nerdcore Mature

  • Maybe Baby

    “I’m pregnant, and it’s not yours.”

    There are better times to break that kind of news to guy. She could have told me earlier…

  • A Moment with a Hero

    “Excuse me?”

    She’d been looking for him. Now that she’d found him, she could feel butterflies in her stomach. Or at least wh…

  • A Blow to the Head

    He fell to his knees, suddenly uncertain of his surroundings. Everything seemed… not blurry, but just… inconsistent. He w…

  • A Clear and Concise Answer

    Seb put his drink down, and asked the question that had been burning in his brain for the past couple of hours. “Which do you…

  • Something New

    “It’s okay,” she smiled, trying her hardest to seem reassuring but instead coming across as ever-so-slightly patronising. “I …

  • Know Your Surroundings

    Cellars are generally rather murky but this one, Vance had decided, had to be one of the murkiest. If Channel Four ever got a…

  • Waiting for the Right Moment

    “There she is,” whispered Seb.

    “You weren’t lying about her looks, were you?” said Mark, wide-eyed. He started to walk over,...

  • The Gatekeeper

    Warren didn’t like doctors. They made him feel uncomfortable and nervous. Still, this was a necessary check-up, and the soone…

  • Critical System Failure

    “There. It’s taken four hours, but your computer is up and running again like new.”

    “Thank you, Karen.”

    “Oh, and don’t inst…

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