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Last words on post-its, part 1

It was a cold and rainy afternoon, the perfect day to begin sorting out his belongings. I was still in mourning after my fath…
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A New & Improved 5 things I've Never Told Anyone, with a few touch-ups
1. I’m afraid that everybody hates me, I’m annoying, and dumb, and…
2. I wish that everything in my life could just be “no…
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Day Care [pasta challenge]

I was busy helping toddlers glue rigatoni onto a paper inside a diamond shape, when Chrissy climbed on the table to take Jess…
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Keen 13:A philosophical exploration of the Name you have all come to know and love....AND THE HORRIBLE DAY WHEN IT WILL BE GONE!!!!

Move out tha’ way! It’s my turn to rock!
Ok. Well I’ve actually already explained my pen name before…
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160th Ficlet: Kermitgorf's Sports Challenge
*My 160th ficlet. Time for a challenge!
I’ll keep it simple, a story about sports, any sport. Winter, Spring, Summer, or Aut…
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Writer's Block
“Go on, write something.”
“Write what?”
“Anything. It doesn’t matter.”
“I can’t just write anything.”
“Why not?”
“Beca…
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The Modern Monkey-Rope (Sports Challenge)

I looked up at him from the floor, wondering how it was that he could climb so high with so little to hold on to.
The room …
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Irony and a Mental Thank You Note

Eventually I parked in the fathest space from the school (just my luck). On the way inside I heard a familiar voice.
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Give a helping hand...yea right

I couldn’t answer. My voice was fine, my feet were functioning. Except some girl walked into me and knocked me over.
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Freedom from Thinking Day
More news concerning yesterday’s inaugural Freedom from Thinking Day celebrations. Police report the death toll has risen to …
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Surprise

“Ohmygaud no way!” She laughed.
“I’m serious!” I said. “He tumbled down the hill and just stood up after all of that!”
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Bear Bones Beginning
Things are not going well with my girlfriend.
A few nights ago, you see, I was taking out the garbage. She accompanied me, t…
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One Minute at 11:11
He sits by a window
staring out at a dark sky,
not yet caught in the fine web
that hangs between midnight and morning.He wa…
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High Tide

Adaime stood in the doorway to the bedroom. In the darkness, she could just faintly see Steve’s chest rhythmically rising and…
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A Lament of First Period Geometry (1)
A Lament of First Period Geometry
Why me?
Why stick me in this dingy prison,
With flies on the walls
(and in the desks)
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Balentine's Day{ Butterflygirl 6106's Valentine's Day Challenege

It’s Valentine’s Day and I got but one card. Sound like I’m complaining. But this one was special. This one was hand made, by…
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Top Secret Envleope
A small girl with plain brown pigtail braids ran up to a tall girl with magnificent shiny hair.
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Ressurec-Ted

Vancouver, BC – Superhero Ressurec-Ted (aka Ted Wilson) has died. Again.
He was found floating, face down, in a bathtub fill…
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Excuse Challenge

“Where is your homework?”
“You’ll never guess, go on guess.”
“I should hope that it is in my hand”
“No actually this is what … -
How About You? (Phosphates Challenge)

V-day
My Place“I love him! I love him! I love him! And where he goes I’ll follow, i’ll follow, i’ll follow! He’ll always be…
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Kermitgorf Sports Challenge Honorable Mention Winners

It was hard to choose just one winner for the sports challenge:
Action packed award – MyNameIs- Iggy Scores hockey story.
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RAB I Miss You (I Miss You Contest)

I called your old office, hoping someone knew what part of the country you were in.
We always managed to keep in contact, bu…
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It's A Bird! It's A Plane! It's SUPER MARIO! (1980's Arcade Challenge)

How did I get into this mess?
I’m a plumber, for God’s sake! Not a hero!
Then again, at least I have a backbone, unlike tho…