Ben Paddon's Favorites
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Automaton and on and on......
by User 6590 10 months ago
As Dave walked across the seemingly endless field of white his mind started to slip into the introspective auto pilot that he…
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Chasing a Dream
by Ariel Christian 10 months ago
The first time I applied, they said I was too young. So I grew up.
The second time I applied, they said I was under-qualifie…
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To Serve Man
by Ben Paddon 10 months ago
The kettle begins to whistle, and before the sound has a chance to pick up any real volume the droid lifts it off the small g…
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Ought Seven: 07.C.01.07.3A
by genderbunny 10 months ago
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In another dimension
by Russell Ruffino 10 months ago
“It’s a good job you called me” he said, “Derrick is almost the worst I’ve seen.”
“I’m just glad for anything you can do,” s…
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In case of emergency
by Russell Ruffino 10 months ago
I haven’t died, at least I don’t think so, dying wouldn’t hurt this much, I think you find some sort of inner peace before y…
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Loved that Losing Feeling
by Russell Ruffino 10 months ago
The game was getting tense, we were both down to the black ball, you’d been losing until now, but the black was giving me tro…
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Biography of a Captive
by uselessness 10 months ago
He was the greatest craftsman our town had seen. He painted the mayor (and family), he painted the infamous entrepreneurial F…
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Redefinition of "Ever"
by The Lady 9 months ago
She talked me into a mask. No one else could talk me into that. Green goop is all over my face, and for some some reason we c…
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A New & Improved 5 things I've Never Told Anyone, with a few touch-ups
by Bring Out Your Inner Emo Kid <3 9 months ago
1. I’m afraid that everybody hates me, I’m annoying, and dumb, and…
2. I wish that everything in my life could just be “no…
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Twain, Poe and Telsa: At War With the Emperor
by Hobo Beard Bob 9 months ago
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Writer's Block
by JMBauhaus 9 months ago
“Go on, write something.”
“Write what?”
“Anything. It doesn’t matter.”
“I can’t just write anything.”
“Why not?”
“Beca…
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Twain & Tesla: This Time It's Farcical
by Russell Ruffino 9 months ago
“But, where are you going now?” Asked Twain, who felt this afternoon trip had gone on long enough, surely it was about time i…
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Poe and Holmes: Locked Up
by Hobo Beard Bob 8 months ago
Poe’s eyes shot open and he sat up. He was on a repair table in the Asimov Android Company’s repair lab. A familiar looking m…
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Schrödinger's Lock
by Russell Ruffino 8 months ago
I’m walking into town when it occurs to me that I’m not sure if I locked my front door or not. I try to force the memory, but…
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The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned
by Kevin Lawver 8 months ago
“I can haz bottlez, mommee?”
“What, sweetie?”
“I can haz bottlez?”
“Who taught you to say that?”
“Kitteh!”
“Dammit… Os…
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Terrible Fanfiction Generator: "A Knight Rider in King Arthur's Court"
by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars 8 months ago
Michael Knight jumped into the driver’s seat of the sleek, black Pontiac Trans Am, narrowly avoiding a rain of arrows. The do…
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Achieving Nirvana
by Russell Ruffino 8 months ago
I proof read it again, just to be sure, I don’t want to get anything wrong and the spell check on this thing doesn’t pick up …
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The Package (Ben Paddon's Mundane Moments Made Magnificent Challenge)
by Stovohobo 8 months ago
The doorbell rang, so I opened it.
There was a package there, so I opened that too. With an X-acto knife.
There was another…
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That Was Then
by mmmarmalade 7 months ago
I’ve been waiting. You would think that once you finish there, you’d be done with the waiting. That that stuff was just for t…
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It's All Your Fault
by Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus) 7 months ago
It’s your fault I am the way I am.
It’s all your fault that I have a vivid imagination. That I can see something most people…
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The Morning After
by Adam Croft 7 months ago
Sunshine flooded into the room with the dawn of a new day, beating across his eyelids like rays of fire. Slowly and painfully…
