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Mrs. Fitzwilliam Darcy's posted comments

On flute faerie's 1000th Comment Challenge, The Nice Things Challenge! :

posted 5 months ago

alas a cornucopia of love.
awww.
On That Power-Hungry Little...You-Know-What:

posted 8 months ago

The scarlet suit seems so devil-esque. quite fitting. Love it!
~Mrs. D.
On Reunited: A love story...well, kinda:

posted 8 months ago

the series died…someone bring it back to life!
On Love challenge:

posted 8 months ago

Hahah, so cute!
What a way to lead us on. :)
On My OHH Poem About Martin Luther:

posted 8 months ago

He was an intelligent man and certainly did reform religion, however he wrote the book, “On the Jews and Their Lies”. This was the book Hitler used to begin WWII and the holocaust.
There was another side to this individual.
On Left foot, left hand {Kermitgorf's sports challenge}:

posted 8 months ago

thanks so much! :)
On A Moment to Call Home:

posted 8 months ago

Oh, I love Dubuque. Always stop there on my way to visiting Madison from good ol’ Iowa City. The view of the cliffs along the shore is breath-taking in the fall.
-Mrs. D
On Friends Over [The Stovohobo Inspirer Not-A-Challenge Challenge]:

posted 8 months ago

Wow, when did we start writing about my professors? The descriptions are priceless!
On A Love of the Type Dreams are Made Of (Unique Love Challenge):

posted 8 months ago

Oh my Mr. Darcy…how true that is. It is so easy to fall for what you have created.
-Mrs. D.
On To My Ficlets Family:

posted 8 months ago

sigh what a big happy family!
:-)
On Before the Showdown:

posted 8 months ago

i couldn’t stop giggling. incredible dialogue. well done.
-mrs. d.
On The Modern Monkey-Rope (Sports Challenge):

posted 8 months ago

I remember that Moby Dick chapter. What an analogy. Excellently written!
-Mrs. D.
On A Place for a Challenge:

posted 8 months ago

Oooh boy, I like this one. Awesome inspiration. I’m on it.
On Disappointment (True Story 2):

posted 8 months ago

This is an awfully hard lesson to learn a very hard way. I didn’t learn this lesson until 2 years ago in college. It is better to learn earlier I suppose.
It is very well written and very passionate.
Thanks for sharing.
-Mrs. D
On My Response To Insert Pen Name Here's Very Insane Mind (Hopefully this really really long title will grab your attention: CLICK ON MEEE!!!):

posted 8 months ago

it’s spelled “irk”
irk means to irritate or annoy.
On Thirrin Josephine Swan: A not so philosophical explanation of the pen name that uses the names of 3 different people (yeah i know, you're jealous):

posted 8 months ago

I love Jo from Little Women. She was the first heroine that I admired when I was young. Now go read Pride and Prejudice and drool of Mr. Darcy and Lizzy Bennett. You’ll enjoy them as well. :)
-Mrs. D.
On Bartimaeus: A philosophical Exploration of the Pen name that is supreme above all others.:

posted 8 months ago

i’ll get on that in my abundance of spare time. I’ll also be sure to let you know how I enjoy them!
-Mrs. D.
On A Music Majors iPod play list...I hope you know most of these songs. (iTunes Challenge):

posted 8 months ago

nah, i meant big band jazz. that isn’t big band jazz.
On Reunited: A love story...well, kinda:

posted 8 months ago

someone needs to write the sequel!!!
On Echolocation, Country Style:

posted 9 months ago

hahah! I love it—-absolutely hysterical. you have the southern speech down to a science!
On Bartimaeus: A philosophical Exploration of the Pen name that is supreme above all others.:

posted 9 months ago

The quick Jewish girl response of, I’ll just believe the New Testament thing because I’ve never read any of it…
I’ll have to look into those books, never heard of them. But the name is pretty cool
On 10 Reasons Not to Join the Mafia:

posted 9 months ago

thank you for writing this list. if it wasn’t for you i may have joined the italian mafia and hit my wife in public. :)
quite comical.
Mrs. D.
On What it Means to be a Friend:

posted 9 months ago

so sweet. those are the types of friendship that are the most important.
On Live:

posted 9 months ago

“Love as much as or even more than you are loved.”
Pure genius. I completely agree.
On There aren't just flowers in the garden:

posted 9 months ago

I love the prequel! Exactly as I had imagined it. :)
On An Excerpt.:

posted 9 months ago

I think the insertion of the ellipses really changed the way the piece flowed. I really like it.
On Where did the spots go? [Band Baby - 116 Ficlets Desrves a Challenge]:

posted 9 months ago

Oh, I love it. It is one of those pieces that just makes you smile inside.
On Cutting Class:

posted 9 months ago

i remembered the first time i cut class…it was my sophomore year of high school, and i decided to go chat with my guidance counselor instead of going to consumer ed. i even got her to sign my cut slip.
such rebels…
On A dog's life:

posted 9 months ago

I’m still chuckling. very cute. :)
-Mrs. D.
On Preparation:

posted 9 months ago

Reminds me slightly of The Boondock Saints. I love the detail about the bullets. Makes you shiver a little inside.
-Mrs. D.
On Reunited: A love story...well, kinda:

posted 9 months ago

oh my goodness. our beloved muppets are destroying each other!
On She Likes Me Too:

posted 9 months ago

I like this piece. It is one of those that makes you smile inside. sigh young love
-Mrs. D
On British Accent (Profile Picture Challenge):

posted 9 months ago

Ahh…I still wish i was a brit. Very cute
On Annabel Lee: A Philosophical Exploration of the Penname That Makes Me Seem Like a Poetry-Guzzling Gothling:

posted 9 months ago

For a while, I just thought that it was ironic that your name was the same…now I see otherwise.
It is a beautiful poem…well chosen.
-Mrs. D
On The Chicken Dance:

posted 9 months ago

oh geez…”some kind of chicken?”
quite appropriate, i might add though
On Do Frogs have Teeth?:

posted 9 months ago

oh my, i was waiting for the Count to show up!
On Something Fowl:

posted 9 months ago

Awww…there go the W&S. And in a hysterical way too…I do believe that killing has only begun..
dun dun daaa!
-Mrs. D.
On Ready..Aim...Fire: Hunting for Not So Funny Bear:

posted 9 months ago

I love the many uses of the word ‘fire’ used in here. I got a kick out of it
-Mrs. D.
On Fozzie is a Hit!:

posted 9 months ago

A killer chicken, can’t get much better than that.
On Break The Law And Go To Jail:

posted 9 months ago

I couldn’t agree more with the Feds comment.
On Gonzo the Miracle Worker: It's Not Easy Being Dead!:

posted 9 months ago

Holy feakin cow! I always loved Camilla! Now the only guy we’re missing is the chef!
On Last Rites or Lust for Life:

posted 9 months ago

Who knew Animal was a sex maniac. I loove it!
On Young Muppets on the Street:

posted 9 months ago

AVENUE Q!! Oh my goodness, I always imagined Avenue Q being a cross between “Rent” and “The Muppets!” I am in hysterics! Sheer brilliance
-Mrs. D.
On The Angry Comic:

posted 9 months ago

“I must remember to aim for that grouchy pair before I leave”...Love it!
I always remember watching the show and wondering why someone hasn’t blown their brains out yet…looks like he is going to.
-Mrs. D.
On Don't Call When You're On Painkillers And Booze:

posted 9 months ago

Hahaha! I adore it. Muppets gone wild-Beeker is a sex god and Miss Piggy is cheating on Kermit…
What next? :)
-Mrs. D.
On Life Philosophy:

posted 9 months ago

what happy words of wisdom.
-Mrs. D.
On The Meandering Thoughts of a Crazed Manic at 11:27 on an Idle Thursday (or attempts to meet an unusual challenge):

posted 9 months ago

I agree with the Journal thing…I’ve had one since I was 11 and every so often I go back and read it.
Quite insightful.
-Mrs. D.
On Live Love Learn:

posted 9 months ago

I definitely thought of the sunscreen song immediately as well.
Another story of brilliance. :-)
-Mrs. D.
On Wytherwing's strange quirks (quirk challenge):

posted 9 months ago

haha, we are all OCD in our own way.
On New Years Resolution Challenge: Stop Procrastinating:

posted 9 months ago

I’ll see if I can find time in my planner to do so…you know, these days are fillin’ up pretty quick. Maybe I can squeeze it in sometime between a run to the manicure salon and when I need to help my friend go look at bridal registry stuff. Yeah, that may work…
scribbles in big black book
On My Numerous and Various Quirks (Pens' Challenge):

posted 9 months ago

I talk to myself while driving…all the time. I have an obsession with circles too! I doodle polka dots on all of my notebooks, and i also draw spirals…
I love how weird we all are! :-)
On I am SO not quirky... Except... {Pen's Quirky Challenge}:

posted 9 months ago

oh my dear friend Dewey.
That makes me smile inside…and out.
On Hurrah for my quirks. They make me unique. Pens quirk challenge:

posted 9 months ago

I am primarily a Bb clarinetist, but I do play bass and Eb, occasionally I sub on Contrabass when it is needed.
Try switching scales each week—it would be a good way to learn all of your majors and minors. (geez, I am already a band director without the degree…)
On Five Honest Truths:

posted 9 months ago

Everything you say is quite true.
#5 is exactly how I feel—I want to do it all, and I guess you just got to try and squeeze it all in there to the best of our ability. :)
On Pens Poses a CHALLENGE!:

posted 9 months ago

I love it! I’m in…I love to share how odd I am.
On Quirky, Who Says I'm Quirky? (Pens' Quirky Challenge):

posted 9 months ago

6-10 are all me too!
I love it!
On Cat the Dancing Mouse: A Philosophical Exploration of the Pen Name That Rocked Your Socks...And a New Contest: *CLOSING DATE ANNOUNCED*:

posted 9 months ago

Fun challenge! I normally don’t participate in these due to courses at school, but this one I couldn’t resist. I had a blast writing it!
On llamaluvsmenotu: A Philosophical Exploration of the Pen Name That is Random and Sucky.:

posted 9 months ago

hurrah for random animal obsessions!
I like emus. just because they are such an awkward bird.
On uselessness: A Philosophical Exploration of the Pen Name That Has No Use:

posted 9 months ago

delightful story telling.
i was thoroughly entertained.
On Jenunique: An Almost Philosophical Tale of the Pen Name that Wanted to Grow into a Faery Tale of Not So Epic Proportions :

posted 9 months ago

i was voted “most likely to walk into a door and apologize to it” my senior year.
not quite as complimentary, but quite entertaining nonetheless.
:)
On A Philosophical Exploration of the Pen Name That Is Creative, Kind Of.:

posted 9 months ago

`brilliant`
On Geheim Sir Ayita: A Philosophical Exploration of the Pen Name You couldnt figure out yurself:

posted 9 months ago

pretty cool—you went into depth with your pen name. I feel awfully lame now. :)
On Saint Chuck: A [not quite] Philosophical Explanation:

posted 9 months ago

Cudos for shocking us all! :)
You seemed rather effeminate, but I thought I was hallucinating.
Lovely Story
On The Lady Doth Rap:

posted 9 months ago

i love how you included “doth” in a rap.
it kind of makes me happy inside.
On The YodaOnCrack Rap Song:

posted 9 months ago

absolute brilliance.
i applaud your ingenuity
On 5 Things I've Never Said:

posted 9 months ago

I think we all have secrets we’ve never told a soul.
#1 is very me as well. Insecurity tends to consume a lot of us.
On Five Things I Have Not Had the Guts to Tell Anyone::

posted 9 months ago

Brilliant!
On five things ive never told anyone but wish i could:

posted 9 months ago

1: you will keep the friends who are the most important. Some of you will grow apart, and you will find others who bring out the best in you.
#4: For many years I didn’t get along with my mom. Probably from age 12-17. We were too much alike. But when I got into my senior year in high school, we began to see eye-to-eye and now we’re close friends. I trust her with everything.
#5: It won’t matter what you do as long as you make a difference in a life of a child.
On In Loving Memory (My Sister in My Heart):

posted 9 months ago

She will live forever as long as you keep telling stories about her.
I’m so sorry about your friend.

“Life is short but it is wide. This too shall pass.”
-Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
On It's a Walk-In, Not a Walk-Out:

posted 9 months ago

I did that once—I locked myself in my grandma’s closet. I think I was 9 and I was playing hide-and-go-seek with my cousins.

Very funny. :-)
On I Need To Talk:

posted 9 months ago

well written…students need a teacher as a mentor every so often. I’m sure many wish they had a teacher like this during troublesome years of high school.
On Backless Chaps:

posted 10 months ago

I’m still chuckling.
How clever.
On Uncomfortable Questions:

posted about 1 year ago

Very nice. I like it. You continued my character very well.
On FICLET #100!!:

posted about 1 year ago

hysterical. Good luck!
On Funny Thing Is...:

posted about 1 year ago

I always thought I’d fall for the artist.
...and I thought I did for a while.
I ended up with the engineer.

Funny thing is, we can’t always get what we want.
But we get what we need.
On "Making It" Is Redifined:

posted about 1 year ago

Well done! Viva la artist!
On Monkey See, Monkey Do:

posted about 1 year ago

cute story.
On Vera & Adele.:

posted about 1 year ago

i am so glad you got writing this set of stories! i love the detail about the sunglasses. keep this one going. :-)
On Stevie Is Not A Murderer:

posted about 1 year ago

I love the style you wrote this in. Lovely!
On Breaking Up is Hard (Though Rocket Launchers Make it Significantly Easier):

posted about 1 year ago

hysterical. I love it.
On All About the Red Stilettos:

posted about 1 year ago

I love the detail in this piece! It captures the simplicity in every day life. :)
On Oh Gertrude, how you perplex us all.:

posted about 1 year ago

I love it babe! You crack me up. :-)
On Can He Catch You?:

posted about 1 year ago

That is beautiful. I adore it!

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On flute faerie's 1000th Comment Challenge, The Nice Things Challenge! :

On That Power-Hungry Little...You-Know-What:

On Reunited: A love story...well, kinda:

On Love challenge:

On My OHH Poem About Martin Luther:

On Left foot, left hand {Kermitgorf's sports challenge}:

On A Moment to Call Home:

On Friends Over [The Stovohobo Inspirer Not-A-Challenge Challenge]:

On A Love of the Type Dreams are Made Of (Unique Love Challenge):

On To My Ficlets Family:

On Before the Showdown:

On The Modern Monkey-Rope (Sports Challenge):

On A Place for a Challenge:

On Disappointment (True Story 2):

On My Response To Insert Pen Name Here's Very Insane Mind (Hopefully this really really long title will grab your attention: CLICK ON MEEE!!!):

On Thirrin Josephine Swan: A not so philosophical explanation of the pen name that uses the names of 3 different people (yeah i know, you're jealous):

On Bartimaeus: A philosophical Exploration of the Pen name that is supreme above all others.:

On A Music Majors iPod play list...I hope you know most of these songs. (iTunes Challenge):

On Reunited: A love story...well, kinda:

On Echolocation, Country Style:

On Bartimaeus: A philosophical Exploration of the Pen name that is supreme above all others.:

On 10 Reasons Not to Join the Mafia:

On What it Means to be a Friend:

On Live:

On There aren't just flowers in the garden:

On An Excerpt.:

On Where did the spots go? [Band Baby - 116 Ficlets Desrves a Challenge]:

On Cutting Class:

On A dog's life:

On Preparation:

On Reunited: A love story...well, kinda:

On She Likes Me Too:

On British Accent (Profile Picture Challenge):

On Annabel Lee: A Philosophical Exploration of the Penname That Makes Me Seem Like a Poetry-Guzzling Gothling:

On The Chicken Dance:

On Do Frogs have Teeth?:

On Something Fowl:

On Ready..Aim...Fire: Hunting for Not So Funny Bear:

On Fozzie is a Hit!:

On Break The Law And Go To Jail:

On Gonzo the Miracle Worker: It's Not Easy Being Dead!:

On Last Rites or Lust for Life:

On Young Muppets on the Street:

On The Angry Comic:

On Don't Call When You're On Painkillers And Booze:

On Life Philosophy:

On The Meandering Thoughts of a Crazed Manic at 11:27 on an Idle Thursday (or attempts to meet an unusual challenge):

On Live Love Learn:

On Wytherwing's strange quirks (quirk challenge):

On New Years Resolution Challenge: Stop Procrastinating:

On My Numerous and Various Quirks (Pens' Challenge):

On I am SO not quirky... Except... {Pen's Quirky Challenge}:

On Hurrah for my quirks. They make me unique. Pens quirk challenge:

On Five Honest Truths:

On Pens Poses a CHALLENGE!:

On Quirky, Who Says I'm Quirky? (Pens' Quirky Challenge):

On Cat the Dancing Mouse: A Philosophical Exploration of the Pen Name That Rocked Your Socks...And a New Contest: *CLOSING DATE ANNOUNCED*:

On llamaluvsmenotu: A Philosophical Exploration of the Pen Name That is Random and Sucky.:

On uselessness: A Philosophical Exploration of the Pen Name That Has No Use:

On Jenunique: An Almost Philosophical Tale of the Pen Name that Wanted to Grow into a Faery Tale of Not So Epic Proportions :

On A Philosophical Exploration of the Pen Name That Is Creative, Kind Of.:

On Geheim Sir Ayita: A Philosophical Exploration of the Pen Name You couldnt figure out yurself:

On Saint Chuck: A [not quite] Philosophical Explanation:

On The Lady Doth Rap:

On The YodaOnCrack Rap Song:

On 5 Things I've Never Said:

On Five Things I Have Not Had the Guts to Tell Anyone::

On five things ive never told anyone but wish i could:

On In Loving Memory (My Sister in My Heart):

On It's a Walk-In, Not a Walk-Out:

On I Need To Talk:

On Backless Chaps:

On Uncomfortable Questions:

On FICLET #100!!:

On Funny Thing Is...:

On "Making It" Is Redifined:

On Monkey See, Monkey Do:

On Vera & Adele.:

On Cat the Dancing Mouse: A Philosophical Exploration of the Pen Name That Rocked Your Socks...And a New Contest: CLOSING DATE ANNOUNCED: