Blondie Babe's published ficlets
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20 foot under (rest of it)
And we all Know theres never just one bolt of lighting, It was getting later and darker. Scared at between 14 and 17 we were…
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20 foot under
“You aren’t actually gona make me get in that…. right?!” even though i assumed she was going to say yes.
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The outcome of divorce part two
(you have to read the first part to get it) I’ve gotten every thing a girl could want but i guess you could say i’m not your …
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The outcome of divorce part one
When I was just 5 years old my partents sat me down and said to me “honey your father is going to leave only for a while when…
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never give a 40 pound cat with dandrift a bath
THE ONLY THING MORE PAINFUL THAN FALLING OFF A BRIDGE IS GIVING A FORTEY POUND CAT A BATH….been there done that not pretty….
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never give a 40 pound cat with dandrift a bath
THE ONLY THING MORE PAINFUL THAN FALLING OFF A BRIDGE IS GIVING A FORTEY POUND CAT A BATH….been there done that not pretty….
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The quick adventures of MUSTANSHIO,HUNK MUFFINandMR.WALLY THEME SONG
THE QUICK ADVENTUES OF MUSTACHIO,HUNKMUFFIN-and MR.WALLY ( THEME SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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stay away from old ladys in bikinnis trust me
THE OLD WOMEN IN THE BIKINI ALMOST BROKE INTO THE CAR BUT THATS NOT ALL HOW IT STARTED…......
IT happened like this …
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MOMS , jokes, boys and pain so much pain
MALLS and MOMS don’t mix !!!
Umm…we thought as we drank up our expresso’s and scouted 4 cute guys
WE later walked over …
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MOMS , jokes, boys and pain so much pain
MALLS ARN”T AS FUN AS U THINK!
“Umm…”we thought as we drank up our expresso’s and scouted 4 cute guys
Welater walked ov…
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I Actually Made An Actual Story!
HAVE U EVER GOTTEN STUCK IN A PADDLE BOAT WITH YOUR BFFL’S ON A LAKE?
It was a dark, pretty dreary day out. My BFFLs and I w…
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THe blonde The toliet and the poop was green
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ewwww….ewwww.. ewww… Help me! oh my gosh there is water all over my house!!!!
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HELP BECAUSE I"M BLONDE
hi people! If u haven’t notoced i’m a blondie! lol but i have a huge issue ! THere is this kid in my school and he was suspen…
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Brutis and the hair curlers
OMG ok so me and livi curled our hair last night and mine came out like poopbut hers looked good anyway but i’m haven a probl…
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LOL youve g2 read this!!!! hilariuos!
Hey babes ! omg ok in my school locker i have an air freashener and u could smell it through the whole hallway lollol
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Pay No Attention To This Post - Im A Blonde.
Once upon a time there was a hot girl named Tori.
She lived happily ever after.
P.S. that girl, that hot girl, is totally…