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Simon the Not-So-Intelligent Designer

The tiny planet spun and spun in front of Simon for quite a few minutes before he realized something.
“Frak,” he muttered, ”...
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I Broke the Ficlets!
I broke the Ficlets.
Really, it wasn’t my fault. Johnny, he’s our regular techie, well, he says it’s probably something to d…
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The Departure

I looked at him, for what felt like the last time. His eyes seemed dull, the color of the green foam on the crest of a low wa…
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Lost Memories

Simone stares wishfully at the trees towering high above her head. The crunch of leaves and the sweet scent of grass reminds …
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J459212
At the heap of clothing, Annie stifled tears. _She cannot possibly have another flower for me, and even if she did, she would…
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Better Left Forgotten

I hadn’t seen him in ten years, but that didn’t change anything.
He was still his bouncy old self, practically hopping to and… -
Dawn Fast Approaching

The small child, known only as Dawn, clung to the fuzzy rabbit that she had arrived with. She never spoke one word, not even …
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Le Carnavale

The French carnival packed up their lions, tigers, and bears, but left their merry-go-round. At first, I thought I should run…
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Better Left Forgotten II

Just as the door was in reach and my freedom was eminent, I heard the familiar, yet unappealing, call of his voice. There had…
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Boys, Gotta Love 'Em II

Not in a million years? I thought about his words later that night as I lay in my bed staring dejectedly up at the ceiling of…
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Beginning of a New Dawn

The fuzzy bunny that had arrived with Dawn was by this time tattered and old and Dawn herself had become quite the opposite, ...
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Better Left Forgotten III

He went on and on, digging up anecdotes from the past, stories I had long forgotten as the years washed away the trivia I had…
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Better Left Forgotten V

I turned right as I exited through the door. My hands grasped firmly at the warm cup between my fingers. I strutted down the …
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Better Left Forgotten VI

As I reached him, standing at the old oak, a single question formed on my lips and was blurted out simultaneously. I hadn’t m…
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Moving Up to Nothing Better

I sat down in my newly aquired, yet filthy, cubical that Darcy had left me with. No amount of cleaning I thought to myself,...
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Twelve Inch High Underdog
As a nine year old Jack Russel terrier, George had seen
many marvelous things in the the New Zealand town of Manaia.
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Questions, Answers, and Blackmail

“He said what?”
“You know how it is. You can’t always expect the ‘perfect’ answer.”
“Yeah, yeah. I know. But a girl can hop…
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The Package
That morning had been cold and foggy, a sign I didn’t quite realize, when the package had arrived. I was only a kid then, and…
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A creepy poem that is perfect to read at 2 in the morning
When you look in the mirror am I looking back at you from the shadows of the closet?
When you see something move out of the c… -
Gettin' Outta Jail

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Spare me the Agony of Love
Me: Okay.
Him: Okay.
Me: Fine.
Him: Fine.
Me: I hate you.
Him: I hate you too.
Me: I hate you more.
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Separate Opinions

Exactly. They say we’re all about freedom and liberty and justice, but how is it freedom if we’re not free to choose what we …
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Beacon of Light
The land shone grandly in the golden red and orange glow of the sun’s fading light, as it sunk lower into the contrasting hor…
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Of India and Aladdin
“A what?”
“A Ganesh. Bone up our your culture would ya!”
“Scuse me if I don’t know Indian culture like you do.”
“You could…
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Another Place, Another Time
If there was an answer; he’d find it there. He had to, it was his only clue to the puzzling circumstances surrounding him lik…
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Tick, Tock
He just left me standing there, completely engulfed by the room, to watch our time to live tick down on the clock overhead. O…
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Moonrise

Their hearts blaze like fire
Their eyes glow like rain
They understand the feeling
They understand the pain
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In Absentia, part 2

Minnaloushe was John’s name for the cat, who he’d always bragged was more canine than feline. Minnaloushe played fetch, loyal…
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Tick, Tock II

Thirty seconds. We were the best and the brightest the Earth to Space Aeronautics Program could offer, yet we stood there in …
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Spare The Humiliation

It all started upside down. My therapist had said it was the only way to get rid of my depression, so there I was hanging lik…
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Waste My Life for You
Some things you are never ready for. A death, a cheating boyfriend, exams. This would be one of those moments.
“Sari, I love…
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For Love
If you slit your wrist and pour me a cup of blood,
I would drink it all just to taste your love.
Swallow it down without comp… -
the meaning of love.
The meaning of love has changed so much.
When I was a kid, you said I love you to your parents, family members, and to your s… -
For She May Fade Away
He opened his writing journal.
_Natalie, I have neglected you these past few months. It’s scary to think within that time, ...
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Follow the Beaten Path
The old man had told me before I left to follow the beaten path and not to stray, but I wasn’t sure what he meant until I rea…
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Trappings of the path

The path was one of rotten tomatoes, ripened cabbage, and wheat. The wheat was beaten down and over time, appeared to be a pa…
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The key

I turned around to find the normalcy of behindness. To avail, I turned the sheet around and to my amazement there it was…th…
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A Load Of Balogna
“This war is a load of balogna. Can’t you wrap your tiny little brain around that?” Katie was livid. The advisor didn’t care …
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Follow the Beaten Path II

It was a sad looking thing, that path. It looked as if it had taken heavy use in the past. But I’d never seen anyone leave th…
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Sunday is for Sleeping off Hangovers, but the Sun Disagrees
I wake up slowly, letting the headache wash over me. The ancient blinds let in little shafts of sunlight, making me cringe an…
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It's A Long... Way... Down

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Beginning At The Beginning

“What did you just call me?” she shrieked.
And I said, “Maddy, l-” and I would have said more, but that’s when I bit off my …
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Desperation
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insecure
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The Morning After
When I woke, the sun was just beginning to infultrate the purple-hued night, slanting narrow sunbeams through the shades in m…
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Eight Dollars in Cuba

Just two blocks from home, Lazaro collapsed on the street corner. His wife and four children had exhausted their monthly food…
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Picture Perfect Ending

The smell of blood and smoke was thick in the air. Bodies surrounded me, some friends, others foes. Though they all had the s…
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Self Knows Self
I sat at a bus stop a few blocks from my old apartment, waiting. I’d fended off a handful of half-hearted self-assassination …
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Your Nation Will Be Next

Your nation will be next. All your base are belong to us. They have bugs, you know, hideous things on six legs they put in th…
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Summer Snow

I was mindlessly staring out the window when it started snowing. “The wind is blowing west,” I thought. My brain was numb ‘ro…
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Mini Creation
She creates her character starting with the nose, then eye shape and color, and finally the hair. Should she sport blond lock…
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The Horrible Fate of Vampirism

Who would think that you would miss these things once you could not have them anymore…The taste of a ripe watermelon, juic…
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The Land Of Light

They say if there were no bad, we would not see the good. If there were no shadows, there would be no sun. No darkness, no li…
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Letters of the Heart
My dearest Frank,
_I have thought long about how I should tell you how this rather glorious thing came to be, but I am unc…
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Remote Control

No! Let her stay! Let them stay! It’s not her fault. Ernie’s mouth moved but no sound came out.
“He’s dumb!” His mother … -
In Absentia
John passed out at his desk, slumping over and spilling his coffee with a wide flung hand. Something had given a little pop i…