I don’t have this problem. I only come out at night, only go in dark alleys, and in order to distract attention from things that might be off-color, I wear extremely mismatching and flashy female clothing. Those earthlings are so violent, though. That’s why I stay on the enjoying my black and whiteness in peace
Ever tried decking a beach bum in real life? My strategy is to hit them where it hurts: grab their girlfriends and run. The only problem is where to store all those girlfriends, but we have jungles here. Muhahahaha
thebetweenspace: it’s a bit like quantum processing, only with a cat instead of a Schroedinger. The cat gets distracted all around the spectrum, until one of those parallel distractions comes up with an answer long enough before it gets distracted by tuna or thoughts about it. We already got half life of distraction to 0.5 seconds, which is good enough for short outputs [e.g. “meow”], but is not yet practical for real [or even unreal] life applications.
Just added sequels to the 2 items here. As for Lone Writer’s ficlet, I want to read the all the 8 prequels first, starting at http://ficlets.com/stories/23667
Just wrote http://ficlets.com/stories/23980 (and only then saw this). I’m off to see all the awesomeness in ficletdom today. Here’s an IDoA greeting for y’all: http://www.zooomr.com/photos/thedod/4444468/ Cheers
the oh yeah is a bit too light weight. I’d go for hear ye, keeeeeee yay, or anything else that would roundhouse kick the idea into the reader’s mind in a manner befitting this awesome day. Way to go nevertheless.
That’s a good argument against women’s equality. No matter how a woman tries or how talented she is, her penis will never come out right. I guess that’s why they keep replacing them
Spiders and snakes are more reliable than dogs. It’s harder for women to charm them.
Anyway, nothing would help. If a woman wants to get a message across, she can always Morse code the text with precise timing of grenades and mortar shells (for the dashes).
You felt sorry the pig after (or maybe before) all he did to the environment and to Homer?
The crazy old man’s prophecy was true. This pig was as evil as EPA and DEA combined. They would never push Homer into a raging mob of boy scout archers, unless he was working for some other agency ;)
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