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The YodaOnCrack Rap Song

by YodaOnCrack 10 months ago

My name is Yoda

That’s what I told-ya

Come an inch closer and I’ll smoke-ya

with my light saber or a _jedi mind tric…
I Need To Talk

by `crayola. 9 months ago

In the middle of class she isn’t feeling so well. Her head slips down onto her notebook and she drifts into another world. Wh…
Five Things I Have Not Had the Guts to Tell Anyone:

by MRay 9 months ago

Five Things I Have Not Had the Guts to Tell Anyone:

1. You’re fat.

2. I stole your wallet.

3. I dented your car when I dro…
Don't Call When You're On Painkillers And Booze

by Howie Amourscow 9 months ago

When she got back from the emergency animal hospital, she decided the painkillers would work better if washed down with Crown…
Quirky, Who Says I'm Quirky? (Pens' Quirky Challenge)

by SKermitgorf 9 months ago

1. I put an icecube in hot chocolate and tea.
2. I take off the lettuce, tomato, onions on a hoagie (sub sandwhich on a long …
The Angry Comic

by SKermitgorf 9 months ago

Somehow he got past security. Maybe his skills as an actor on TV, stage and screen had paid off.

The honored guest was finis…
Saint Chuck: A [not quite] Philosophical Explanation

by Saint Chuck 9 months ago

Saint Chuck. Holy with a modern Twist.

Okay, so the Saint really doesn’t imply that I have holy or saintlike qualities. ...
uselessness: A Philosophical Exploration of the Pen Name That Has No Use

by uselessness 9 months ago

Steven was the college dropout who drove his ‘74 International Scout into a ditch less than a block away from home. He marrie…
Break The Law And Go To Jail

by Howie Amourscow 9 months ago
Ready..Aim...Fire: Hunting for Not So Funny Bear

by SKermitgorf 9 months ago

In the woods with their shotguns at the ready the elderly gentleman stood poised, a naked bear in the crosshairs.

“Wait, I t…
New Years Resolution Challenge: Stop Procrastinating

by SKermitgorf 9 months ago

You think every year of what needs to be changed, New Years seems to be the perfect time to make changes. New year new you ri…
British Accent (Profile Picture Challenge)

by Phosphate11 9 months ago

“Let me borrow a pen, and I will teach you how to speak in a british accent.” Said Steven.

Almost a year ago now, but yet I …
She Likes Me Too

by `crayola. 9 months ago

“Hey, Wyatt!” Eric called over to his buddy. “Come look at this!”

“Huh? What’s what?” Wyatt pulled the one ear phone out of …
Thirrin Josephine Swan: A not so philosophical explanation of the pen name that uses the names of 3 different people (yeah i know, you're jealous)

by Spring Chicken 8 months ago

Thirrin Josephine Swan

Those are all names of girls in some of my favorite books ever!

Thirrin is the name of the main ch…
The Modern Monkey-Rope (Sports Challenge)

by [pens&feathers] 8 months ago

I looked up at him from the floor, wondering how it was that he could climb so high with so little to hold on to.

The room …
A Place for a Challenge

by Mistress Elsha Hawk 8 months ago

I feel inclined to write a challenge. Why? Maybe it’s because I have underdeveloped ideas, festering, not willing to break th…
Echad

by C. Davida about 1 year ago

She was crazy about him.

He loved the way they had tangled-up together over the years. First it was just their limbs. He th…
Breaking Up is Hard (Though Rocket Launchers Make it Significantly Easier)

by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars about 1 year ago

Gates turned the corner in full sprint, and skidded to a stop. “Bollocks!” he shouted. Another hallway. Another dead-end.

Ga…
Can He Catch You?

by C. Davida about 1 year ago

Man lurks in parking lot.

Masks his nerves with yet another cigarette and waits to catch a few girls out on their own this s…
Stevie Is Not A Murderer

by Laine the Grey about 1 year ago

I had heard the allegations, seen his face on the news, but once I saw his eyes, I knew I could not turn him in. Although all…
Oh Gertrude, how you perplex us all.

by C. Davida about 1 year ago

:: TOMATO ::

Soft, but lacking in ribbon. Reminiscent of curves, yet shallow. Shallow but not scattered. Blushing. Deeply….
"Making It" Is Redifined

by Saint Chuck about 1 year ago

“You’re never going to get anywhere by just doing nothing!” He looks at me in confusion, “I started out small, kept my nose c…
Vera & Adele.

by C. Davida about 1 year ago

“You get the good stories, though. I just get a lot of mediocre ones.” Vera stabbed another bunch of spinach with her fork as…
Funny Thing Is...

by Laine the Grey about 1 year ago

Funny, I’d always thought I’d fall for a theatre geek. Neither of them are that type.

If you ask Boy something related to t…
Monkey See, Monkey Do

by Amaster about 1 year ago

“The monkeys told me I’d find you here,” I told the little girl as she sat on the street corner, crying.
“The monkeys don’t t…
FICLET #100!!

by [pens&feathers] about 1 year ago

“Say three random words,” I tell him.

“Three random words.” He grins. He thinks he’s witty.

“Seriously! Say three random wo…
Uncomfortable Questions

by rockstarjoker about 1 year ago

“Rae! Wait!” He said, chasing after me.

I sped up, but he was right on behind me. I broke from my brisque walk into a casua…