Sailor Emo's Favorites
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The Hidden
Still so quiet, still so desperately, I waited for the end
Stuck in such a quiet, such a desperate place.
Hopelessly hoping f… -
You're Nobody in Hollywood Till Your 1st DUI

“It was a routine night in West Hollywood, never a dull moment I tell you. You just never know which celebrity, has been or w…
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You Know It's a Good Party When...

Eyes wide, Malcolm sat on the couch staring at nothing, saying nothing. All around him lay the detritous of yet another fabul…
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Stillness

I couldn’t sleep, I rolled over, but there was a crawling under my skin that I couldn’t stand. I waited until the morning to …
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Pizza

Soon enough we were walking out to his car in the parking lot.
The night air had become chillier. Crisper.
But soon enough…
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A Ridiculously Unplausible Love Story, or Why Does his Shirt Keep Coming Off? Part Seven (Don't worry it's almost done)

“What’s with this jumping out of airplane trend?” sighed Girl.
“It’s a desperate ploy by a ficleteer to get some cheap laughs… -
Live?

A pull at the end of the blood red ribbon woke me. Love, it seemed to whisper, hold on love.
I didn’t want to keep tryin…
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Her 4

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At Water's Edge

“Please,” Jonathan pleaded with the tall man, “She can’t breathe down here, like we can.” The man blinked before snapping his…
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The Interstate

As I travel down the interstate,
The skies are turnin’ gray;
The signs’ lights above are flickered on
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Dear Gossip Girl: Hi.

*Dear Gossip Girl: I took your advice about staying up all night on ficlets and sleeping through history, and I started makin…
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When Happiness Walks Out
Faith touches too few, and Sadness sits by too many.
Blank expression, there’s a man in the corner who’s met Desperation on …
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A Ridiculously Unplausible Love Story, or Why Does His Shirt Keep Coming Off? Part Eight

Girl and Guy stood somewhere in Montana, surrounded by trees and snow and trees…and snow…and…um…and trees, and snow…..
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HoLy CrAp 50 FiClEtS
this is a challenge that isnt very challenging. at all. but every other challenge is taken and probly this one too but im too…
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all hail the ferret named cheezy

ive decided to sequel this ficlets that i know nothing about just by reading the title and the last sentence!!
“we muct fu…
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Pull Off the Ocean

I could barely see. There were black spots clouding my vision. Tom, those words, and I knew they meant something but I couldn…
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White lily
White lily
said we were friends
i fell in love( btw can any one plz tell me who to write ficlet that contains less than …
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Ablaze
She looks into his eyes
Cupids pain
A forest ablaze( trying to get to 64 chracters disregard dis)
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Just.. Just Stop It Okay?! [Haiku Challenge]

I scream, but you just
Hurting me. Sorry, I thought
Somebody loved me.You hurt me some more
Though what did I do to you?
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Fighting Against the Clique

Another day in the cafateria; sitting by myself, “stuffing my face”...I was overweight, and it wasnt my fault, i had stomach…
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Because... (Haiku Challenge)

Because you left me
the rain hangs teardrops on trees
and night is too long.Because you’re absent
my thoughts and dreams a… -
Playlist? Ha.

Hmm…
1. Icky Thump by The White Stripes
2. Another Day from Rent
3. Potential Breakup Song by Aly and Aj
4. He Hates Me by… -
The Rain Came Down

It’s raining again.
I’m here, behind the window
Watching the raindrops.Each one is a wish
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What's With All These New Challenges? (Otherwise Known as Stovohobo's 300th Ficlet)
I’ve been noticing that lately, for some reason, almost all of the Most Popular and Active ficlets are challenges. This had n…
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Awkward Death Poem (just the last part I think is funny)
Hungry.
Cupcake.
Bite.
Chew.
Swallow.
Choke.
Caugh.
Choke.
Panic.
Fall.
Eyes roll back.
Turns pale.
Heart stops.
Dead.
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The Flat Dead Squirrel & The Drunk

The flat dead squirrel insisted that the drunken guy take him home before he would grant him his three selfish wishes.
“O…...
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Moon and Sun

Moon gliding solo
Dusting crops with silver light
They turn to amberSun moves overhead
Heralded by a fanfare
Greetings for … -
Lone Writer's Playlist

TEN RANDOM SONGS FROM LONE WRITER’S IPOD:
1. Hold On – The Jonas Brothers
2. Praise Joint – Kirk Franklin
3. The Start of …
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How To Kill Charlie

How does a werewolf leave the human half behind? How? He doesn’t know, and he only left himself behind as a consequence, beca…
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Second Choice

(Second choice)
It was his turn to fight the monster that had taken his grandfather, mother, uncle. He had to defeat it….
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Mortal Coil... of Twine
There was a knock at the door. Janice skipped over and opened it. To her horror, there stood an apparition. A semi-transparen…
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Dark Lord of the Underwear
I sit near the back of the bus, and there is a guy colouring on his backpack. He’s obviously been working on it for quite som…
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That's Peculiar
So there I am sitting on the patio taking a big pull on a brew when something passes across the sun. I look up, and there’s t…
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jfjg : ) ksufks : (

one day some lard decided to make some random prequel and so he did (read the sequel to this)
here ya go
it is all expla…
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A Wolf's Music

A voice so soft it could melt cement, whispered a hym and prayed aloud for not love, but for something equally as passionate….
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Monkey's Make Horrible Spouses

“His Name is Cozzie,” my best friend Jill said.
“What kind of name is Cozzie for a MONKEY??,” I shouted.
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Sneaky Sweatshirt Snare

“Wayne, put that down!” Lanny steered the car to the sidewalk and turned off the engine.
“Why?” I asked. The Stinkiness grew…
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Writing you Out

I wish I could write you out.
As I sit here, remembering, I wish I could utilize this language to form the features of your …
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Searching For A Plot In A Plotless Story 9

So there I was, Barbie dolls EVERYWHERE!
Running through the woods I was,
Basking in the ambience of
Flies Dropping Like a sa… -
Not That Easy

The sign changed.
“You flipped the switch.”
That was it. Nothing seemed to happen. The world didn’t end. The lights didn’t …
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Back From The Bed

Around eleven o’ clock, I’m still awake and they’re still over in Pat’s room. _Okay. You’re sober, and they’re gossiping. Per…
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bob the lard
this is a story about a lard named bob
bob was a fat lard
no one liked bob
bob had no friends
bob liked to eat ice cream
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String Of Thought Part 1
It took me until I was 19 to finally understand what Love really meant. It complicated, very. But its also very simple and wh…
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String Of Thought Part 2

Part 2 . . .
Sleeping goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
And waking comes the shaking
The nostalgia of the weeping
Every person sees them… -
Judging A Book Requires A Second Look {11}

As we exchanged glances, I became increasingly determined to break the stare which had become almost a magnetic connection, p…
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Quite the Character

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Food for thought.
He used to my everything. My absolute everything. The world spun on top of his head, held up by only his hands. He was my lif…
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Colors of death

Red, green, blue. The spectral shades paint a picture of his death. One man, in a box, beneath a tree. His life was more vibr…
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Brandy

I walked over back to Mary.
“What would be better?” I asked.
“Well, I figured since you don’t have a bunch of money, you cou… -
The Art

“Hey, here’s the Baroque room.”
“You’re really happy to be here, aren’t you?”
“What’s wrong with museums? My dad always sai…
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You Did What?

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My Classmates

So of course I don’t have the kind of time to go into detail about all the different people in all my different classes, but …
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Only in the first few minutes......

She entered the building, beckoned me into an elevator , then walked down the sixth floor wall way up to a shiny black door.
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Soccer Practice

“So does anybody have any questions about how this class is run?” Asked Mrs. Kozel as the students waited impatiently for her…
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50 Ficlets= Phosphate11's Challenge!!!!!
Okay, I finally did it. For a while I thought I would never get here. But I’ve done it. I have officially, “become of age” an…
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Glad You Understand

Shivering to no end, I awoke. I had only my thin blanket on top of me, and half of it wasn’t covering my feet. I stood up, tu…
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The Replica (Jenunique's 51st Ficlet Challenge)

“Is everything going as plan? Did you get the replica of that beast from the movie set?” Will said.
“Yeah, everything is goin… -
Crab Creature on Steroids

The noise seemed to be approaching in my direction, “What is that?” There was a clearing that led to a cave it was covered wi…
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My chance

We got out, and walked to the store. She was totally normal, except every time we made eye contact she smiled and me, and eve…
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Backless Chaps

Ok, it all started when the fugly principal measured Tammy’s mini dress—I saw him put the ruler next to her thigh and he t…
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Wow

We went back to her apartment without a word. Things went on normally until around ten o’ clock.
We were watching that amazin… -
Just a Fad

“Margie! Margie!”I cried as I ran out of science happy to leave.
“What?”Margie asked. She always has this dazed look on her f… -
Confession

I could tell Hayden was biting his tongue in pain. I pulled my hand away and he gave me another hug. I watched where I put my…
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Dirty Talk

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Maybe Next Time

That lil weirdo ran out of the room like a hyped up freak. She nearly knocked me over. I can’t lose my Connor cool. She immed…
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Back to Band

I’m walking to band with Josh, another percussionist, when he tells me he’s quitting band!!
“Josh, who’s gorgeous eyes am I…
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I Hate This Life
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Back to Band Part 2

I walked over to the percussion stuff and began to set up. Eric P. was already there setting up the xylophones, so I set up t…
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An Adorable Soccer Player

I was going to French now!!!! To see Evan, or shall I say Pierre?
“Alright everyone, translate the following sentences on t…
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A Total Score

She said yes!! It was a total score. I asked her to be partners in gym class and she was like yeah. That stupid Dave was star…
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Time To Mooch

By the time lunch rolled around I was still thinking about my conversation with Evan.
I finished my lunch, but I was still a…
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An Awkward Day At Study Hall (Also an entry in SoccerIsMyLife's Challenge)

“Why were you talking to that creeper Blake?”
Asked Bridget, Maggie’s older sister.
“I don’t know, free food??” I said as I h… -
Why Nobody Likes Elevators Anymore

I wanted to yell out in frustration as the elevator crept up to the second floor. It took it’s dear old time, and at the seco…
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Friday Night Lights

And the rest of the week went by basically the same way. On Friday I bought my ticket for the football game at lunch, and I w…
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Friday Night Lights Part 2

I arrived at the football game with Lindsay. Linz has been my “bestie” for quite some time now, so it isn’t that unusual for …
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Meet and greet

I woke up with Brandy kissing me.
“Hmmhm? Oh, Hey.” I smiled as I stretched out.
“What were you doing while I was gone.” B… -
My Mother's Eyes

Matt yelled back from across the hall,
“No! I’m busy!”
I opened my door to call at him.
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Rising From Ruins

We were an overconfident card shark, carelessly casting our coins. Our faith in our fathers had failed us the fight, and the …
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I Hate Those Words, I Hate Those Words.

Out of frustration, I banged my head against the wall. Or at least what I thought was the wall, I couldn’t even tell you whic…
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Max the Flaw

“See? He can’t relate. He was just a friend for you, made to order.”
I looked up at Jake sharply, an expression of curiosit…
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In Dire Need Of Hair Spray

“Okay, bring the phone back when your done so I can use it!” I yelled down to him.
Why didn’t he just make Matt do it?
I …
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Movie

I looked at her. She looked so innocent. I shrugged it off, and continued to talk to my dad on the phone.
“_The traffic is r… -
Double Date

The Next Day
It’s already the middle of the week! Plus I get to see Brandy’s cousin.
I hope she is as hot as Brandy!
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Friday Night Lights Part 5

The game started. It wasn’t a very intense game, the competition wasn’t much. We had scored 3 touchdowns by the end of the fi…
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Surprise, Surprise

Brandy dragged me out of my seat by my wrist with a vice-like grip. Everything seemed hazed for a moment, even though the res…
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Bingo

He totally flirts with her. Everyday. All the time. How am I supposed to get in there without him in the way? I need to get r…
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Guess who's back

Anger shook through me and rocked my frame.
Once Tom left, Brandy quickly following, I exploded. “What the fuck, Jack?!” I… -
Empty Switch

So evidently flipping the switch was not among my better list of ideas. Strange, and disobeying the traffic signs had always …
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Carefull

I walked Connor to the nurse. He walked right next to me and would brush against me every other step. “That was a nice fall, ...
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Look

She walked to her locker and I walked right a long with her. I asked her to fix my band-aid, she says sure. But what she didn…
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Bobbert, The Medivial Smiley Face: = { ): Part 3

Also, no one will suspect a bishop of a jailbreak. So, once more out in the wide world, they decided to go to the battlefield…
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Bobbert, The Medivial Smiley Face: = { ): Part 4

They mustn’t kill each other, though, they must only come a few inches to where they would kill the enemy. They were warned t…
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To The Coast, Away From Everything

The thrumming of wheels on tracks threatened to lull him to sleep, but he fought to stay awake. Three planes, two cabs, one s…
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Bobbert, The Medivial Smiley Face: = { ): Part Five, The End

They are told that they must now go off to fight, in a battalion. Simley will play the drum, while Bobbert will…
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[formally] Hopeless.x0.: A Philosophical Exploration of the Pen Name That Made You Smile.

so hopeless huh?
Well, I think of myself as hopelessly lost. But somedays I am found.. but in the end I’m always rather …
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What Goes On in The Dressing Room.. Stays In the Dressing Room

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A Discard In His Wake (pt. 2)

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Bitterness Thy Name Is Fozzie

Watching the TV set in his New York apartment penthouse that his former boss and mentor paid for, the once famous stand up co…
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Don't Call When You're On Painkillers And Booze

When she got back from the emergency animal hospital, she decided the painkillers would work better if washed down with Crown…
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Beaker's Worth of Insanity

