Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)'s Favorites
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Sulking Swords

“Well, it’s not like we have anything else to do, since you had us turned into swords,” the bigger one muttered sulkily. “A…
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Orgasm Addict

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AD 2029: Legacy of Humans

The meteor struck with enough force to destroy all of humanity. All human life disappeared in the giant impact, and in their …
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AD 1029

The Sqiuom Shell Mother patiently lay wrapped around the large rocky mass that would harbour her eggs over it’s phenomenal jo…
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The Art of Being a Jennifer
It’s not everyday that you don’t run into one of us. We are everywhere.
In your local department stores, in your schools, i…
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Tell Them, I Come: Pt. 3

The hunter blinked as he watched the Native American maid transform back to the golden doe. She stomped and blew a warning be…
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Reindeer and Flying Monkeys {Funny Christmas Challenge}

“You’ve got to be kidding me, Elf.”
“Well, sir, you see, the reindeer are on strike.”
“Strike? How can reindeer go on s…
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BooBooUndo

NEW! The BooBooUndo Button, just $19949.99 from Cronotron Industries!
They said time travel was impossible, but they never m…
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Found

And there I stand before you as you drift in and out of consciousness. You look up at me and smile. “Yes, it’s me,” I say, “I…
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Tell them, I Come: Pt. 4

The hunter closed his eyes for a moment. Squeezed them tight. He dared not speak aloud, though his mind was reeling with curs…
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24 Hours Inside the Closet (Sequel to Ghost Begone Spray)

“I hate it when you do that!”
I have muttered that phrase numerous times and she has never heard me – not until tonight. But…
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Gwen's POV: Ghost in the Closet

I really didn’t want to go get Mommy, but she kept making noise. I shushed her but she kept rattling my hangers. I can’t st…
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Snowfall

Nina looked down from the 65th floor. The first snow of the year covered buildings, the walkways connecting them, and the emp…
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The Realization Sets In

Tony laughed at the look on her face. The horror, disbelief and realization all wrapped in one made for a very dramatic effec…
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Ought Seven: 07.C.01.07.3A

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First Things First

A frown settled upon her face while she pondered his answer. Heather knew all about the Ventrue, and all the other Clans for …
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A Little Trickanery for the Masses (or, Thy Will be Done)

Her brow raised in that annoyed, however ridiculous it may seem, way. “Before we get to the danger, I just want to know; All …
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The YodaOnCrack Rap Song

My name is Yoda
That’s what I told-ya
Come an inch closer and I’ll smoke-ya
with my light saber or a _jedi mind tric…
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But If . . Then . .

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Lefties

A recently discovered gene causes left-handedness and Schizophrenia. I’d always though scientists believed that left- handed…
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Evaporated milk and Champagne Challenge

She kept a purple sharpie on her bedside table in case she awoke with an idea for a story. It wasn’t there this morning. It h…
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The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

“I can haz bottlez, mommee?”
“What, sweetie?”
“I can haz bottlez?”
“Who taught you to say that?”
“Kitteh!”
“Dammit… Os…
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A Godawful Small Affair
“I want to move to Mars, and open up a bar,” Gregor said.
Matti inhaled deeply, and let a cloud of pale blue smoke surround …
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Revenge of the Librarians.

The librarian looked up from the video monitor embedded in the decrepit book. The cloth bound, metal covers offered decent so…
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The Protectors of Literacy

“I think you know why we’re all here…”
“To kick some kitty ass!”, bellowed the large man in the frayed tweed jacket
“Plea…
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Its Our life
This is OUR life and we should be who we wanna BE!
We should choose our own directions
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One of These Things
Each contestant was selected because of some aspect that made him or her unique – something that would stand out from all the…
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Death Water
“Oh my God. No, no no no!!!! Oh my God, oh my God!” I wailed. The tears were flooding my eyes and I barely see. My throat fel…
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Break and Run

One broke and ran. And I shrugged. “I’d imagine it’s that one.” One of the suits yelled into a mic and the shuffling went cra…
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The Ride

I grumbled from behind the plexiglass. “I can’t believe you are making me ride back here.” She laughed, “It’s the only way to…
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Mutation Gone Bad

I rubbed my forehead. I couldn’t believe they hated us that much. Hell, I couldn’t believe there were that many of us “Sniffe…
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Mutation is an Ugly Thing

I tried to stop staring at that thing between the ones carrying it to look at the reflecting eyes in the rearview mirror. But…
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Waking up from one heck of a Ride

The ride through the barricades was pretty much without incident. If you don’t count the number of times we were asked why we…
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Just Call her Bit

I raised my head off the back of the seat to try and get a good feel of what exactly Tracker wanted from me. No clue. So I an…
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What now?

Tracker slapped his leg and laughed heartily. Then he let out a howl I didn’t think was humanly possible. Bit jumped slightly…
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Sandwich, Bass stuff

Tommy looked over at the gear he’d brought with him. No way could he haul in that big bass on the rod he had with him. Plus, ...
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The Greatest Debate Ever

“Are you ready?” the moderater asks me earnestly.
“I think so,” I answer, opening and closing my hands nervously.
“The came…
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A Television Exodus

I was a miniature Moses, no robe, no staff, no crazy long tangled beard. But still totally Moses, in a nonbiblical sort of wa…
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Super Hero Obit: The Dating Duo:Rainbow League of Justice

Camden New Jersey—Dobie Cornwall and his faithful side kick and long time companion, Shane Brighton were found slain on Fri…
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An early Morning Conversation With Myself ;) butterflygirl6106's 200th Ficlet Challenge

Well, It’s 4AM and the house is silent. What do you want to do today?
_We should probably check our Ficlets. We haven’t done…
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A Round Tuit

“Tuit’s are hard to come by…’specially round ones,” the wee man looked up at me with a glint in his eye. I studied him, puz…
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RAB I Miss You (I Miss You Contest)

I called your old office, hoping someone knew what part of the country you were in.
We always managed to keep in contact, bu…
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My Puppy, I Miss You

I was so fast. Everything went on so fast.
You were my second dog. My puppy, not even a year old. One day I wanted you to go … -
Missing You, All the Same

I look at your picture before I go to sleep and I touch your face. I wonder if you can see how I cry every night. I know you …
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Befuddlement

I spent a long time trying to find a word, one word, the right word. That would explain your affect on me.
Befuddlement
Y…
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Waiting for the Right Moment
“There she is,” whispered Seb.
“You weren’t lying about her looks, were you?” said Mark, wide-eyed. He started to walk over,...
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Sister Dearest: Lovely Lora (I miss you)

My dearest darling, sister sweet, I swear one day, one day we’ll meet. I glance towards the clouds, these clouds of grey, and…
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10 Things I Want To Before I Die
10 Things I want to do before I Die
1. Wear a crazy hat on an ordinary day.
2. Get a tattoo of a star.
3. Go to college….
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New Girl
Honestly, I thought.
There’s absolutely no way, I thought.
I didn’t tell Russell this, of course. Didn’t want to hurt his f…
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Ten.

Ten Things I Want to Do Before I Die:
10. Pose nude for a painting
9. Cover an entire wall with Polaroid photos of people…
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Cpl. Arthur Eisenstein: Viet Nam Vampire (1)
I’m in Hell.
That’s what it feels like out here in the bush, sixty clicks out of Da Nang. Not a month out of Fort Bliss and …
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Dream, or Nightmare?

School dance. The gym is overheated with the clusters of sweating students and disconnected hip-hop beats permeate the air.
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Character Generator
Many writers claim that the characters are more in control of the story than the writers themselves. To this end here’s a lit…
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Drifting Apart (I Miss You Challenge)

I’m not quite sure if it is you I miss, or just the idea of you I held in my heart for so long.
It’s windy outside – it whi…
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New School
The new girl sat in the cornner, watching everyone spend time at lunch togather.
Her plaid skirt and baby doll blouse did no…
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Ice Cream(New School)

Could she have imagined it. Maybe her nerves were getting the best of her.
She grabbed her books and hurried to class. After…
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Girly Covered Diary (New School)

She was very reluctant to say what her name was. She gave the clerk her money for the ice cream and walk quickly to the door….
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Door Bell Ring (New School)

The guy was on the other side of the street watching her go back into the store.
“Sir, I left my book bag on the counter hav…
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Wallace
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Dear Dairy (New School)

She thought her mom left her keys and could not get in the house.
She ran down the stairs, not thinking she open the front d…
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The Phone Call (New School)

It was pink and black. It had the scent of lilac on it. She knew he had to have put it in her book.
She did not know what to…
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In Need of A Make Over (New School)

when Jenna mom told her it was a guy, she litteraly turned pale.
“Jenna, I thought you said you hadn’t made any friends at s…
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"Thank God You're Here"
“Thank God, you’re here!”, said Col Bloof, “The Kardonians are advancing, we’re without ammo, and my bowels are acting up, ta…
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Attention, Your Most Supreme Chimplord Speaking

“Attention, citizens, your Most Supreme Chimplord speaking,” the intercoms rasped. “I would like to remind all that the curfe…
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Inticipation of Seeing Him (New School)

She reached for a scrungie to pull her straight brown hair back from her face. She wondered what tomorrow would bring as she …
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What does He Want (New School)

Whats the use and resorted back to her hommie self.
She went down stairs kissed her grandmother who was making her favorite …
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What Will This Day Bring (New School)

She kept walking, and as she step off of the curve, he truned in front of her.
He rolled down his tinted window, she tryed …
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At Jennas Exspense (New School)

Jenna started to class, her teacher was this Mr. Rodgers type of guy. He looked at her as she entered the room and quickly to…
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He Tells Her His Name (New School)

The rest of the school day was pretty much the same, Crappy!
Jenna, knew she had the task of going to sign up for the Librar…
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Where Wallace Landed

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700 Comment Challenge, An Injury
700 COMMENTS! Wow! I have read a lot of stories over the years… errr months… and let me tell you, you guys are talented! ...
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Color perception is a matter of geography

They’ve spotted me. I tried to disguise myself as one of them. We’ve studied them for years. I was trained in acting and thin…
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The Unkindness of Ravens
I awake from an uneasy sleep, my clock informs me that it’s 3am. Walking to the window I open the curtains just enough to pee…
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Rush
I lay awake at night with thoughts racing through my head..
Thoughts like….
why did I do this
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Wallace is back on the Program

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Confessions of an Assassin

Date 15 April 1865
Hideout. Check.
Escape horse. Check.
Gloves. Check.
Gun. Check.Today’s the day. I’ll make my country …
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Should I Stay or Should I Go... Capital W's Retro Music Challenge

John kicked the body with his cowboy boot, “Another one bites the dust.” He spit a chaw that sizzled in the hot Arizona san…
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Deviant Me

I am a deviant. I have saved just enough rope to hang myself.
I am an expert in Crazy 8s, doing nothing & wandering about. I … -
The Awesome Adventures of Lailah Mayfair [Character Generator]

I settled the box on my lap and gingerly shook it. It made a tinkling sound.
“Ooh, I just love presents!” I squealed. It w…
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"Who? Wallace?...Oh, He's on the 10th Floor.."

Wallace was beside the guy wearing the helmet. He was about thirty, grey hair, skin and clothes. He didn’t talk much. No one …
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Ruminations of a Halfling [Lailah]

Grumbling all the while, I wrapped the box back up. We walked a little further into the forest until we reached a clearing wh…
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The First Illusion
“This place? It’s a zoo. You’re on display, just like all the other animals. And if you don’t leave, that’s all you’ll ever b…
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Murder
“You don’t appreciate life, do you?”
“Why would you say that?”
“I’ve just . . . gathered that that’s the case.”
“How?”
“P…
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A Surprise Guest [Lailah]

After eating the rabbit stew that Giulia prepared, we settled down for the night.
Bowen climbed up a nearby oak tree and sat…
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Think Fast [Lailah]

I needed to think fast. _Come on, Lailah, you can do this. Your father was a sorcerer! Your mother was an elf. You can find a…
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Teasing the Manic Street Preacher [Retro Music Challenge]

” You! In the leather jacket! You’re going straight to Hell boy!” the street preacher shouted at me as I passed. I rolled m…
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Something Rare And Beautiful (New School)

“I guess you are wondering by now why I have taken such an interest in you?”
“Well since that day in the cafeteria where I c…
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At Dinner (New School)

Trying to make sense of it all she quickly was brought back down to reality as she left school and was late for dinner.
Jenn…
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What am I Thinking (New School)

The trip they were going to take come winter break.
“Dad, how long will we be gone this time?”
Jenna knew that somthing was…
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A Fear Come True (Fear Challenge)

It is my greatest fear. I don’t know what to do. It is my greatest fear come true. I have stated it way to many times, I soun…
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Take On Me [Retro Music Challenge]

“I will survive,” Carrie murmured to herself. It was just a city. How dangerous could it be? Besides, she wouldn’t have tim…
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He Has A Name Jake (New School)

She snuck down the back stairs out the back door.
She slowly walked towards the gate, not sure about all of this she waited …
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"Hello, Private Eyes"{80's Retro Music Challenge}

“Hello”, I said, “Private Eyes, what can I do ya for?”
“All I need is a miracle”, said a distressed female voice on th…
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Getting my Payback (80's Lyrics Challenge)

Don’t get mad, get even
I feel like I’m rippin’ up a Rag Doll
And your that doll
You mess with me I’ll mess with you
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Jake Not An Ordinary Name (New School)

Jake looked at her with surprise, as she seem to be loosening up.
“Answer me he said, why does my name fit me?”
“Because yo…
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The First Sign
“Hello, Tim, it’s me God”. Wow, that was weird, either I’ve just worked out how to think in a different voice or I’m going ma…
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Childhood Memories

We sat there, by the road. We looked at passing cars, sat there in friendship, with no need to say anything, because we knew….
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Student and Master (Retro Music Challenge)

Thayde looked up. “It’s too hard!” he complained, flexing his fingers in and out in a strenuous motion.
“That’s because you’...