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THE END
...of all humanity had come. OK, so it really wasn’t that serious, but I had been woken up from sleep, and I was see…
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What's That You Say? Althaiophobia? That Sounds Absurd!

I’m afraid, so far, I have been very unlucky in love.
It’s not that I’m not pretty or that I don’t have a good personality – ... -
The Ficlet Killer

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The Toaster Adventures, Part II

The neighbor’s cat came slinking in through the window.
He jumped straight down on me, sniffed, meowed, and curled up on my s… -
Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

We all know the stories about Britney Spears, Barbie, and Paris Hilton.
But what you don’t know is this: the REAL story.
We…
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Questions. {AGH}
What do you do when the person who meant so much to you for so long starts to drift away? When, after being all you cared abo…
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The End of the World, As Told By Joe
IT wasn’t as bad as you’d have thought.
A lot of us went to The Hill. It was a nice place—green grass, a lot of trees. Most…
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Bob's friends see the Apocamolypse

I gaped at him.
“What?” he asked.
“Here we all are? We’re in a friggin’ Waffle House in Charlotte by God North Carolina,” I…
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Leave Me A Note

Just please leave me a note.
Leave me your last words for I will never read them.
Leave me a message on the phone, for I …
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Playlisted

1.) Just What I Needed – The Cars
2.) Where Is My Mind? – The Pixies
3.) San Francisco – Vanessa Carlton
4.) You Get What You… -
What Happens When a Bored Kid Named After a Twisted Version of His Name and a Hobo Meets Music? Just About THE ULTIMATE PLAYLIST EVER...Well, Maybe Not (But the Longest Title for a Ficlet Ever, Definitely)

1. A Nervous Tic Motion of the Head to the Left—Andrew Bird (a recent find, great!)
2. Thick as Thieves—Dashboard Conf…
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Everything We Had (lyric challenge)

_You were the only face I’d ever known,
I was the light from the lamp on the floor,
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Blue

Blue is the color of the sky on a day when clouds don’t cover the world, the color of the sky at recess. Blue is the color of…
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Playlist? Ha.

Hmm…
1. Icky Thump by The White Stripes
2. Another Day from Rent
3. Potential Breakup Song by Aly and Aj
4. He Hates Me by… -
Doc Malone, Private Eye (Gumshoe Challenge)

It was a cold, dry night in the heart of Chicago. A night for smoking with the window open while sipping your scotch. _Chink!...
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Smoke and Memories
Somewhere in the brush something small and likely defenseless rustled the August leaves. Ken just sat on the lawn chair and t…
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He's Sick Of Spray-On Pants

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Crowe's Day

Officer James G. Crowe’s day began like any other: his wife preventing him from sleeping late; a long shower, hoping to work …
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Conversations in a Public Restroom

There is a river made of flame that traverses and connects all of space and time…
_The skillful sometimes use this river a…
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Finis Dierum

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I hope this title will catch your attention, Read this please(wow this is long)
What has ficlets come to! This site was suppose to be about stories and peoms and people have turned it to a joke. Why is the…
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One rabbit to rule them all

“Dude, I got a rabbit.”
“A what?”
“A rabbit. You know. Long ears and puffy tail.”
“A rabbit?”
“Yup.”
“Why a rabbit?”
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This Would be what Happens when you Piss Off your Secretary
I was in the process of tidying up when the phone rang. I walk over to my desk and pick up the phone, bracing myself.
“Hello…
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Prophet Without a Following

A prophet’s job is never done, he thought as he sat back against the dumpster behind Antonio’s Pizzeria. It wasn’t his fault …
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A boy named Everest

This is to a boy named Everest.
His head is umong the clouds.
He is so beautiful and strong.
I love his smile.
Somtimes thoug… -
A Poem
Pretending to be okay
every passing day
When all I want people to do
Is to be true.
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Stare Up At Buildings

I stare up at buildings.
I occasionally wonder if that’s the only reason I travel to the city. To feel small, minuscule, ins…
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Halloween Challenge Mashup Posted

For those of you who wanted to view it, Google video finally cooperated and allowed me to post my YodaOnCrack halloween ficle…
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The Doorman Sees All the Drama
Being a doorman didn’t have many perks and Farlington Smith knew that too well.
“Hello Mrs. Maglerere”, he said.
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Science vs. Sisterhood

My biology teacher once told us about autumn leaves. “Leaves are filled with chlorophyll,” she said, watching to make sure we…
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Report #8

“The thing that scared me most about that thing was that it blitzkrieged our ambush site.” Velk took a moment to pause, recal…
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Guidance (Daniel Gate)
Why did he always seem to be in more of a rush to get someplace on his day off than during the week? You’d think working as a…
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La Vie Avec Éclat
“Oh Agustus, she’s beautiful.”
Agustus smiled at the photograph of his newborn daughter, Scarlett. From the moment she was b…
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Illusions
You keep looking over your shoulder as you walk. Your heart just won’t stop racing, pounding your chest, and you feel your fo…
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I Will Help
Deep down inside
I know you cry
I’ve seen the scars
And I don’t have to ask why.Everything seems to be wrong
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One Bad Challenge Going Over [challenge!]
We’re not all good at everything; I’ve had to accept that. Me, I’m not good at making up challenges. But, in the spirit of cr…
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Id, Ego & Super Ego

“You know you shouldn’t have taken that candy bar off the shelf, you have money, you should have paid for it, that was wrong …
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Pageant Runaway
“No!” Erika was screaming at her mother in a low tone, with a slight lisp through her teeth.
” You can’t make me go out th…
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Extremely short... So short it can't have a title... too many directions for me to continue...;^)
“I think the clock is laughing at me.”
“Are you serious?”
“Very.”
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Feast of Randomness {Playlist Challenge}

Playlist Challenge… Do we get points for being random?
1. Loreena McKennitt: Mummer’s Dance
2. Evanescence: Lithium
3. Dis… -
Welcome to the Party

You’re the first new one to come here in a while. Five hundred seventy- four days, three hours and fourteen minutes to be exa…
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Pervert targets girls on Ficlets (THIS IS REAL)
Today I was contacted by a person via my im said she was reading my story The Others. She turned into a he and a pervert at t…
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The New Ones: BTW, No Refreshments Will Be Served

I looked over toward the front of the church as the new one busted in; all in a frenzied panic. I sighed as much as a spirit …
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Been Here Long?

They floated just above the floor looking at me with slack jaws. I almost felt uncomfortable, as if I should say something el…
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Thoughts of a Torn Dreamer

She blames the emptiness on many things; absence of love, genetics, location. But she knows its something inside, a war betwe…
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Pistol Whipped

The wheels of the stagecoach came to a halt, dust and weeds blowing beneath the leather straps of the thoroughbraces. I sense…
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Kübler-Ross

I watched the Greeter walk away towards an older gentleman, who I had assumed was the priest presiding over the funeral. I tu…
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Bed and Breakfast

The thirteen of us were sitting in the living room on the floor, staring at each other. The last few hours had been hell on e…
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Jake Brown Road, WEIRED New Jersey
Jake Brown Road. The name creeped through my mind. “Don’t go there.” Many voices ran through my mind. It’s that Frued thing, ...
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Jake Brown Road, Weird New Jersey (part two)

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Post-it Note Life

Where is that dang post-it note pad. I know I put it around here somewhere… I thought while searching through all the pap…
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Post-It Notes

I pull out the ancient looking book, heavy and dusy. Gently brushing off the cover, I ease it open, and the weak spine falls …
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Memories { Post - It Challenge }

As I flipped through the mail I looked down. I was thirty-four living as a single mom to two beautiful little girls Abigail a…
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Self-Discovery and Post-its

I opened the door to the attic. Since Grandma wasn’t able to go up those steps anymore, they made a convenient, but odd, stor…
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Poker Face {post it challenge}

Jan read the yellow post it note stuck to her office door.
Three words:
” poker”
“breakroom”
“noon”
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The Doorman Sees All the Drama Pt. 2

Slowly the afternoon crowd trickled in, consisting mostly of hard partyng teenagers or women who were going out for society l…
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Bottle Bound
It always happened like this. He would get home and collapse in a sprawl on the couch, drained and broken, not a thought to g…
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The Hush of Battle
A trio of men cowered in a trench under the full moon and starry sky. Crickets and night-flying birds were the loudest sounds…
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Undetectible{Post it Challenge}

The scruffy man leaned over his work, breath coming in quick gasps. He had a pile of post its in front of him, a little space…
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Sorry, Not Today

“Hey, buddy, need a ride?” the guy in the chevy asked as he rolled down his window.
“Sorry, not today.” Kevin said not makin…
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The Adventures of a 1950s Pole-Dancer, Sondra Von Kitten [99 ficlet challenge]

Sondra Von Kitten applied one last coat of Wine Divine and surveyed herself in the mirror. A vision in black leather smiled b…
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Free For All
In January, the time-travelers began appearing in droves. They wore the garb of many different centuries. Most wandered aimle…
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[Post-It] Post-Its: Nostalgia

I live in the same dorm my mom did in 1983, before she had to drop out because she got knocked up with me.
All the girls in …
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A Practical Guide to Vampirism: Myths and Misconceptions (2-B)

Evan B. (age 23), struggled with this for a year. He was a college senior majoring in education when he was sired. Unable to …
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[a challenge?] Pole Dancing, Poison, and One Very Pretty Kitty

Kitty’s heels shimmied down the hall as she walked into the small room called her dressing room. She observed heself in the m…
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A Practical Guide to Vampirism: Myths and Misconceptions (4)

MYTH #4: Vampires Can Transform Into Bats or Mist
Vampires can do neither of these things. This misconception can be trace…
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Spiral
I am in a constant state of déjà vu.
Everything that happens, has happened before, but I can’t quite remember how until I se…
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It's always about the eyepatch.
Never before had Paul seen a lady laugh that way. She had a jolly shake and her skin rolled and jiggled with each staccato bu…
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Darkness
Darkness has no boundaries it crawls and cover you at any moment, for some reason I dreamed I was in a whole, it was void and…
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You Do Not Purchase What You Already Possess

“My money?” it said.
“Let us see these plans.”
It laughed, and produced a large scroll. I saw Qillion’s face betray surpris…
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Golden Tummy

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Questions for Answers

I’m glad we could sit down and have this talk. I’m worried about you. Life in those teenage years can be rough, and, well, it…
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It's a Walk-In, Not a Walk-Out

Mom was right. I’m not ready to live alone.
That light under the door, mocking me, I’m going crazy in here! Should I scream …
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5 Things I've Never Told Anyone Online

1. My full name: Tyler Marks Fisher.
2. My Social Security Number: 295-17-8924.
3. My Visa number, expiration date, and sec…
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5 Things I Hate Talking About

1. Overall I am learning to appreciate the way I look, but I worry I’ll never have a boyfriend because of my looks.
_It’s …
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A Dream of Dirty Water

Why are we all here, in this place? And why is no one wearing any clothes? These are the questions that plague my dream.
The…
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Five Things I Have Not Had the Guts to Tell Anyone:

Five Things I Have Not Had the Guts to Tell Anyone:
1. You’re fat.
2. I stole your wallet.
3. I dented your car when I dro…
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Five Things I'll Deny If You Ask

1. My life would be so much easier if I quit grad school and just got a job and settled in somewhere. However, I’m too afraid…
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Maintenance

Of course, we got a bit disillusioned with each other after the first eager runs around town.
There my first mistake in traf…
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Routine
Every day, Robert’s alarm clock would go off at precisely 6:00am. And every day, Robert would wake up at approximately 5:58am…
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Five Things I Don't Say About Me

1. I’m all masks, switching to what people need or want or say they want. hiding so that no one can see me and hate me for it…
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A Breakable Girl
Janurary5th,07
Valerie sat on the floor, her head peering out the window. She was watching the snow fall, and could feel her … -
5 things I've Never Told Anyone

5. Infinite space – while pretty to look at from safe on the ground – scares the crap out of me. I blame the Major Tom songs….
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5 things I've never told anyone.

1. I’m afraid of Love, Not of me getting hurt; but hurting the other person.
2. I slept with my best friend, So her and her …
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Would you turn the Nile Red? (CC challenge)

‘Red‘
Look up after a rainstorm and you’ll see the color Red.
You may think of flirtatious and bold but there’s more to … -
A Practical Guide to Vampirism: How To (1-A)

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And The Rain Comes Down

Lisa ran down the street, the rain soaking her dress and blonde hair.
“Why now??” she screamed as she ran barefoot, her red h… -
5 Things I've Never Told Anyone

1. I get insanely jealous of almost everyone I know. I think that they’re better than me and if I was them, life would be so …
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Lose Weight Now!
“Erlina, my dear, what ever did you think of the spring collection?” screamed Rita Stella, sliding next to the girl at the ta…
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5 Things That You Never Knew About Stovohobo (You Know What? 6 Just for the Sake of Non-Conformity) Cont'd

4. I can’t stand horror movies. I’m fine with getting scared or surprised, but it’s the nightmares and insomnia that might pl…
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Future Field Trip With Billy Jo Bud To The Genetic Mutation Farm{64 Character Challenge}

Here we are. Exit and do not touch them flowers that ask you to.
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Zwei pfund Schweizer
Joseph had volunteered to relocate when his company needed a temporary presence in Frankfurt. He had grown up nearby, and tho…
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Limits of Immortality
“Do you remember the first time you were badly hurt?”
“Not really. Don’t we all experience our share of scrapes and bruises …
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To Touch A Life
You think you have me jealous? We were friends but I guess you really dont know me very well. Im not the girl that wants to…
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End, I of the Thoughful Chronicles

Blood seemed to gush from the very earth as Nature took it’s revenge. Flames licked civilisation. Death swarmed the earth, re…
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Five Realisations

I’ve just finished highschool and everything in my life is turning upside down so I guess its appropriate to just vent a litt…
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your kiss
Your kiss is gentle
Your kiss is sweet
Your kiss is mine
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5 Things I NEVER told anybody

1) I sometimes feel like I have to be popular to make something of myself.
2) I love books/people who tell it like it is. Ev…
