The A-Hole Avenger, or Mr. Super Nice died tragically last Friday during an Andrew Dice Clay show at the local arena.During a…
A sequel to Superhero Obituaries-The A-Hole Avenger A.K.A. Mr Super Nice dies tragically at 55
The A-Hole Avenger, or Mr. Super Nice died tragically last Friday during an Andrew Dice Clay show at the local arena.During a…
A sequel to Superhero Obituaries-The A-Hole Avenger A.K.A. Mr Super Nice dies tragically at 55
“Would you mind removing your pretend weapon from my neck?” Ted asked.
“Okay,” the Knight said, “But don’t try that staring …
A sequel to The Insane Knight: Answers
The dragon named Horse perched on the roof of Ted the Off-White’s tower and tried to look as menacing as a dragon named Horse…
A sequel to Tlod and Horse Put Out A Fire
“When father discovered the Book of Ezik was blank, he was furious. He accused me of transcribing the book without him. At th…
A prequel to The Insane Knight: Answers part 2
The fire elemental watched as the little poodle jumped up and bit down hard on his master’s crotch. Ted the Off-White screame…
A sequel to The Sane Knight Goes Insane (Again)
“Would you mind removing your pretend weapon from my neck?” Ted asked.
“Okay,” the Knight said, “But don’t try that staring …
A prequel to The Insane Knight: Answers
For most people, being changed into a dog or any other animal would have negative effects on intelligence. Not for Montelban….
A sequel to Montelban the Poodle
The dragon named Horse perched on the roof of Ted the Off-White’s tower and tried to look as menacing as a dragon named Horse…
A prequel to Tlod and Horse Put Out A Fire
It was easy enough to find Ted the Off-White’s tower. Tlod would have liked to credit his incredible tracking abilities, but …
A sequel to Tlod and Horse Find a Tower
The fire elemental watched as the little poodle jumped up and bit down hard on his master’s crotch. Ted the Off-White screame…
A prequel to The Sane Knight Goes Insane (Again)
Ted the Off-White glared at Montelban through the cell bars. The Renown Thief of Dwarven Skulls shivered uncontrollably.
“I-...
A sequel to The Insane Knight Goes Sane
For most people, being changed into a dog or any other animal would have negative effects on intelligence. Not for Montelban….
A prequel to Montelban the Poodle
With the laser gun aimed at him, Edison reluctantly unlocked the door. Poe and Holmes stepped out. Poe promptly punched Ediso…
A sequel to Finding Emily
My Dear HoboBeardBob,
I must say you do impress me! I did not know that a Thalidomide child with club hands could adapt to…
A sequel to The Return of An Open Letter to HoboBeardBob
My dear, dear HoboBeardBob,
In response to our conversation earlier, yes, I think you should shave your back…and your knuc…
A prequel to The Son of the Return of the Son of An Open Letter to HoboBeardBob
It was clear that the pencil-box murders were just beginning. Five victims in five days, and the perp still on the loose. The…
A prequel to When Good Supplies Go Bad
Didn’t get thrown in the box tonight. Good, it’s always cramped in there, and I’ve got work to do.
I remember her pale face,...
A prequel to Noir Playtime
The sign on our door read, E. Bunny & H. Dumpty, Private Detective Agency
The facts were these. The teeth were missing from…
A prequel to E. Bunny & H.Dumpty Detective Agency{HobobeardBob's Inhuman Detective Challenge}
It was another busy day in the candy dish. There were reports of some nutcase who’d been causing trouble, and it was up to me…
A prequel to Criminals in Candy Land
Simone was left, and I was right. Together, we made a pair of acute eyeballs
A prequel to Private Eyes
Toronto, ON – Last night at 11:00 PM local superhero Narcolepsy Ned was found dead in a back alley off of Yonge St. It is bel…
A prequel to Narcolepsy Ned
Tlod stared at the dragon named Horse for a long while, until the smoke from the campfire started getting to his eyes and he …
A sequel to A Horse and his Dwarf
It was easy enough to find Ted the Off-White’s tower. Tlod would have liked to credit his incredible tracking abilities, but …
A prequel to Tlod and Horse Find a Tower
Your probably wondering why am I righting this. But please lend me you’re ears, ahem, eyes for a few moments of you’re time.
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A sequel to Grammer: A Short Treatise on the Importance of Right Usage
Learning Internet Chat speak is indeed very important, shortening words into easlily recognizable slogans.
The following I ho…
A prequel to Users Guide To Internet Slang Prt 2
Dearest HoboBeardBob,
I recently learned that you suffer from an incurable and rare form of swollen hemorrhoids. I am so sor…
A sequel to An Open Letter to HoboBeardBob
Dear YodaOnCrack,
Your stories are kind of bad. But sometimes, I like them. Also, you have chicken pox.
Ah, screw it.
Sinc…
A prequel to An Open Letter to YodaOnCrack
My Dear HoboBeardBob,
I must say you do impress me! I did not know that a Thalidomide child with club hands could adapt to…
A prequel to The Return of An Open Letter to HoboBeardBob
Now, don’t that jest beat all?
Minds me of a time when ‘at Riddlespur boy’s up air at the Birminham learnin’ how ta preach….
A sequel to Alive: A Southern Haunting
Remins me a when th’ Schillerbratten twins a come ahome from th’ war.
Kip Schilerbratten bein th’ elder, don loss both he l…
A prequel to A Southern Haunting:Schillerbratten Twins
Well, now at you said somethin, I reckon I gotta tell this one.
J’ever know Purchase Grover’s momma? Member she up an died …
A prequel to Braided Hair: A Southern Haunting
Hey, ‘at ain’t nuthin’. Back when me’n ye momma lived up yonder on Georgie Mount’n..member hit uz way on back in th’ woods …
A sequel to The Cabin: A Southern Haunting
Now, don’t that jest beat all?
Minds me of a time when ‘at Riddlespur boy’s up air at the Birminham learnin’ how ta preach….
A prequel to Alive: A Southern Haunting
So, en Tuesday nigh, I come to the libreery an I see what they be talkin bout. I hide between them shelves and den do I see ’...
A prequel to Ghost Man
Hey, ‘at ain’t nuthin’. Back when me’n ye momma lived up yonder on Georgie Mount’n..member hit uz way on back in th’ woods …
A prequel to The Cabin: A Southern Haunting
Bastian eyed his mustache in the rear-view mirror, cracked open Cinderella’s Long Cold Winter tape case, fastforwarded throug…
A prequel to Preparing for the Kill
“Excuse me, Mr Tesla.” Tesla had just walked into the foyer of the Asimov building and was a bit suprised to hear his name, a…
A sequel to Chasing Emily
Edison smirked, “You are wasting your time, Nikola. Please…” His head bobbled toward the door. Tesla began to speak, but hi…
A prequel to Poe Turns
With the laser gun aimed at him, Edison reluctantly unlocked the door. Poe and Holmes stepped out. Poe promptly punched Ediso…
A prequel to Finding Emily
“Maybe I should have learned Greek,” mumbled Tesla as the woman walked away, perplexed.
“That’s what I thought, too,” said a…
A sequel to Tesla: Back to the Trojan War
Holmes sat motionless in depressive introspection. That was something that Poe was quite familiar with himself. “Holmes,” sai…
A prequel to Sherlock Holmes is On Poe's Case
“Fine,” said Twain, “I need to chat with the good Dr. Livingstone, but I’ll give you control of the ship if you promise to re…
A sequel to Twain and Livingstone: A Curious Reunion
Nikola Tesla was finally back in control of his space-time machine and all alone, no androids, authors or plot devices to get…
A prequel to Interstellar Tesla
Ernie flipped himself into his car and revved “Rubber Ducky’s” engine a little bit. It made him smile inside to know that he …
A sequel to Puppets have their Heroes
“But, where are you going now?” Asked Twain, who felt this afternoon trip had gone on long enough, surely it was about time i…
A sequel to Twain & Tesla: This Time It's Farcical
“Fine,” said Twain, “I need to chat with the good Dr. Livingstone, but I’ll give you control of the ship if you promise to re…
A prequel to Twain and Livingstone: A Curious Reunion
Walt Disney was in pain, from rolling over in his grave so much.
A sequel to A Long Stream of Continuation (4)
Sobbing, the girl decided it was time to rediscover quality art.
A prequel to A Long Stream of Continuation (6)
“Hold tight, everyone!” shouted Poe. “It’s gonna be a bumpy one!”
The vessel juddered sharply, knocking the men to their kne…
A sequel to Twain, Poe and Tesla: Journey to the Center of the Future
Sparks flew from the chest of the fallen Edgar Allan Poe with a terrible grinding sigh. His servos were in agony.
“He’s a ro…
A prequel to Twain and Tesla's Excellent Adventure
Without warning, the aft bulkhead shuddered and a scruffy mustached man stumbled out from behind it.
“A stowaway!” cried Poe…
A prequel to Twain and Poe Have Words with the Inventor
Running naked through the morgue, the goggley eyed feral frog hopped great giant leaps out the door and into the dark of nigh…
A sequel to Do Frogs have Teeth?
The frog leaped at the Count’s purple neck. It gripped a hold with it’s vampire-like teeth and bit down with all of its stren…
A prequel to A Frog With Teeth
Montelban, The Renown Thief of Dwarven Skulls, stared up at the face of The Insane Knight. He was staring his usual uncomfort…
A sequel to The Insane Knight Imprisoned
Tlod scrambled onto Horse’s back just as his wings began to beat.
A prequel to Insane Knight
Ted the Off-White glared at Montelban through the cell bars. The Renown Thief of Dwarven Skulls shivered uncontrollably.
“I-...
A prequel to The Insane Knight Goes Sane
Fozzie stared miserably at the foamy rapids. He’d asked them three times to drive him by the condo or at least a liquor store…
A sequel to Yet They Make It Look So Easy On "National Geographic" Specials
In the woods with their shotguns at the ready the elderly gentleman stood poised, a naked bear in the crosshairs.
“Wait, I t…
A prequel to Ready..Aim...Fire: Hunting for Not So Funny Bear
MWAHAHA! Ok, granted, i was a pansy and didn’t get to 100 ficlets before i decided to do my challenge. You will all just have…
A sequel to 99 Ficlet Challenge: Can you handle this one?
They were midway through booking when they got the call. Detective Wilson had never heard the Chief curse like that. They’d j…
A sequel to Break The Law And Go To Jail
Fozzie stared miserably at the foamy rapids. He’d asked them three times to drive him by the condo or at least a liquor store…
A prequel to Yet They Make It Look So Easy On "National Geographic" Specials
It was dark. Uncomfortably dark. The kind of dark that would make one wonder how light could ever penetrate its depths. Prett…
A sequel to The Insane Knight in the Afterlife
Tlod stared at the dragon named Horse for a long while, until the smoke from the campfire started getting to his eyes and he …
A prequel to A Horse and his Dwarf
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Handyman Dan’s evil plan is to run over Stan with his moving van.
A sequel to Murderous Intent (exact minimum length ficlet challenge)
Write a 64 character ficlet that is captivating and imaginative.
And the winner is . . .
WOW the 1st got here really fast -...
A sequel to Exact minimum length ficlet [And the winner is . .]
Joe sat in his big leather chair in a vegetative state, watching the History Channel’s World War II marathon. Suddenly, a com…
A sequel to From the Makers of Enzyte
Joe took a deep breath and a step back as she slashed at him.
“WOMAN!“Sheryl stopped in her tracks. “My apologies sir, I …
A prequel to under construction
Joe sighed. This had happened four times already this month. “WOMAN!” he shouted.
His wife immediately stopped, and looked a…
A prequel to Female Enhancement
im like what??
adn then u sed screw it im goign to macdonalds
HAHAHAHAHAHA not macdonalds rite??u say yea macdonalds its ch…
A sequel to WENDYS BACONATER hahahhahahaah
I’ve always hated these things. Every few years someone attempts one. They say that they’re trying to bring the factions toge…
A sequel to The Convention {Vampire Challenge}
okay kids.
i desperately need some vampire stories.
-typical tragedies are great is they have detail.
-stories about vamps …
A sequel to VAMPIRE CHALLENGE!!
The great thing about Vlad’s Castle was that it was easy for an escaped prisoner to get lost, so we could bet that our escape…
A prequel to The Chase
1. I’m afraid that everybody hates me, I’m annoying, and dumb, and…
2. I wish that everything in my life could just be “no…
A sequel to A New & Improved 5 things I've Never Told Anyone, with a few touch-ups
The Campfire towered over The Insane Knight. Tlod tugged on the knight’s arm, urging him to retreat. The Dragon named Horse s…
A sequel to The Insane Knight Dies a Fiery Death
Montelban, The Renown Thief of Dwarven Skulls, stared up at the face of The Insane Knight. He was staring his usual uncomfort…
A prequel to The Insane Knight Imprisoned
When I opened my eyes the next morning, I felt as if I hadn’t slept a wink since I sent myself to bed the night before.
I g…
A sequel to Morning
“Fazpagarg!” the Insane Knight exclaimed. Whenever he reached a point of total frustration, he would swear in gibberish. In t…
A sequel to The Insane Knight Gets Lost
It was dark. Uncomfortably dark. The kind of dark that would make one wonder how light could ever penetrate its depths. Prett…
A prequel to The Insane Knight in the Afterlife
The Insane Knight stared down at Tlod.
“You got your head back?” he asked the undead dwarf.
“Yes, I did,” he said.
“Were y…
A sequel to The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 8
The Campfire towered over The Insane Knight. Tlod tugged on the knight’s arm, urging him to retreat. The Dragon named Horse s…
A prequel to The Insane Knight Dies a Fiery Death
“He probably stopped to take care of that Medusa,” Tlod said. He was relieved that the speech impediment had faded. “If what …
A sequel to The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 7
“Fazpagarg!” the Insane Knight exclaimed. Whenever he reached a point of total frustration, he would swear in gibberish. In t…
A prequel to The Insane Knight Gets Lost
The Low-Carb Kid(LCK) was walking home from a vegetable convention.As he approached a shortcut through an alley to his house,...
A sequel to The Low-Carb Kid vs. Bread Baker
The sun sat low and heavy over the ocean as the Low Carb Kid sauntered down the boardwalk. He pulled his trusty memo pad from…
A prequel to The Low-Carb Kid vs. the Pasta Twins
The Medusa stared at The Insane Knight. He should be stone by now, she thought. The Insane Knight returned her stare and, t…
A sequel to The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 6
The Insane Knight stared down at Tlod.
“You got your head back?” he asked the undead dwarf.
“Yes, I did,” he said.
“Were y…
A prequel to The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 8
Montelban froze when he saw the dragon sleeping on the hill. He attempted to sneak around the dragon, but it opened its eyes …
A sequel to The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 5
“He probably stopped to take care of that Medusa,” Tlod said. He was relieved that the speech impediment had faded. “If what …
A prequel to The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 7
Montelban, The Renown Thief of Dwarven Skulls, ran out of the back entrance of the pub. The Insane Knight and Tlod raced afte…
A sequel to The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 4
The Medusa stared at The Insane Knight. He should be stone by now, she thought. The Insane Knight returned her stare and, t…
A prequel to The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 6
The Insane Knight crept down the dark, deserted streets of Avaloniaburgtown in search of the dreaded Medusa. Tlod, his headle…
A sequel to The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 3
Montelban froze when he saw the dragon sleeping on the hill. He attempted to sneak around the dragon, but it opened its eyes …
A prequel to The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 5
The Insane Knight ran through the crowded Market Square of Avaloniaburgtown with his Imaginary Sword waving around aimlessly….
A sequel to The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 2
Montelban, The Renown Thief of Dwarven Skulls, ran out of the back entrance of the pub. The Insane Knight and Tlod raced afte…
A prequel to The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 4
“These are desperate times, Tlod.”
The Insane Knight sat astride his dragon named Horse, on a small hill overlooking the vil…
A sequel to The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 1
The Insane Knight crept down the dark, deserted streets of Avaloniaburgtown in search of the dreaded Medusa. Tlod, his headle…
A prequel to The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 3
Freddy grabbed the shotgun out of the old man’s hands and got up out of the bed. He looked down at himself and was glad that …
A sequel to What Freddy Feels
My first challenge!
This is my 100th Ficlet (actually 110, but 10 are in draft form), so I decided to fall prey to peer pr…
A sequel to Mock Pop Culture {Ficlet Challenge}
The man howled in pain and jerked his hand away from the car window. “You fuckin’ bitch! I’ll kill your ass!”
Tessa’s heart …
A sequel to What Freddy Gets
Freddy grabbed the shotgun out of the old man’s hands and got up out of the bed. He looked down at himself and was glad that …
A prequel to What Freddy Feels
Fog always puts me in a bad mood....
“Pardon me, kind sir!” someone shouted from behind. Martin jumped in surprise. He didn’t expect anyone else to be taking the …
A sequel to The Insane Knight Finds Some Clothes
The Insane Knight ran through the crowded Market Square of Avaloniaburgtown with his Imaginary Sword waving around aimlessly….
A prequel to The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 2
What Freddy wants is some of this hot-ass broad standing out by the Interstate. Freddy hadn’t had any action in weeks (his wi…
A sequel to What Freddy Wants
“Wake up, mister. I need your help.”
Freddy opened his eyes. His head was pounding. He was on the floor of a log cabin. An o…
A prequel to Where Freddy Went
The Insane Knight and his sidekick, Tlod, the dwarven zombie with a temporary giant’s head, stood in front of the burning sta…
A sequel to The Insane Knight Finds a Horse
“These are desperate times, Tlod.”
The Insane Knight sat astride his dragon named Horse, on a small hill overlooking the vil…
A prequel to The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 1
Frankie Stein was built like a baby grand. That along with the scars, the corpse-blue pallor of his skin, his cold, dead eyes…
A sequel to Stella Starr and the Road to Gangster's Paradise: The Wrath of the Undead Don
“Don’t be stupid, Frank,” Stella said. To make her point, she pulled the Derringer’s trigger. A jet of flame shot out, lighti…
A prequel to Stella Starr and the Road to Gangster's Paradise: This Is What You Ask For, This Is What You Get
This wasn’t he first time my powers had given out. I’d faced the usual—reality warps, psychic blocks, that sort of thing. Bu…
A prequel to Falling (in love)
“The monkeys told me I’d find you here,” said The Zoo Keeper.
The Low-Carb Kid looked up from the recipe book and said, “It …
A sequel to The Low-Carb Kid Saves The Earth
The Low-Carb Kid(LCK) was walking home from a vegetable convention.As he approached a shortcut through an alley to his house,...
A prequel to The Low-Carb Kid vs. Bread Baker
They rode through the dark forest. The Insane Knight and his headless Dwarven zombie sidekick, Tlod, had traveled for what se…
A prequel to The Insane Knight Takes a Break
The duo started to leave, but then a dragon walked across their path. It had a giant head in its mouth.
“So that’s what kil…
A sequel to The Insane Knight Finds a Head
“Pardon me, kind sir!” someone shouted from behind. Martin jumped in surprise. He didn’t expect anyone else to be taking the …
A prequel to The Insane Knight Finds Some Clothes
They rode through the dark forest. The Insane Knight and his headless Dwarven zombie sidekick, Tlod, had traveled for what se…
A sequel to The Insane Knight Takes a Break
The duo started to leave, but then a dragon walked across their path. It had a giant head in its mouth.
“So that’s what kil…
A prequel to The Insane Knight Finds a Head
The Insane Knight stood, completely naked, in the center of the village. The ground was trembling due to the rapidly approach…
A prequel to The Insane Knight Battles the Giants
The Necromancer looked down at the corpse of the dwarf. She looked back up at the Knight who had, just moments ago, brought t…
A sequel to The Insane Knight Raises the Dead
The monkeys told me I'd find you here...
The Low-Carb Kid just wanted to finish reading his cookbook. There were thousands of excellent, extremely healthy, low-carb r…
A prequel to The Low-Carb Kid vs. Mr. Body Alarm