Kamalani's Favorites
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The Janitor of Souls
Jake Laments was born on a Thursday morning in the Powell Street MUNI station. His panting mother clutched the hands of two h…
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Freakin' Lasers!

I may not be a spring pup anymore but I’ll tell ya… I like this whole super power business that’s been going on.
At first…
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Life as an Air Mattress

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Pneumatic

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The Girl With Wings

Cassandra knew that once people found out about her abnormalty everything would be corrupt. School was coming nearer and she …
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Her Last Bad Boy (1)
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Her Last Bad Boy (2)

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He Might Be a Bad Boy, But He's a Hell of a Man

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I found a treasure map
I stared out the window of the dingy classroom while the teacher called out names. Countless times I had stared out this wind…
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Bad Boys Make Bad Girls

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Dinner died a long time ago

“So what do we do now?”
“I don’t know, throw it out!”
“I can’t, look at it, it’s coming toward me with it’s teeth bared.”
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Bad Boys Make Bad Girls

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Bad Boy in Sheep's Clothing

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Talbot Regards the Reboot at the End of the World

Well, we’re all here. Crazy, huh?
I’m enjoying the ectosun with forty billion of my best friends when there’s another flash….
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Her Last Bad Boy (3)

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Bad Girls Don't Go Anywhere

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Bad Boy in Sheep's Clothing (2)

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Bad Girl Meets Not Much Better Girl

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Schroedinger's Husband

She helped me up, one-handed, still holding the cat. “You okay?”
“Yeah, yeah, just give me a moment,” I said, and leaned on …
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Whistbone's Chase
In the back of her sleigh, Shoal shifted in her bundled furs. She scanned the ground for signs of pursuit, but the snow was d…
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My Way Out
I hate my mother.
Cold out. I throw on my ski jacket. Ugly red thing, but it’s warm. I need warm. I’m not going to be stupid…
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Or The Way In

I waited in the snow, in the middle of the clearing. Amusing myself by stamping in a small circle, packing the snow down. Ice…
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Falling Further In

At dusk, I arrived at the lake. Children skated figure eights, mothers standing on the side lines.
One button push, and the…
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No Turning Back

“She’s a good kid.”
The woman’s voice, as toneless and cold as a snow drift, caught me unaware. If it surprised father he di…
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Were-bie?
“I just saw a werewolf bite a zombie.”
“What did you say?”
“Outside, just now. Werewolf bit a zombie.”
“Right.”
“Seriousl…
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A Girl Called Jack
This much I know: I was six years old the day I murdered my infant brother. Most of the rest is a haze of smeared memories; d…
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Writing in the Digital Age
1,025 characters.
1,025 characters!
What am I to do?
Let’s… revise.
Aha, it says “large.” Well that’s extraneous. Backs…
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The Glory of Nothing
The Great Hand of God plucked me right out of my seat. It grappled me near my neck and lifted me higher, into the ether. From…
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The Kiss

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Waking The Dead
The morning found her trying to convince a dead man to wake up.
He wasn’t dead when he had arrived that previous evening. No…
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Reunion
What does it take to live The Good Life?
The red roses wither, the fresh paint fades, the beautiful new dress is gnawed thre…
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The Time Traveler in Trouble
The time traveler kept the best secrets, because no one knew he was a time traveler. Everyone just thought he was an overpaid…
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The Flower

One lone, dew-dropped flower was all that was left. All that was left of her. All that was left of his desires and his hopes….
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Time Travel Terminal (CLFM 24)

After the rockets launched I saw a young man, pale faced, standing to one side watching it all. I could see a blue aura aroun…
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Blood Lead

Shoal slipped the furs off as she got out of the sleigh, and drew her pistol to load it. Her gloved fingers fumbled with the …
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Pop!

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The Mystery Of 28 Yellow Shoes
There was a thicket of trees in the subdivision. When I was 13 and Lucas was 11, it seemed like a forest. Looking back, on it…
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The Cart

Here I sit. Alone. Abandoned. Wearing away to nothing. How could it end like this? How did I even make it to here, this sand-...
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Trippin'

As he lay, basking, in post-coital bliss, a strange thing began to happen. Lights began to appear out of nowhere, flickering …
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'Nam

They were coming. He could barely see them, but they were there, skimming the treetops. Escape. The soldier on front of me sc…
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Toaster Adventures Continued

She is leaning down beside me, the water still running in the kitchen sink. Her hands are soaking wet and wrinkly – little bu…
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Save Point

He’d finally found it. The last clue. All he had to do was walk in. And hopefully the answer would be revealed to him. It’s w…
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David's Life

I keep a journal, but not like the one Dr. Fletcher had me keeping. Dr. Fletcher was my psychiatrist second semester of fresh…
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The Defender
“They shouldn’t have died Commander! Fifty people died today! How many more must die that way?!!” Zakk paced back and forth. ...
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Future History

Millions just fell from the sky. The last day any human had in meatspace was darkened by clouds of memory raining down into t…
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Two Definitions
“There’s no smoking in here,” I said to the stranger as he held his Zippo to the Camel Light that protruded from his lips.
”...
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Ring me on the train
I guess telephone numbers.
I suppose it was a hobby. An obsession. Harmless fun, and a good ice-breaker.
The train hurd…
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On the Midway

By the time it was dark enough to light up the midway, he and I each had ten tickets left. His were bent and sweaty – he had …
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The Midway Scandal

The cart shifted again, jerking me away from Travis. I closed my eyes shut, the fear of heights creeping up on me. Then I fel…
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It's Yet

“Hang on! Don’t!”
“What?”
“Stand here while I stand by the window.”
“Why am I doing this?”
“Okay. Notice anything?”
“The…
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Teh Stoopid Idear

What a stupid idea he’d had. But once he’d had it, he couldn’t get rid of it. He’d get out of bed in the morning: there it wa…
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Hidden... In... The Shadows!

“Well, at least there aren’t any ghosts.”
“You know what would be funny? It would be funny if we were ghosts. Ow! What the…
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The Dark Mage
Lost in the darkness of my own home, left to be murdered by the notorious Dark Mage. His eyes, red like fire; his skin, white…
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Waiting

Could I stop him, knowing what I knew? No. There was no fatalism here; remember, I am one of the three who has seen The Liste…
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Pencil Unsharpener
Four quick turns and I pull my pencil out of the sharpener. No good. Another two and now my pencil’s gone crooked. What? Qu…
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Shine On...

“Ha ha, very funny,” Danny replied.
“I’m serious! This is creepy!”
“The cable just went out. That’s-” Danny’s eyes rolled b…
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Descent

Though he flew with the countenance of a dragon, his flight left not a sound hanging in the air. Shoal leveled her pistol at …
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Hi, I'm From the Internet

“So where are you from?”
“Oh, the internet.”
“Really? Which part?”
“Oh lots of places. I’ve been around since the beginnin…
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Face To Face

Shoal inhaled the reek of things dead and rotting. She tried not to gag, but dry-heaved anyway, spitting up bile from her emp…
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How Not To Be A Footnote

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When It Ends For One, It Ends For Both

“What if I’m not ready?”
“I don’t know. I thought we’d just, you know, stop being married and move on.”
“But, we’ve got the…
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Northbound
The dead-engines moaned as the ship sped through the near-night twilit ice field. The captain stood in the bow, shivering in …
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Oddities Playing Ping Pong

“Come one, come all!! See the depraved deformity, the impossible inhumanity, the real improbability, the disturbed wonder of …
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It's A Long... Way... Down

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Your Nation Will Be Next

Your nation will be next. All your base are belong to us. They have bugs, you know, hideous things on six legs they put in th…
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When The Cows Came Home
Even after someone figured out where it started – a dairy farm in Ohio – nobody could figure out how it went on, spreading fr…
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Two of Me

XX: Yeah it is. You’re crazy.
XY: Alright, well I guess if you don’t believe me then I’m just going to go. All I can say is …
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Ficletcentennial
This is my one hundredth ficlet.
I have 99 more interesting ficlets that you should go read right now. That is, if you want …
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Confrontation of the Harry Potter-esque
I walk in my room, lock the door, and turn up my ancient stereo. I observe the results of the confrontation in the mirror. Sl…
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Finishing Touch

It was beautiful. The only thing bugging me was that I wanted him to know who did it, but didn’t want the cops to be able to …
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This Dress

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It Plays Anyone

I brought the player home and hooked it up to my TV set. I tossed the manual aside and looked at the remote. It seemed to hav…
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Played

It was warm. I could hear a gentle hum in the background from the player’s electronics. It felt like I was floating; I couldn…
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What Did He Do Last Night?

First of all and certainly most important, I was a man. That was quite the change from the day before. I’d never been a man b…
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Kitten Play

My cat was lying on the bed in my room. I had no idea how old she was; she was a fully-grown stray when I got her. One thing …
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No World For a Child

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Play Girl

The kitten wandered curiously around my apartment, mewing every so often. She clearly didn’t recognize the place—or me. “I gu…
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Be Kind…Rewind

“What the hell did you just do!” Julia’s angry voice squawked from the DVD player. “Let me out this instant or—”
I hit “Pa…
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Playing Party

On the kitchen table was, of course, a birthday cake with a few lit candles, and a present.
Julia gasped. “Oooh! But—however…
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Playing Catch-Up

The next morning, I began the next phase. There had been a number of days where Julia’d had a particularly bad time at work—a…
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Resume from Last Played

I held down the fast-forward button as the date in the on-screen display crept onward, back toward the present-day. I stopped…
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In His Image

Satan came upon Spam in the Garden.
“It doesn’t look a thing like you,” he said.
“You’re not looking closely enough,” Spam …
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The Gift
Garret McClean arrived at the crime scene just before midnight, numb to the grisly scene sprawled before him. A man was dead,...
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One Life Lived
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If you accept your fate and enter the story, click here.

You have been invited to stay the weekend at a spooky old mansion built on the side of a hill. It seems like it is never sunn…
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Dinner

“Where’s the rabbit?”
“What rabbit?”
“The dinner rabbit, the one I got from the butchers this morning. That rabbit.”
“Is it w…