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On The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 4: Girls:

posted about 1 month ago

Too True
On The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 3: Staff Species:

posted about 1 month ago

Say hello to vice principal KONKLE!!!
On The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 3: Staff Species:

posted about 1 month ago

Say hello to vice principal KONKLE!!!
On The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 2: Social Classes:

posted about 1 month ago

What about outsiders and socs? JK
On The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 2: Social Classes:

posted about 1 month ago

Jocks – can be followed by the suffix “strap.” Need I say more? BEAUTIFUL..
Nerds and geeks- Completely true
On The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 1: Introduction:

posted about 1 month ago

Your dumb blonde theory was completely correct but I would’ve liked a clothing secription too… just to clarify.
On The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 1: Introduction:

posted about 1 month ago

Your dumb blonde theory was completely correct but I would’ve liked a clothing secription too… just to clarify.
On Just a Dream:

posted about 1 month ago

Interesting story, but not that amazing… You could have put many more metaphors or whatever in there to make it scarier.
On Zeus vs. The Bird (Out-Of-Order Challenge):

posted about 1 month ago

YOU DEMON!!

Brilliant….But you know me, I just like dead bodies.
On The Typewriter:

posted about 1 month ago

Glidna sure is a hot name…
On The Typewriter:

posted about 1 month ago

Glidna sure is a hot name…
On The Typewriter:

posted about 1 month ago

Glidna sure is a hot name…
On The Fire Heist:

posted about 1 month ago

Wow this is just weird… I don’t know what it is but this story just makes me laugh.
On Me and JB 88:

posted about 1 month ago

lol that’s funny. As soon as you said the name MIley i immediatley thought of Miley Cyrus, but then I thought it was just a name… guess not.
On The Sun is Gone:

posted about 1 month ago

Ugh… Another poem/story that could’ve been perfect if someone else made it… oh well.. it’s okay but i couldnt think of anything else so it ended up being really short.
Feel free to improve it.
On The Second Dream:

posted about 1 month ago

did u purposefully repeat the cold/gray thing? At first I thought u did it on purpose but then i saw the pessimistic comment above and i begant to doubt your purposefulness….
On Honorable Intentions:

posted about 1 month ago

thats funny, this story really makes you want to know more.. More about David, more about the situation… there better be a sequel or I’M gonna commit suicide!
On Honorable Intentions:

posted about 1 month ago

thats funny, this story really makes you want to know more.. More about David, more about the situation… there better be a sequel or I’M gonna commit suicide!
On A Weekend At the Lake:

posted 2 months ago

i had to cram in the ending
On Oh, and by the Way...:

posted 2 months ago

llolloloolollolololol
On Oh, and by the Way...:

posted 2 months ago

llolloloolollolololol
On Battle part 2:

posted 5 months ago

wat dos LoA mean
On "Wake up!!":

posted 5 months ago

next part is a sequel
On Peter:

posted 5 months ago

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
On Just Say No to Emo:

posted 5 months ago

hmmm…..
On Broken in Two:

posted 5 months ago

his heart was cracking then it snapped
On Broken in Two:

posted 5 months ago

his heart was cracking then it snapped
On Broken in Two:

posted 5 months ago

his heart was cracking then it snapped
On Broken in Two:

posted 5 months ago

his heart was cracking then it snapped
On Broken in Two:

posted 5 months ago

his heart was cracking then it snapped
On Broken in Two:

posted 5 months ago

his heart was cracking then it snapped
On Broken in Two:

posted 5 months ago

his heart was cracking then it snapped
On Broken in Two:

posted 5 months ago

his heart was cracking then it snapped
On The Gray and the Blue: Stovohobo Inspired; Tale of the Civil War:

posted 5 months ago

brillliant…just brilliant
On Abandoned:

posted 6 months ago

....idk…
On Results prt 1 of Kermitgorf's funny Holiday Dialogue Challenge:

posted 6 months ago

k….sry bout this but my spokesperson was Tom Cruise’s daughter Suri…or wat ever her name is…anyway, tom cruise is a major promoter so it was his daughter asking him about it
On Bitterness Thy Name Is Fozzie:

posted 6 months ago

KTF…..lol
On Bitterness Thy Name Is Fozzie:

posted 6 months ago

don’t do it!
On Escape:

posted 6 months ago

ya sometimes i need to use my gun on little kids too
On Secret Weapon:

posted 6 months ago

idk i just typed in gun for “inspiration”
On Success Isn't Aways Good:

posted 6 months ago

What is LoA?/
On Success Isn't Aways Good:

posted 6 months ago

wow as i pressed publish I noticed that I had spelled success wrong. Darn
On The Marilyn Monroe Doll:

posted 6 months ago

Its ajoke
On If I was a Boy....:

posted 6 months ago

Girls, trucks, dirt
On DIE NOW:

posted 6 months ago

Happend to me once, the “DIENOW” bit, luckily it was meant for the flyin my soup…Kinda ironic your eating alphabet soup at a restaurant that serves wine.
On 333rd Ficlet: Half Evil or All Good?:

posted 6 months ago

I prefer scientologymas thank you very much!
On The Marilyn Monroe Doll:

posted 6 months ago

True story
On Messa':

posted 6 months ago

cool…some parts were a little badly written though
On Rise up (Minimum length challenge):

posted 6 months ago

That is really cool
On Why?:

posted 6 months ago

I saw a dvd set at Bestbuy…looks like about the stupidest hick sport ever made
The basically do all the fake stuff you see on WWE and RAW except for real
On Drowning :

posted 6 months ago

this is a story about how I feel about my sisters….just kidding. I could have ended it better..its kind of creepy because he is only 5 yrs old. Thats wat naughty video games,tv,etc. are doin to america
On sherwin williams' description of himself:

posted 6 months ago

this sucks
On The Candy Man:

posted 6 months ago

MWHAHAHAHAHHAA
On Invasion Thwarted [Minimum Length Ficlet Challenge]:

posted 6 months ago

If I were the prez I eould kill the aliens..
On Golden Digestion:

posted 6 months ago

holy poop…you r krazy..in a good way
On DRAGONFORCE !!!:

posted 6 months ago

It gets weird at the end
dont you think
On DRAGONFORCE !!!:

posted 6 months ago

I wrote this while listening to the band Dragonforce…check em out on youtube…anyway…this is supposed to be a powerranger spin-off thing
On 5 Things That You Never Knew About Stovohobo (You Know What? 6 Just for the Sake of Non-Conformity):

posted 6 months ago

lol the austin card…at the beginning
On The Christmas Callenge....Times running out...:

posted 6 months ago

wow…..nobody did it does that mean I win
On Hacking Master!!!!:

posted 6 months ago

this story was actually about the “hacking” story…i made on stovohobo’s account
On The House:

posted 6 months ago

This story is failure..it did not work out..if you cant tell its a spin off of saw
On You Know It's a Good Party When...:

posted 9 months ago

Yay party!! I like how Malcom was dead
On The Legend of Batak Beatrix:

posted 9 months ago

I wish I had my own legend :)
On The Ficlet Killer:

posted 9 months ago

Very delicious
On Zombie Mowdown:

posted 9 months ago

HHAHAHHA I have hijacked Stovohobo’s ficlet account!! Now to hack the whole Ficlets site!!! Then Runescape!!And Next the WORLD!!
On 13:

posted 9 months ago

So much math.. it confuse n555Champ. . .
On Where On Earth Did the Name Stovohobo Come From?:

posted 9 months ago

I know why his name is stovohobo…..I was there when he came up with is but am I going to tell you?!?

No!!!
On Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy:

posted 9 months ago

Just to let you know I posted all the comments as I read the paragraphs one-by-one.. I really LOVED the ending
On Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy:

posted 9 months ago

Gossip Girl is kind of a meany pants… walking out on your husband so you can eat rocky road? Girlfriend, you need to get your priorities straight
On Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy:

posted 9 months ago

What is this football you speak of?
On "HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!":

posted 9 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHH evil Headon, EVIL!!!
On Peeping Tom:

posted 9 months ago

This is a true story. The girl is fine (her name is changed in the story) and she was safe. It reminded us all that, no matter how safe you think you are there could always be something bad around the corner
On Get A Job:

posted 9 months ago

Yippee your a winner…..only winners get featured!!!
On Just So You Know:

posted 9 months ago

very,very confusing….’bestees’???(I know it means best friends but ‘bestees’?
On Quick Talk, Hitman Talk:

posted 9 months ago

....and he left (forgot to add that)
On Yes, They Are In Transylvania:

posted 9 months ago

that is a very good story too bad you never sequel it
On From the Frying Pan into the Fire:

posted 9 months ago

haha that is really funny, first dinosaurs now an army
On It Can Always Be Worse:

posted 9 months ago

Lol playing with the space/time continuum.
On Out of Luck in Liberty Junction:

posted 9 months ago

coooooooooooool
On Out of Luck in Liberty Junction:

posted 9 months ago

cole’s dead!!!
On Out of Luck in Liberty Junction:

posted 9 months ago

sonnofadadgumtard
On Heap of Trouble in Liberty Junction:

posted 9 months ago

clay aiken?
On Heap of Trouble in Liberty Junction:

posted 9 months ago

sonofaseacow
On Good Luck in Liberty Junction:

posted 9 months ago

Yeah, at first I was like ‘woah some bad spelling and whatnot’ but then I noticed you wus jest tryin to add goodness to it.
On Pony Express, or I Wanna Be Like Him:

posted 9 months ago

cool. My idol is a taco
On A Bad Situation (FLASHBACK) :

posted 9 months ago

the writing got really messed up
On "Flippy-flippy-bump-bump, now I gotta' shake my rump!":

posted 9 months ago

WHat the heck the titles got messed up!!!Oh well try to read them
On Zach Thomas?:

posted 9 months ago

Thanks a lot that really made me feel like I wasn’t shorthanding all of the readers out there!
On Perfect Day for a Funeral:

posted 9 months ago

cant wait to see the next one
On Perfect Day for a Funeral:

posted 9 months ago

great sequel!!!!!! I love it, Calvin the hated little brother who, because of his evil father, hated everyone else!!
On I Should Have Cried:

posted 9 months ago

Very good names for characters, my last writing I had to come up with names, and they sucked.
On Zach Thomas?:

posted 9 months ago

sort of short….. wanted to get to the sequel which origionally wasn’t going to be part of this series
On My Man:

posted 9 months ago

didn’t get to finish it in one ficlet because of stupid internet time.
On When Death Comes Knocking, Don't Answer:

posted 9 months ago

haha!!!!
On Scene Seventeen, Take One (But There Probably Won't Be a Need For Many More After Take One):

posted 9 months ago

creepy..
On The Fateful Connection:

posted 9 months ago

oooohhh confusing!!!
On Bone Tired:

posted 9 months ago

coooooool
On He Didn't See The Gun:

posted 9 months ago

cool sequel
On News on Adrien:

posted 9 months ago

OMG,who’s Adrian??! So confusing (Honestly this time)
On Dropping Dunkin' Donuts:

posted 9 months ago

I can’t believe he would leave the donuts!!
On Here Lies Gabriel H. Taylor:

posted 9 months ago

Is HE Gabrial??
On Here Lies Gabriel H. Taylor:

posted 9 months ago

“I am SOOOOOOOO confused”(wink,wink)
On The Search:

posted 9 months ago

“who’s he??” (wink, wink)
On Career Day:

posted 9 months ago

You’d think a CIA agent would have a better answer though
On Career Day:

posted 9 months ago

he should tell them he will kill them if they laugh at him. Great story too
On Nolan Ryan, the Superhero:

posted 9 months ago

hmm… maybe thats why I thought that name was familiar…
On The Lemming:Nature's Retard:

posted 9 months ago

lemming,lemming,lemming
On The Woman in the Water:

posted 9 months ago

I want to be lady death’s friend too!
On Rags! to Riches:

posted 9 months ago

Good job, nice job ending it too
”..The end was near..”
On Reflection:

posted 9 months ago

cool, cool
On Chucacabra Sighting:

posted 9 months ago

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
On Carried Away:

posted 9 months ago

Chupacabra is a fun word
On Me and My Antlers:

posted 9 months ago

That does have a great ending to it
On The Lowest Form Of Literature (Except Maybe When Kafka Does It):

posted 9 months ago

huh…that was weird, yet intriguing
On "Angela will you----AHHHHH!!":

posted 9 months ago

I like this one I’ve never written like this before
On From Riches To Rags:

posted 9 months ago

it’s okay I guess
On Bandit of the Badlands:

posted 9 months ago

cool, that was really good
On The Problem:

posted 9 months ago

Stovohobo knows where i gotthe shell shocked idea
On The Problem:

posted 9 months ago

too short but couldn’t write too long
On Nolan Ryan, the Superhero:

posted 9 months ago

not as good as thw other one but good enough..started running out of room though
On Bashing the Bully:

posted 9 months ago

personally i thought this was one of my best writings ever! Some good detail.
On A Curse Upon You:

posted 9 months ago

OMG….what’s gonna happen
On Wednesday's Find:

posted 9 months ago

bravo bravo!!
On The Flaming Man:

posted 9 months ago

bravo need to read the rest
On threesome:

posted 9 months ago

well….. not exactly sure what to make of it? Is it a start or just a random rambling of words??
On Stjork, the Icelandic Flamingo:

posted 9 months ago

Dicky…lol… that’s really good so far it’s the best.
On Life Is Great:

posted 9 months ago

platypuses are the coolest animals (other than lemmings, lemurs) ever!!
On Noah: My 3 Sons & The Tale of the Wooper Rooper &Fabled Tibbargorf:

posted 9 months ago

goood job too
On Noah: My 3 Sons & The Tale of the Wooper Rooper &Fabled Tibbargorf:

posted 9 months ago

dude that’s is my name!!! : )
On Now:

posted 9 months ago

WHen is she gonna tell him
On Hurt:

posted 9 months ago

hmnm…good
On She's Got It, I Don't:

posted 9 months ago

What I wanted to hear more about ty and the tning that happened
On Run:

posted 9 months ago

Oh my that is interesting!!!
On What I love about kidney stones.:

posted 9 months ago

That was really good :)
On New Kid on the Block:

posted 9 months ago

No offense to any of you, but the story was ruined when you all wrote sequels to it
On The Corner Dwellers:

posted 9 months ago

Great start!!
On Pursuit:

posted 9 months ago

where is the rest?...great story
On Come What May, Pt. 101:

posted 9 months ago

Is that ur picture(your icon)? odd story but good story
On So Cliche 2:

posted 9 months ago

what is that supposed to mean that mine is bad!! JK
On Custodian:

posted 9 months ago

The last line is HIlarious
On The Catechism of Laine P. Grey:

posted 9 months ago

Cats normally just jump on my head and scratch my eyes out..not jump on my stomach and cuddle. That makes it a lot harder to type.. esspecially with no eyes
On Drug-Induced Ramblings of an Enlightened Addict; NOTICE: ILLEGAL PERFOMANCE ENHANCEMENT USAGE OBVIOUS:

posted 9 months ago

LOOOOOOOOVED ITTTTT!!!
On They said I was a nut:

posted 9 months ago

Amazing!
On puppy:

posted 9 months ago

........were you used were to much way to much were… what were you thinking
On Midnight Masquerade:

posted 9 months ago

very good
On Ary and Ott...Get Caught:

posted 9 months ago

I didn’t finish it because I wanted someone else to do it or at least give some one else a chance…so take that chance so i don’t have to come up with an ending.(LAZINESS DISEASE)
On Further Adventures of Ary and Ott:

posted 9 months ago

little candies..i think….i hope
On Behind the Scenes of a Soap Opera:

posted 9 months ago

Great job….I LUV U…...(JK)
On Dragon's Den:

posted 9 months ago

what?? the crate story makes no since going with this one
On The Crate:

posted 9 months ago

that was really good!
On The Almost Demise of Tony, George, and Frankie:

posted 9 months ago

wow I cannot believe I got on the mpst popular list….IM A WINNER
On Crossing the fold:

posted 9 months ago

hmm…..
On Visits from the Afterlife:

posted 9 months ago

CoOoOoOoOl
On The Okapi: Everything and Nothing:

posted 9 months ago

I also liked how you tagged it as “awesomeness”
On The Okapi: Everything and Nothing:

posted 9 months ago

Yeah I think I’ve heard of it good job answering to the challenge
:>{) (moustache man)
On Escape From Bad Cafeteria Food:

posted 9 months ago

hey maybe he’ll end up in Germeny..(wink,wink) Stovohobo(wink,wink
On Demonic Night Creatures From Hell:

posted 9 months ago

nobody wants to comment??
On The Scary Movie I Knew I Shouldn't Have Gone To But I Did:

posted 9 months ago

I do to…
On The Lemming:Nature's Retard:

posted 9 months ago

I know, i know. I thought about mentioning that when i wrote it but not everyone knows
On Escape From Bad Cafeteria Food:

posted 9 months ago

mucho excelente estaban!!
mucho excelente!!
(Now just where to run to)
On Escape From Bad Cafeteria Food:

posted 9 months ago

I hate cafateria food
On The Truth, Sam!:

posted 9 months ago

Oh my I can’t believe the actual writer of the first story wrote the sequel!!
On When Caretaker Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody...Alive:

posted 9 months ago

I,personally, LOVED the title amd the story wasn’t bad either
On Me...The New Demon Boy?:

posted 9 months ago

I know and that’s why it’s a fiction story :)
On The Lights, Man ,What They Do to Your Mind:

posted 9 months ago

you didn’t even write it originolly!!punk. JK
On Party Girl:The End of the Party:

posted 9 months ago

My apologies to Laine but that was extremely good!!! Especially compared to what you normally wite about!!(no offense
On A Slight Disturbance:

posted 9 months ago

MUG IS A GANGSTA!!
On Uh...Did You Really Just Say Zeus-y?:

posted 9 months ago

Wow that had lots of long words in it and hard names too
On Fighting Fields:

posted 10 months ago

you spelled fields wrong
On What goes around:

posted 10 months ago

Exactly what he said. Bravo!!
On Do not click here.:

posted 10 months ago

WOW! BRLLIANT!! i give it…....NO STARS!!
On The Last Author:

posted 10 months ago

hmmm…interesting
On AAAAARRRGHUH-BLUB: Zombies From Beyond:

posted 10 months ago

SWEET i’m gunna write a sequel and a prequel
On Today's diary entry:

posted 10 months ago

I’m sorry but that was extremely confusing
On Night Creatures:Evil Webkinz:

posted 10 months ago

LOL, LOL, bravo!!
On Empty:

posted 10 months ago

Very detailed and whatnot
On Slasher:

posted 10 months ago

Wow that was amazingly gruesome and entertaining
On The Little Spaceship that couldn't:

posted 10 months ago

yeah that is funny
On Of Jibjabbing Whangerdoodles and Krakenbiscuits (Portmanteau):

posted 10 months ago

YIPPEE KRACKENBISCUITS!!
On Stovohobo the Ficlets Maniac:

posted 10 months ago

Just kiddin homeslice don’t be hatin all ova’ just be cool G.
On Warm-Blooded:

posted 10 months ago

good story
On Warm-Blooded:

posted 10 months ago

I’m warm-blooded!!
On Tortured Thoughts 6:

posted 10 months ago

that’s pretty creepy little confusing though.. can I write a sequel?
On Fee, Fi, Fo, and Fum:

posted 10 months ago

yeah you are right the flow was bad good story to make a sequel out of
On Tortured Thoughts 5:

posted 10 months ago

Oh this will be good cant wait for the next…I think it would be cool if she made “Pamela’s”(great name by the way makes her sound like she is sort of a slut)head will explode she’ll have brains everywere in her kitchen
On The Blue Explosion:

posted 10 months ago

not a very good sequel and REALLY confusing. I had no idea what u were trying to tell me
On Saving Sam:

posted 10 months ago

wow you guys are dumb.. I agree that the UFO idea was stupid but everything else was well written and good. In the original story it talks about Sam being popular, obviously he could have gotten himself into some bad things (drugs, etc) so he could be top dog!!
On My Brother Sam is dead?:

posted 10 months ago

Good start to something that ended up being a featured ficlet!
On The Amost Demise of Tony, George, and Frankie:

posted 10 months ago

Evil Under the Sun is actually a novel about a hotel…I think
On Tortured Thoughts 4:

posted 10 months ago

Why are you saying NO ONE like NOONE, its confusing other than that a great start to a fantastic series. She should use her powers to kill terrorists and bad people!! Or maybe she could just say “I hope he/she gets their legs cut off!”
On Tortured Thoughts 3:

posted 10 months ago

That was a very good and I can’t wait to read the next
On Tortured Thoughts 2:

posted 10 months ago

excelente’ bravo, bravo can’t wait to read this next one
On Tortured Thoughts:

posted 10 months ago

very good lots of detail and what not. I’d like to hear the story
On The Interviewing of Mr. Gregory Thompson:

posted 11 months ago

Coooooooooooooooool… but y did he get a life sentence… was it for punching the guy in trhe face
On A Boy and a Girl Part 4:

posted 11 months ago

this story is supposed to be about the day after Part 3. Part 3 was on monday and part 4 is tuesday
On Party Girl:

posted 11 months ago

I was running out of characters so i had to stuff it all together, looks really weird
On Infinite Peak:

posted 11 months ago

steven i liked the story im gunna right the sequel with a bunch of death