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The Three
Once there were three knights. They were constantly traveling the land, doing the normal things that knights do. You know, fi…
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Confused Guards

“State your business!”
The Three looked up at the large guards that were blocking their way to the castle.
“We come from a la… -
YULALALALALALAAAA etc. etc.

We join The Three as they are escorted down a long, dark corridor, dimly lit by small red lights lined on the walls.
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The 3 Terrible Rulers of I Don't Know

Now our heroes are obviously not prepared for what they are about to encounter. The Three are expecting an intense, physicall…
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The Fate of The Three

“Let us throw them in the dungeons!”
Abella, Aurora, and Quinn are now in a separate room discussing The Three’s punishment.
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A Feast

Needless to say, The Three are not pleased about their current situation. However they accept the punishment, and agree to me…
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Blue Flame

“So,” the ancient man said in a crackly voice, “you must be the girl I keep hearing all about, eh?” The old man smiled a wrin…
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what?!!?!?!?!!!???!?!

the same british voice from before said, “state your business,” in a very frightening and firm tone.
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A TSM!

Meanwhile Sir Gavin and Sir Damien are getting settled in their room. Sir Gavin gazes out the window, wondering how long it w…
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"I'm makin' waffles!"

The next morning, I walked into the kitchen, still tired. Olivia was still reading something Shakespearian and Viridiana wa…
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I hate to tell you this, but... you're not a secret agent.

“Olivia! Were you dropping eaves?!” I asked, appalled, and slightly quizzical. Why was she up that late?
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Not much elbow room in here.

“Um, all right?” I said.
Rainn grabbed my hand and ran to a room that I had never noticed before. These doors didn’t slide op… -
When Life Sucks and Gives You Lemons, Throw Them at the Ones You Love (Or Momentarily Hate, As the Case May Be)

Seeing as my entrance to Michelle’s new lair was blocked by an ancient taboo, and I really was disgusted with the way george …
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Oh no, how'd I get involved in this mess?

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I was innocently sitting at the kitchen table, eating a sandwich, when I heard a voice… it sounded like Rainn.
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Death By Candlelight
I was gonna die. This fate, my impending doom, was inevitable.
I sat on the hard, cold floor. The room, in which I was confi… -
The Little Red Car

As I left the burning playground, that hated playground, behind me, I turned and saw one little, ugly, colorful toy staring a…
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Gossip From the Canopy of the Amazon Rainforest

Monkeys make horrible spouses. Or at least, that was what Mrs. Tucan advised me, as she sat in my (dare I say it?) tastefully…
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The Most Awesome People in the World

So I sat and I asked myself on this very awesome day…who’s the most awesome person in the world?
And then it hit me!
Who co… -
Awesomely-Wicked-Green-Princess-Destroyer-Donuts

“MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! They are complete!”
“What may I ask is complete, master?”
The paunchy old woman smiled a wicked smile and tu… -
A World Of Amazing Lies and Liars

The neon sign flickered as I walked past, as if it was trying to reach out to me…
Warn me of the events that were about to…
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How To Remember

I walked along the wall, dragging my thoughts along with my heavy feet.
My thoughts were clouded, and only one thing came th…
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Childhood Memories

We sat there, by the road. We looked at passing cars, sat there in friendship, with no need to say anything, because we knew….
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To Die Of Total Boredom And Mass Confusion or Not To Die Of Total Boredom And Mass Confusion (Or, How Professor Buttercup's Torture Was Planned In My Mind)

There were many reasons why the idea of going into Professor Buttercup’s room was the equivalent of 523 bombs going off in my…
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As if There Isn't Enough Twists and Drama Already...

As soon as Aedin closed the door, Romulus starting shaking and snarling. His eyes turned red, and he pounced on Kamaria.
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You Shall Not Take My Brain! (Alternate Movie Ending Challenge: A Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy)

Arthur thrashed around in the binding chair he was sitting in. He struggled to get out of the way of the small, spinning saw …
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I don't understand this at all.

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Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod… I kept shaking my head, not believing it. _She’s not dead. She’s not dead. It can’t …
