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The Graveyard of the Flying Machines
Morgan stood atop the watchtower and watched the new arrival grind across the hardpan. The genetically modified oxen pulling …
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The Wrong Song

Orange, yellow, white,
the box is way too tight.
The spectral shades
where energy fades
Somehow isn’t right.Vibrant is t…
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Something Extra [Minimum Length Ficlet Challenge]

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Elsha and Hubby create a Scene in 64 [challenge]

Viewing the scene before him, he wonders when it all went wrong.
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Bitterness Thy Name Is Fozzie

Watching the TV set in his New York apartment penthouse that his former boss and mentor paid for, the once famous stand up co…
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The Graveyard of the Flying Machines Part VI

Morgan walked forward to the center of the bridge and rested a hand on the pedestal where maps and charts normally sat. He st…
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The Graveyard of the Flying Machines Part VII

He saw her mouth moving and heard something, but could make out no words. It sounded like a small and wee version of the ox…
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Were-bie?
“I just saw a werewolf bite a zombie.”
“What did you say?”
“Outside, just now. Werewolf bit a zombie.”
“Right.”
“Seriousl…
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Armageddon Is Toaster Than You Think

Not just the Apocalypse from the toast’s point of view, of course, although it was pretty traumatic. Just imagine, one moment…
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Robot Pirates
“Captain! Ninja squirrels off the port bow!”
“Thank you, Nautomatic_5t. Usual procedures, gentlemen. Detach all your easily d… -
Molasses, not just used for baking anymore...

Mike grabbed the shampoo in his left hand, using it as a microphone for a rather loud and off-key version of _‘Dead or Alive’...
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...Never reaching the end

“Oh, noooo,” she moaned. “It’s you.”
“My,” said Sir Ronald, “what a lovel- no! How could this have happened? Injustice!”...
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Losing Parent

Its funny how a parents way of accepting their child has won an arguement is to send them off to do some sort of house-chore….
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Were-bie-pire

“Why not?”
“Um, because obviously something is very wrong about all this.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well last time I checked, ...
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It's Yet

“Hang on! Don’t!”
“What?”
“Stand here while I stand by the window.”
“Why am I doing this?”
“Okay. Notice anything?”
“The…
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Supernova
The world will end in 2015, and it will go something like this:
As your wife arrives home in the _‘it was so terribly expens…
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Trouble with diets

Part of the problem lies with availability. I mean, how many virgin women are there these days?
I could go for the younger o…