DARK!'s Favorites
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New Shampoo?

Michael gets to work. Thoughts of his first day at the gym still running through his head.
“What a mess I am.” He thinks
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JOUST

Sir Williams removed his yellow helmet as his ostrich landed on a floating strip of rock and sand. He dismounted and stepped …
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SWORD
SWORD!!!!!!
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۞۞۞۞ DARK ۞۞۞۞It was a peaceful day in Camalot. Just the same square table, same everytihng, same sword…. ...
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S.O.S This Is An Emergency!

“So what gave you the idea for the song?” Kevin asked.
“Well, you know, everything happens for a reason. What happened to me,... -
SOMETHING SCARY (SCARY REALLY)........... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
It was a cold and stormy night. The blazzing blizzard keep us all awake. It was just my friend Pat, and me. We were in thr ba…
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DA BEST BATTLE EVER OF THE KNIGHTS OF THE SQUARE TABLE

King Rudulf was in a duel to the death with Sir Harry of Potter, their swords were swinging at each other at a fevered pitch….
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STICK WORLD

It was a peaceful day in stick world. Normal weather sticky. Stick was just an averge laid back guy. He had one friend Speica…
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HALO 3

It was just another day for master chief. Fighting hunters was just too easy. (hunters are the hardest to beat) HE thought ev…
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Cyclops?

We lived a mile from a nuclear power plant.
At night while putting out the trash I saw something skitter by out of the corne…
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ATTACK!!!!!

It was a regular day fishing. 2 fishermen named Kermitgorf, and Dark. It was just another trip.
“SOOO BORD.” I said.“Well t…
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Robot 20394895049 (read if u dare)

The year was 583598. The only human alive was….. MASTERpiece. Masterpiece looked like a robot but was human! 100% human. He…
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SWORD THE RIGHT WAY

SWORD !!!!!!
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۞۞۞۞ DARK ۞۞۞۞It was a peaceful day in Camalot. Just the same square table, same everytihng, same sword…. w…
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Three Pulses to Down

I snapped back awake to the sound of fighting getting closer. Whatever it was, it was approaching the door quickly, and with …
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Confessional

Emilia looked up as the feathers graced her smooth chin. Her eyes looked tired and worn.
“This house has a lot of memories f…
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BEFORE ROBOTS???? TOOK OVER THE WORLD

I lived closed to Topeka Kansas. It was the year 583597. There was only 1 robot in this new land, he was called zster… I wa…
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Whiskers

I could not believe my eyes. Was that our cat Whiskers? walking on two legs?
“Whisker”, I said astonishedly, “Is that you?”
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ATTACK 3

Then as kermit was splashing about the great white came! He was still alive but brutally brused. He lunged at kermit biting h…
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Rejected! Again!

No, no, no! Why do they always react like that? They come into my home, play their human games, and when I try to play, they …
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halo, halo, and more halo

ill kill u if its the last thing i do chief!!!! the shining golden thing yelled!
The chief ( just started to crack up into th… -
FIREWORKS (MY TAGS IS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LOOOOOOONNNNGGGGG) NO JOKE Plotless story read at own risk
It was a dark and stormy night! fireworks came everywere!!!
The fireworks crackled into the sky, it was blinding to look int…
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my story...
MY story of my life! I staried as an average 11 year old. same boring life and same boirng EVERYTHING! it was dull my life st…
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Ultimate showdown! of ultimate destany
It all started when Geroge W. Bush declared war on everyone!! he made everyone fight for surviaval!
Old king kong was hoppi…
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Ultimate showdonwn 2

The battle raged on for a centrys many lives were claim but evantsally the champains stood the rest saw the better….. Every…
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Credits

*A Thanks too, kermitgorf, cuz hes my uncle and inspares me! Stovohobo, for having amazing ideas, and awsome describesons, me…
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The Ultimate Showdown, Live, in your Living Room,Coming this Fall,Don't be the Only One on your Block to Miss it!

The Ultimate Showdown was on!
Captain Hook had just gouged out Sherlock Holmes eyes, Rodan was stomping on all the Ninja Tur… -
another great story by me!!
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REAL STORY NO JOKE BY ME!!!!!!@!@!@!!

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Lame Clown (Make Me Laugh Challenge)

“Clowns are supposed to be funny you know,” the boy said to the clown making balloon animals at his 5th birthday party.
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BURN!!!!! (Don't read if your scaried of fire)

It was so intents i couldn’t satand and watch it there, it brought so much pain in my eyes. It brings back fear and sorrow in…
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BURN!!!!! (Don''t read if your scaried of fire) cont.

But no i can’t belive it!!
Why, why didn’t this just happen to me. I looked into the fire hopping my mom and dad was alive. ...