Fyora Cartagan's Favorites
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The Social Studies Fuhrer

“And can any of you ingrates possibly tell me the capital of Turkey, of Old Earth?” she said, thwipping her thin rod against …
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The Dysfunctional Duo

“Never seen one before?” Blake asked.
“What
” Simon replied, confused as to the exact topic.
“A dead body,” Blake continu…
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Gone, Wandered Away

It was gone when Peter returned.
He stood near the dead mare, gallon jug of milk gathering condensation as it hung next to h…
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The Last Stand
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Whats left of the Brain at 3:00 AM
Here I am, watching the same show that was on a few hours ago, and with nothing to eat. Fuck… its raining now. rain normall…
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Blocked from my heart

And Robin said, “The reason I don’t love you is because you’re an AOL lamer. I could never love a boy who types in all caps.”...
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Maury's Diner
When Gavin entered the coffee shop, I knew I was in trouble. He was never on time. I told him to meet me at noon but he could…
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Some Lists Shouldn't Be Made [360 Challenge]

“Alright, if I pick one, can we be done with this discussion?” I begged.
Zack smiled, rolling one marble between his fingers…
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The Miraculous One-Week Pregnancy

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GOAL
It was a goal! I jumped in the air and started to run back to my teammates. They greeted me with congratulations. It had not …
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The Great I
Something moved in the deep.
The Great I blinked slowly, registering the change, assessing its impact.
Long millennia of …
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Tin Rabbit Robot performs Lucky Penny Brain Surgery

“I’m afraid I need this lucky penny more than you do, Bubble Head Boy Robot,” said Tin Rabbit Robot.
“But without it I have …
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Bottle Bound
It always happened like this. He would get home and collapse in a sprawl on the couch, drained and broken, not a thought to g…
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Anyone Know What This Is? (I Sure Hope So)

We ran out of gas ten miles from town, the engine sputtering to a halt. I glanced over and looked at her, her beautiful black…
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Gaining a Daughter, Losing a Son

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Bad Girls Change Tenses Just Because They Can

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With Four You Get Eggroll

A Mother and her four sons went into Wong’s Chinese Restaurant, “Ok,” she said, “what does everyone want to eat?”
Kevin, th…
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Pieces of a man
Once, I was whole.
I was a provider. I loved, I laughed, and I cared.
Once, I was a man.
I go through the motions, as thou…
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A Love Story
Had I known I would meet him there, would I have gone in? It was a simple shopping trip
- to the grocery store -a lowly pl… -
How to Keep a Daughter

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Inflationary Interlude

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The Submissive Daughter

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Alec's Night Goes From Bad to Great to Not So Good

“You!” Simon said, staring up at Winters, recognizing her from his vision.
“I’ll deal with you two later,” Winters said, reg…
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Ill Communication

Agent Winters dropped the shotgun to the floor and helped Blake to his feet. “You’re going to need stitches for that,” she sa…
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The Burning Bush Returns

The sprout had rapidly ascended to growing bark, to spreading out branches, to becoming a fully formed bush, to bursting into…
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R'lyeh

Ten teleseismographs were the first things to notice, their readouts springing to life. Simultaneously, all their feedback ci…
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Lilith's Plan

The Burning Bush stood silent, realizing that something was amiss in the Heavens. “What hath you done, wind-demon?” Metatron …
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The Extra Passenger - Arrival

Hoven came to in a different place that was almost exactly the same as the place he’d left.
The bitch, Winters, and the tatt…
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The Extra Passenger - The Name In His Book

The funnel expanded, the sludge of the Master’s former substance pouring into an unseen mold, filling it. A human shape, and …
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The Extra Passenger - The Offer

The figure spoke to Hoven, though no words passed his frozen smile. He had come for Hoven, yes, yes: there was a higher purpo…
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~ 13°42′S, 76°13′W

The fine grain sands of the Peninsula Paracas worked their way into the crevices between Alejandro’s toes; a disquieting and …
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Alec's Day Gets Worse

“Oh yes,” Alec hissed, “Lilith. Mother.” The bones of Alec’s forehead reknit themselves together, his nerves regrouped, and h…
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Alec's Day Is Done

“This,” said Blake between delivering blows to Alec, “is. just. great.”
“Wait,” Angela screamed, standing perfectly still. ”...
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Inquiring Minds

Blake slowly rose, wiping the sludge remains of Alec off of his knuckles. He was tired and — of course — the bleeding incisio…
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Recap (Part I)

“No,” replied Agent Winters.
“Okay,” sighed Blake.
“I got it,” Simon interrupted. “At least, I think I got it.” Blake nodde…
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Recap (Part II)

“I’m a damned Woman in Black,” Winters said. “Why haven’t I heard about this stuff?”
“Dark, buried secrets lost in countle…
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Double-Cross

“Oh, right. Dr. Gage,” Winters muttered. She was sick of playing the idiot for this bunch of amateurs, but it worked in her f…
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Waiting

Agent West watched as the men he assigned as priests for this ritual scrawled Dho-Nha equations across Dr. Stephanie Gage’s b…
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Lilith's Delay

“So, as you can see,” Lilith said to Metatron, pointing at the PowerPoint™ presentation projected on the screen behind her, ”...
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Simon, Dead Girl and the Ghetto-Rigged Altar of Doom

Simon’s knees hurt. In truth, he hurt all over, but his knees were the body part he was focused on right now.
They were all …
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Technical Difficulties

While Dr. Gage writhed on the cold marble of the altar, Angela watched with a mixture of revulsion and sympathy. The flesh of…
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Substitution

_And it doesn’t come in by the lungs. That’s what they see, all but the dear, desperate man next to you who writhes and chews…
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Something not quite right...

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Battering Away From The Outside, Wanting Back In

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Simon Takes Control Again

Simon felt a slight tug on his veins, his pulse quickening as Angela entered him. He could feel her as she inhabited his body…
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We are here to pump (clap) you up

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The Scarlet Woman

“An exorcism won’t work,” Blake replied to Simon, directing his steely gaze to the possessed body of Angela.
Lilith — in the…
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The Eye of Babylon

“Babalon is sex magick, Blake,” Simon said, warily. “You don’t really expect me to, you know…”
“You’d better not!”, Angela…
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Instant Love Affair: Just Add Water [Part 1]

Blake poured himself into Agent Winters, copy-and-pasting himself into her memories.
Kind of like in the movie _Forrest Gump…
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Instant Love Affair: Just Add Water [Part 2]

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The Scarlet Woman Ascendant

Rough hands tore Blake away from his lip-lock with Agnes— Special Agent —Winters, breaking his psychic connection. The Eye …
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The Cleaner Arrives

Lilith, possessing Angela’s body, turned to the offending creature. How had she not noticed this? Lilith thought. _Magick, ...
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Warfear

Blake’s eyelids were sealed shut, an involuntary action caused by the jolts of pain from the tasers. Between winces, he caugh…
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The Kiss

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What do Bram Stoker and Charles Darwin Have in Common?

“Back! Back, I say, you devilish demon!”
“Well, that’s a little demeaning. Not to mention redundant.”
“Begone, foul creatur…
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Stovohobo Turns Thirteen

They say that every experience that will form your life happened before you were twelve.
Does that mean my childhood is over…
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Judge Andalus and I Have a Chat
If looks could kill, I’d have been six feet under ages ago. For instance, at this moment, Judge Andalus was staring me down w…
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The Baron's Last Exorcism

The Baron approached Lilith, a grim smile on his lips, vengeance on his mind. Where he got the bottle of rum and the cigar, n…
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How Lilith Got Her Groove Back

The little witch-doctor fell to the floor, his body already stiff and cold, his eyes the color of sour milk. Very distant and…
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The Proposition {Part 1}

Everyone stared at Lilith. No one moved, except Simon, who raged against his bonds, tears in his eyes.
“This girl is special…
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The Proposition {Part 3}

“Trade? What could I have that you would want?” Simon asked.
Lilith smiled. “You don’t have it, exactly, but you are the onl…
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Metatron waits

Even now Lilith was angst-ridden regarding being underestimated. And yet this, her pride of power, had blinded her; it was sh…
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Fear
I can say that I miss the whole package but I have never really had the whole package when it comes to you. I have had the sm…
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Eternal Monologue

It takes three things to kill a vampire.
Yes, I know.
Of course you do.
Then why are we talking about it?
Because you hav…
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Seven Years of Servitude

When you enter into grad school, what you’re basically doing is entering into a contract of indentured servitude. You exchang…
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Simon Chooses His Own Side

“Simon, look at me. You can’t,” Blake said, and that was all it took to convince him.
“Alright, you smegging bitch,” Simon…
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Professions in Study Hall

“Psst, Janie.”
“Eric? Shh, Ms. Stone will hear.”
“It’s only study hall. Besides, it’s important.”
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Spoiler Alert (Uselessness' Shocking Dialogue Challenge, and maybe you shouldn't read this...)

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[Abstinence] The Tweezers & The Petri Dish

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[Abstinence] Size Seven Boots

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Abduction [Shocking Dialogue Challenge]

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Pop Bottle Pete Loves Big Ida {Shocking Dialogue Challenge}

“Little man, think he funny! Little man stealin’ my Pepsi bottle! No way, Little man – you feel me knockin?!”
“Ida, co…
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[Abstinence] Setting The Table

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[Abstinence] Delicious Milkshakes

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[Shocking Dialogue] The Prophet

“A prophet’s job is never done.”
“Well, no, I guess it wouldn’t be. With the end times, terrorist attacks…”
“No, no. I do…
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The Taste of Midnight

Human lips, fingers, legs.
Everything else was wolf.Charlie remembered how humans’ bodies were so awkward; how there were g…
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Lovers Worry(Shocking Dialouge Challenge)

“Don’t leave, I love you!”
“Well, maybe I don’t feel the same. “
“You have to! I can just tell!”
“Listen, Sophie, I don’...
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To Serve Man
The kettle begins to whistle, and before the sound has a chance to pick up any real volume the droid lifts it off the small g…
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I Love Him (Prequel to I Love Her)

He hugged me tighter than he ever held me before.
His fingers, his skin felt so smooth against my body. This is the first non… -
I Love Her (Sequel to I Love Him)

Could she see what I seeing? I miss her so much, I just want to make her feel like … good cause thats what she should feel …
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Sizzler Steakhouse Story (Tad Winslow's 80th Comment Ficlet Challenge)

Sammy saw a simple solution to his problem: Sizzler Steakhouses. Like a lightning strike from a storm in Seattle, it struck h…
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The fall

The prongs of my weapon broke the skin of her neck, where the carotid ascends to the head in a human being. There was, of cou…
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Morbid Sense of Humor

Sullenly, he checked into the motel, the one by the freeway. No noise barrier meant constant noise such that no one could eve…
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Plan B

“So,” Simon guessed, “Lucifer’s either in pre- or post-creation.” By what Simon knew, mostly gleaned from Blake, only the Cre…
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Earth Defense Plan
Here’s the plan.
We’ll intercept the nearly infinite alien horde with a single, slow-moving attack craft that can fire sin…
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A City Swarmed

The barkeep surveyed the damage with widening eyes. “I… I hope you mean to pay for that.”
“That was the first of many,” warn…
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Sweatin' Bullets
From the moment she walked into my office I knew she was no good. It was probably the revolver she was carrying, although the…
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Loved that Losing Feeling
The game was getting tense, we were both down to the black ball, you’d been losing until now, but the black was giving me tro…
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Box

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Backless Chaps

Ok, it all started when the fugly principal measured Tammy’s mini dress—I saw him put the ruler next to her thigh and he t…
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Gorilla Matriarch

She sat next to me in the backseat. My first date. Mom was driving the car, I was thirteen years old. We were going to a movi…
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Black Art

“Hold that pose. Don’t move. That’s it. Look right at me. Don’t breath, move, blink.” Uncle held his camera and began clickin…
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To Serve Droid

Next to the lounge was the master’s bedroom. The droid entered the room to complete its sweep. It dusted the nightstand, the …
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The Cold
I can’t do this.
There isn’t an inch of me, not one particle, that wants to. The edge of nothing seems to be creeping toward…
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A Bowl of Fruit

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The Girl Across the Ballroom
She loves me. She loves me not. She loves me. She loves me not. She… well, she doesn’t even know my name.
Actually, I do…
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Acrylic Bars
He will be talented, and what’s more he’ll know he is. It will surprise many that this knowledge will come without a single…
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Biography of a Captive

He was the greatest craftsman our town had seen. He painted the mayor (and family), he painted the infamous entrepreneurial F…
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Needles
I stick needles in arms for a living.
It’s a legit job; it’s not like I teach people to shoot up. I just stick people. They …