Hobo Beard Bob's posted comments

  1. On The Conspiracy:

    posted 3 months ago

    This is great. But now that you have exposed Project Delphinus you have made yourself a target. Nice going!

  2. On Edison's Medicine:

    posted 4 months ago

    Yes, I used the title of a song from the 80’s band Tesla. No, I am not ashamed.

  3. On A Horse and his Dwarf:

    posted 4 months ago

    He was busy sleeping.

  4. On Narcolepsy Ned:

    posted 4 months ago

    Poor Ned. Another fallen hero. Nice job.

  5. On E. Bunny & H.Dumpty Detective Agency{HobobeardBob's Inhuman Detective Challenge}:

    posted 4 months ago

    Thanks for answering the question “What does the Easter Bunny do with all that spare time?” I can mark that off my list of questions to ask the Easter Bunny when I meet him. Great job!

  6. On Noir Playtime:

    posted 4 months ago

    Ted should have smacked Barbie around. That might have gotten her talking. Great job!

  7. On When Good Supplies Go Bad:

    posted 4 months ago

    I actually want to read more. “Jungle Green” made me laugh. It’s hard to make me laugh.

  8. On The Insane Knight Goes Sane:

    posted 5 months ago

    To celebrate Alexa’s return, I decided to write an Insane Knight ficlet for her. Hope it doesn’t disappoint.

  9. On An Open Letter to stylorouge:

    posted 5 months ago

    Thanks for clearing that up, White Hat.

  10. On A Godawful Small Affair:

    posted 5 months ago

    I guess Major Tom was in the ship :p

  11. On Alive: A Southern Haunting:

    posted 5 months ago

    Reminds me of my favorite Eagles song. Wait a minute…I don’t have a favorite Eagles song. The Eagles are terrible.

  12. On The Cabin: A Southern Haunting:

    posted 5 months ago

    Nice job keeping the tone.

  13. On Finding Emily:

    posted 5 months ago

    Nice job. I have a feeling the Space-Time machine is going to get crowded before this series ends.

  14. On Preparing for the Kill:

    posted 5 months ago

    Bad Seamstress Blues was much better than Gypsy Road

  15. On Reunited: A love story...well, kinda:

    posted 5 months ago

    Guess I killed the series. Sorry!

  16. On Sherlock Holmes is On Poe's Case:

    posted 5 months ago

    Well done.

  17. On Chasing Emily:

    posted 5 months ago

    My brain hurts after that one.

  18. On Friends Over [The Stovohobo Inspirer Not-A-Challenge Challenge]:

    posted 5 months ago

    I give you five stars, but stop talking about the people I work with. Thanks.

  19. On Tesla Makes a Narrow Escape:

    posted 5 months ago

    Trying to get the tale back on track. Now Tesla will have a chance to save Poe…..and face Edison. DUM DUM DUM!!!!!!!!

  20. On Holmes and Poe Pass the Time:

    posted 5 months ago

    Incredible. I was going to try and hint later that Holmes could speak. You did an excellent job of revealing that in a funny way.

  21. On Interstellar Tesla:

    posted 5 months ago

    Great job. Hope Tesla doesn’t get himself killed.

  22. On Interstellar Tesla:

    posted 5 months ago

    Nothing an edit can’t fix : )

  23. On Interstellar Tesla:

    posted 5 months ago

    One slight problem…Twain was the one that was back in Africa. Tesla is in the space-time machine. And Twain was the one who requested Emily Dickinson. I’ll reserve my rating for the fix ; )

  24. On Twain and Livingstone: A Curious Reunion:

    posted 5 months ago

    Fact: You can sing all of Emily Dickinson’s poems to the tune of Gilligan’s Island.

  25. On Poe and Holmes: Locked Up:

    posted 5 months ago

    I’m hoping for a Tesla/Edison showdown at some point. There is bad blood there.

  26. On Reunited: A love story...well, kinda:

    posted 5 months ago

    Had to keep this going. I’ve never been bothered with the 1024 limit until this ficlet. I wanted too much to happen in it. Hope it doesn’t suck.

  27. On Poe: One of a Kind:

    posted 5 months ago

    You can’t keep a good android (based on a terrible author) down.

  28. On Before the Showdown:

    posted 5 months ago

    I play professional tetherball. So this story hits close to home.

  29. On A Long Stream of Continuation (4):

    posted 5 months ago

    whoops. that should have been a sequel.

  30. On A Long Stream of Continuation (4):

    posted 5 months ago

    The Disney Corporation started production on College: The Opera.

  31. On Twain and Tesla's Excellent Adventure:

    posted 5 months ago

    I hope someone knows the story behind Poe being an Android. I sure don’t. Great sequel.

  32. On Twain and Poe Have Words with the Inventor:

    posted 5 months ago

    Well, technically Poe is and Android. So 2 real people and an Android.

  33. On The Low-Carb Kid vs. the Pasta Twins:

    posted 5 months ago

    Great sequel. What will become of the Low Carb Kid?

  34. On b:\lief\:

    posted 5 months ago

    Very cool. I hope the central Mainframe is Unix based, or otherwise they’re all doomed.

  35. On Twain, Poe and Tesla: Journey to the Center of the Future:

    posted 5 months ago

    Mechanical H.G. Wells just made this ficlet series 100 times cooler.

  36. On Three Fifteen, Dwayne Gets A Call That Would Get Him In Trouble With His Probation Officer:

    posted 5 months ago

    I thought he was Dwayne Wayne from A Different World. Flip shades and all.

  37. On Twain and Poe Have Words with the Inventor:

    posted 5 months ago

    Great sequel. Tesla is a nice addition to the cast.

  38. On Twain and Poe: Heroes of Space and Time:

    posted 5 months ago

    I’m not sure where this idea came from. I hope someone sequels it. I don’t want to do another Insane Knight, where I have to sequel myself 1000 times because nobody else will.

  39. On The Chicken Dance:

    posted 5 months ago

    I know, I know. Dead Poultry Society is terrible. Sorry.

  40. On Going on a Bear Hunt:

    posted 6 months ago

    oh wait. it wasn’t ficlet nirvana either :( Oh well.

  41. On Going on a Bear Hunt:

    posted 6 months ago

    Ficlet nirvana!

  42. On The Tragic Death of a Polish Ballerina {99 Ficlet Challenge}:

    posted 6 months ago

    I just realized that i didn’t put a businessman/politician in the story. Guess I don’t win. :(

  43. On The Tragic Death of a Polish Ballerina {99 Ficlet Challenge}:

    posted 6 months ago

    Heh. Get it? Pole Dancer.

  44. On Fozzie is a Hit!:

    posted 6 months ago

    My 40th ficlet. I need to write faster.

  45. On How Not To Stop A Charging Animal:

    posted 6 months ago

    I’m waiting for the Swedish Chef to show up. A showdown between Beaker and him should be easy to write dialog-wise. “Bork-Bork-Bork”
    “Meep-Meep!”

  46. On The Greasy Bandage Man:

    posted 6 months ago

    A story of holiday cheer for everyone. Happy Greasy Bandage Day!

  47. On 64 Characters:

    posted 6 months ago

    Nice Job. You are the winner… Of what? I have no idea!

  48. On The Six Ficlet Challenge:

    posted 6 months ago

    I sequel my own. Mainly because I rarely get sequeled :(.

  49. On Monochrome Onslaught (Exact Minimum Length Ficlet Challenge):

    posted 6 months ago

    He could have entered through the window, but I hear that penguins hate Windows.

  50. On Murderous Intent (exact minimum length ficlet challenge):

    posted 6 months ago

    I wrote a sequel.

  51. On Loving the Dead (minimum length challenge):

    posted 6 months ago

    You’re a sick man, Tarzan, but that is why I like you.

  52. On DIE NOW:

    posted 6 months ago

    What a nice little bit of dark humor.

  53. On Defensive Acting:

    posted 6 months ago

    Nice job. Now you get a wish too.

  54. On From the Makers of Enzyte:

    posted 6 months ago

    Sequeled for your What a Twist contest.

  55. On A Disturbing Sequel to WENDYS BACONATOR hahahhahahaah:

    posted 6 months ago

    My reinterpretation of uselessness’ classic story.

  56. On WENDYS BACONATER hahahhahahaah:

    posted 6 months ago

    I wrote a sequel.

  57. On [The Gassy Challenge] ...For A Breath Of Fresh Air:

    posted 6 months ago

    Always a good read.

  58. On The Insane Knight in the Afterlife:

    posted 6 months ago

    Big surprise. I didn’t kill him.

  59. On Up All Night, Part 2:

    posted 6 months ago

    I sequeled the sequel to this sequel.

  60. On Morning:

    posted 6 months ago

    I sequeled your sequel.

  61. On The Insane Knight Dies a Fiery Death:

    posted 6 months ago

    After failing at NaNoWriMo (only 16,000 words), I’m back to write more ficlets. I hope some of you are still enjoying The Insane Knight. Comments, good or bad, are appreciated.

  62. On Remorse:

    posted 8 months ago

    Yeah. Good luck with NaNoWriMo, Howie. I’ve entered as well.

  63. On Bullets and Death:

    posted 8 months ago

    The government could make Blake into a robotic police officer who fights crime in the near future. I don’t think that has been done yet.

  64. On Stella Starr and The Dead Man's Hand: Just a Girl {Gumshoe Challenge}:

    posted 8 months ago

    You just keep knocking them out of the park.

  65. On Stella Starr and the Road to Gangster's Paradise: This Is What You Ask For, This Is What You Get:

    posted 8 months ago

    Good to see this series continue. I almost wrote a sequel the other day, but I don’t want to screw it up.

  66. On From Weddings to Divorces:

    posted 8 months ago

    gorram is a swear word from the television show Firefly.

  67. On Black {Amaster's Color Challenge}:

    posted 8 months ago

    Depressing, but well written.

  68. On They Don't Come Out at Night:

    posted 8 months ago

    It’s like something from the early issues of Weird Tales. Great Job.

  69. On The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 8:

    posted 8 months ago

    The last Pillages a Village story. Hope you guys (all two of you) enjoy it. I also hope they’re not getting old.

  70. On The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 2:

    posted 9 months ago

    This was a repost of one I already posted. I didn’t post it as a sequel before. Thanks for the feedback!

  71. On Drip..Drip..Drip:My Three Sons:

    posted 9 months ago

    Great job. Keep it going.

  72. On Where Freddy Went:

    posted 9 months ago

    I have no idea where I was going with this, so someone else will have to finish it off. The idea of a scumbag like Freddy being forced into the reluctant hero role appealed to me. Sorry if I’m screwing up your character, Tarzan.

  73. On The Insane Knight Finds Some Clothes:

    posted 9 months ago

    Horse and The Insane Knight ate the head. I guess I should have made that more obvious.

  74. On The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 1:

    posted 9 months ago

    I was beginning to think that nobody read my ficlets. Thanks for the feedback. Feel free to write a sequel.

  75. On What Freddy Gets:

    posted 9 months ago

    Freddy could still be alive. I have no idea if the blue light actually killed him or not. Someone could sequel him back.

  76. On Stella Starr and the Road to Gangster's Paradise: Playing With Fire:

    posted about 1 year ago

    Hope I didn’t just jinx the series. :)

  77. On Stella Starr and the Road to Gangster's Paradise: Crashers at the Cotton Club :

    posted about 1 year ago

    Great story. Keep up the good work.

  78. On The Insane Knight Finds a Head:

    posted about 1 year ago

    Nice sequel. Interesting new head for Tlod.

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