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Superhero Obituaries - "Free" Willy McGee

San Diego, CA – Ambiguous, swinging superhero “Free” Willy McGee was found dead in the tiger cage of the San Diego zoo, the v…
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Superhero Obituaries - The Ex-Men

Albuquerque, NM- The demise of the controversial superhero group The Ex-Men (not to be confused with the X-Men) was reported …
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It's My Party And I'll Die If I Want To
‘80s songs were pumping on the stereo. Madonna. The Vapours. The Knack. Lily’s living room looked like a scene from Star Trek…
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(Spare the rod) Seek the Defilled.
“Paw you gotta be funnin.”
“No Teke, Bodie, Californy.”
“Paw, xing said dey dig up demons n’ Bodie n’ got songs bout im too’ ... -
The killer of killers

My name is six of the 33,999th group of the sixteenth case of the forth group,but you can just call me six. I dont remember …
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Bow Tie Lips(Hauntingly Beautiful Challenge)

“Put him back in the toilet till he talks.”
There are alot of things a person can think about when a 6’5” 350 LB drag queen n… -
Rise of the fifth world (Aliens From Within part 4)

Charlie ran like a fugitive towards his grandfather’s place in the white mountains, with the rocky surface bruising his batt…
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No Maw I Ain't Been Drinkin' (Aliens from Within part5)

“Hey nut-job wake up!”
J.D. looked around to find the source of the disturbance.
“When did you get here?”
“Bout’ an hour go.”... -
Heaven Without Hamburgers(An Epic Challenge)

Oh why, i must ask did i argue so well?
I mean all my friends were already in hell
my accountant, fellow lawyers, even ally M… -
3 lines 6 negatives (about Pope John Paul)

No way, we won’t
never have none no better
no more. -
999 spaces (Spare The Rod Part 3)

“Eugene, how many runners?”
“Two a man and a woman, if you call em that.”
“Did you catch em?”
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On the Brink of Bibliomania {Bookshelf Challenge}

There is not a room is my house that is not touched by the writings of an author of some sort. Be they well know or not. Tech…
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If a miner went insane...
The underground. I hate it. But, I guess I knew what I was getting into when I joined the Solar Armada… I knew what would h…
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Bigfoot Stole My Ficlet
I wrote the world’s greatest ficlet. No, this is not it.
Unfortunately, the world will never get to read it, because Bigfoo…
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My Muses are not Morning People
I roll over and grab my laptop off the nightstand. I feel like writing.
We want to sleep declare my Muses in slumbery unis…
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I Hate Bookshelves(Bookshelf challenge)

The shelf itself is little, by grownupstandards (one word)
but when i was a kid it was huge. When the lime green paint was n… -
The Sound Of Defeat [Perfect Moment… Ruined Challenge]

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Jank Gnomes

“Dude you gonna play on that machine all night?”
“Bitch i’ll move up in this dive if i want to. You need to take your tired a… -
Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.
Ok you know how sometimes you will be working on a series and noone, i mean noone has yet to say a word, but you do it anyway…
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Simone Ain't all bad

“Hey Charles can you get the queen of sketch off the balcony and ask her how to make a cubra libra?”
“Doc why are you bartend… -
The Fall of Wal-Mart (LoA 2075+ Challenge)

Detective Cooper sifted through heaps of paperwork, mechanically throwing out one and keeping the other.
Estranada came over…
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Mistress Elsha Always Gets Her Man.(Loa 2075 challenge.)

The flying sand ground everything down to a mirrored polish in the wasteland known as the great St.Louis desert.
The two men … -
Dr Who Is cuckolded By Neil Diamond.

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Leningrad

Sigourney parted the curtains once more. That man had been sitting in the same spot for an hour. Each time she looked at him,...
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Marduke

Kira had been out all morning gathering crickets and worms for his new best friend. When he entered the hut he almost fell ou…
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Confessions of the Cold War Kid

Sigourney ran her fingers through her hair as she watched Tasha turn hopefully. “I have a couch, if you need some place to sl…
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Peripheral Evil Part 25 (A Pint Of Guiness)

“Man i can’t believe they let us out.”
Said Moshie.
Yeah i guess since we made so much progress, they were scared we would en… -
Peripheral Evil Part 26 (Real Power)

The Scientist had been awake almost three days, thanks to the help of a new amphetamine designed for pilots. They were in the…
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Temporarily

Sigourney’s nose smelled something burning. You let some guy sleep on your couch and he burns down your… “Oh,” Her eyes w…
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Yeah Boyz. or Cocain is a helluva drug.

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No more tears
Crying is a part of life
But what happens when theres no more might
When tears want to come and wish you had some
But theres … -
Experimental ficlet #44

.....Then her Milky bedroom skin became smoke around my touch as she whisped away in the night breeze….........
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Houses Dont Fly Away

Esbin Drey entered the kings chamber.
“Sir did you arrest the chief tax collector in charge of the enforcment squad?”
“Of cou… -
Like a Drowning Man

He breathed in the vinegary argument of the old couple, Mr. and Mrs. Gladstein, whose nightly shouting matches were something…
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School is in.

“Hey Mardy look what i got!”
Mardy scooped the apple out of the air.
“Shouldn’t you be happy about sheep, instead of apples?”... -
Anna Foiled By An Ill Timed Compliment

“Maybe that stuff works in dirty dancing reruns, but not here sister” trumped Mask By The Moon as the eleven year old pint-si…
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G2 Goes Out With A Bang or Music to Krulltar's Ears

For a split second the futuristic ficlet fisticuffs frenzied to a final furious confrontation, and then….
BEEP
BEEP
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On the Road to Anywhere but Here
I drive along the highway which- quoting now – isn’t much of a highway, just a glorified 4-lane stretch of road. There seem t…
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Peripheral Evil Part 28 (The Order Unites Against The Chosen Ones)

The Mc Donalds colors of the Buddhist monks looked as out of place as did the lhama’s themselves in the audience hall at the …
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Superhero Obituaries-Lightfoot; Friend to the Animals

Tuscan Arizona—
The superhero known as Lightfoot died after falling (or being pushed, Police still investigating mysterious … -
Peripheral Evil Part 29 (A Million Magpies)

Sully’s mom looked at her precocious young son with the pride of a Bene Jesuit witch that had been schooled by Pope John Paul…
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They have no lawyers, and their women go topless

It was a very small planet. A classical army post from the times of the second empire, with one building big enough to defend…
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Love is Color Blind ?

The soldiers hated to interrupt Perceval but it was important. A Large Black soldier With dark curly hair who looked as out o…

