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On The GummiGeist.(The Dead Tell Tales Challenge):

posted 2 months ago

Ok that was like action packed and.. weird.. lol
On The Most Secure Place on the Planet:

posted 2 months ago

He must be MacGuyver..
On The Most Secure Place on the Planet:

posted 2 months ago

Wow thats one fortified place.
On Hi, My Name is.:

posted 2 months ago

I agree with ana
On The Coming of Lenin:

posted 2 months ago

That is one smart zombie.
On Musically Conflicting [The Scavenger Hunt Challenge!]:

posted 2 months ago

Very cool musical refrences, and 1985.. pet madigy??
On Like a Dog Misses Fleas:

posted 2 months ago

Bert is a certafiable lunatic lol.. like Ozzie Osbourne
On I Love My Job? (Great Supporting Characters Challenge):

posted 2 months ago

Sitcomish. Berts a great quirky side kick.
On Jefferson Davis' Gettysburg Address (2) (Twisted History):

posted 2 months ago

So, no diffrence really in USA if the south won, still united in the end, that’s the bueaty of America.
On Pretty Good Year [Scavenger Hunt Challenge]:

posted 2 months ago

Cool, romance, curious to know the rest..
Figured out most of the clues.. is Dolly of China the pet, or you were born in China..
On Stupid Science Symposium (scavenger hunt challenge):

posted 2 months ago

Gah is the nickename..
On Stupid Science Symposium (scavenger hunt challenge):

posted 2 months ago

I figured out all the clues.. apey the pest i hope a monkey perhaps? lol. cool school setting story and flowed very well.
On Official Business in a Treehouse [Scavenger Hunt Challenge]:

posted 2 months ago

hmm lets see you Like Earl and born in,1977 thats all i figured out.
On um...no title... sowwy! (scavenger hunt challenge):

posted 2 months ago

Cool dialouge.
On Front Porch Conversations--Three:

posted 2 months ago

Crazy convos awesome series. keepum comming.
On Front Porch Conversations--Four:

posted 2 months ago

Very funny,i swear my best friend and I had this convo on the last sleep over lol.
On Front Porch Conversations--Five:

posted 2 months ago

Your a master of funny dialogue! die die die… lol.
On Nighttime Ruminations on Love Present & Past [poem(s)]:

posted 2 months ago

Wow the last paragraph the questions so thought provoking.. it’s not a ryhming poem but it has powerful emtions, and I steer clear of poems.. this was way cool though.
On Nobody Gets Hurt (Twisted History Challenge):

posted 2 months ago

Very funny..I was thinking jack the ripper horror and ya sprung the comedy.. haha.
very british story. bobs your uncle nudge nudge wink wink..
On Charles In Trouble:

posted 2 months ago

Dark & mysterious.
On Morning realization (Unexpected Twist Challenge):

posted 2 months ago

Yeah I agree, this is a cool story, and a shocker!
On Wisp of Insecurity(I AM challenge):

posted 2 months ago

That was amzing and should have gotten 1st prize.
On PeterPan My Life:

posted 2 months ago

The PP animated is cool Cpt Hook is my favorite.Hook with Robin Williams as PP.. Lame!
On Loving:

posted 2 months ago

Reads going away not coming back note.
On Gipetto's Marionette (paint a picture challenge):

posted 2 months ago

A real boy!
On Why I Eat Brains:

posted 2 months ago

sick… love the perspective from the zombies POV.
On Zombie Proletariats:

posted 2 months ago

awesome series. an allegory it seems..The specter of communism. love well told zombie stories. this is one of the best.
On Zombie Struggle:

posted 2 months ago

wwo, the imagery… like the quote>“From each according to his ability, to each according to his need,”
On Zombie Workers:

posted 2 months ago

O man, red neck KMarx…
On Zombie Union:

posted 2 months ago

Quiting time and allthe ZKM’s are loose..
On Zombie Manifesto:

posted 2 months ago

I Hate when i get zombie blood on my nice polo shirts. funny dude.. I like that he is amd the ZKM is driving his car.
On Southern California:

posted 2 months ago

I’ve never been that far west. Sounds cool.
On On The Road Again:

posted 2 months ago

The way u write I can see the action as it happens, in the here & now, unusual style of writing, at least none I ‘ve seen before but hey I’m 13 !
On Zombie Revolution:

posted 2 months ago

Good thought running… humorous Zombies are cool
On Griselda:

posted 2 months ago

Creepy name for a creepy kid, told in a dark creepy manner, you can say this ficlet gave me ..yeah the creeps.
On Earth is Not a Happy Place to Live:

posted 2 months ago

Cool sci-fi, Planet destroyed, adjusting to life on Earth. great job Stovo, glad ur back, ur one of my favs.
On The Others-Failed Suicide:

posted 2 months ago

Amazing rescue.
On Frat Party of the gods!:

posted 2 months ago

hahaha awesome figh fight fight… way cool.
On Getting some cake:

posted 2 months ago

oddly strange.. yet a compelling mysterious read..
On Emotional Side Of Thora:

posted 2 months ago

aww she doesnt want to leave the house, he shouldnt take the job.
On Comforting Conversation:

posted 2 months ago

yah id hate to see her leave the house she lovs so much and the cats like it too.
On Valhallan verse:

posted 2 months ago

O those crazy gods…
On How The Persian War Was Really Started:

posted 2 months ago

I never knew how it started. Now what of that Trojan horse?
On Visiting Lincolin :

posted 2 months ago

I like that the sandwich made it to her stomach. I like the souvenir stores.
On Unwanted Stares In Stores: Monkey In Pink:

posted 2 months ago

OMg I laughed harder at this than the Monkey Love b4 it. I can picture the monkey in pink and the look on her ‘husbands’ face. haha. No one is funnier than U KG.. or Skeet.. cool new name.
On Monkey Love:

posted 2 months ago

I love stories about Monkeys especially funny ones like this.
On Magical Story Of Three (THX's Number Challenge):

posted 2 months ago

cool. I got 3 friends. 1 best friend. we fight a lot .
On Something blue:

posted 2 months ago

descriptive, cool imagery
On Starting Over :

posted 2 months ago

Deeply depressing,that she feels no one would care.
On When Monkeys Rule the World(Kitty-pom-pom's Randomness Challenge):

posted 2 months ago

Ok this was reeeeealy funny.
On Make Me Laugh Results: The Finals: The Winner IS!!!!!!:

posted 2 months ago

Yeah I laughed hardest at the l
Lame Clown great choice. Talent must run inn the family. Dark and kemitgorf!
On The Departure:

posted 3 months ago

Romantic, cool they are togther again.
On The Departure:

posted 3 months ago

Romantic, cool they are togther again.
On The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 3: Staff Species:

posted 3 months ago

If your teachers/principal log onto ficlets you’re geting 10 demerits buddy lol. very funny.
On The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 2: Social Classes:

posted 3 months ago

I’m in the 1% sweet.
On The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 1: Introduction:

posted 3 months ago

I dont fit those categoreis.
On The Painting(Paint a Picture Challenge):

posted 3 months ago

You captured the essence of painting a picture visualy so well, I could picture the colors too, like M.Paul Regret said.
On A New Member of the Gang:

posted 3 months ago

New character is awesome, should be played in the film version by Samuel L jackson!
On Recognition:

posted 3 months ago

Like the ease oft ethe diner scene and jared’s antgonistic way.
On Lame Clown (Make Me Laugh Challenge):

posted 3 months ago

Ok, I LOL, reaally I did. “wanna make it to six?” hysterical.
On Stella Star and the Flying Monkeys with Chinese Assault Rifles:

posted 3 months ago

Flying monkey’s lol.
On Stella Star and the Great Ape Escape:

posted 3 months ago

The funniest so far in the series, Iike the entire series, but this made me lol, the gun bit the the buffy satire.
On Partners In Crime:

posted 3 months ago

These 2 spell trouble.
On (Hear Ye Hear Ye Challenge) Alien Invasion:

posted 3 months ago

I like the character of the Prof, as the main character, a sequel would be cool. I can picture the saucer on the WH lawn.
On (Brebelles Challenge)The Alien Arrival (Silly Story):

posted 3 months ago

Too funny.. the cows and monkey.. i shudder to think of the experiemnts going on in that space ship!
On The Ultimate Showdown, Live, in your Living Room,Coming this Fall,Don't be the Only One on your Block to Miss it!:

posted 3 months ago

The youtube US rocked and so does ur story.
On NEJA: The mascot:

posted 4 months ago

and now a talking gerbil!!!!!!!!!!
On NEJA: The mascot:

posted 4 months ago

Peeps as Villians!! LoL
On NEJA: The Weapons:

posted 4 months ago

Peeps! as Villians!! omg LOL.
On The Little Fag The Couldn't:

posted 4 months ago

it’s not harsh you both write homophobic stories.
On The Little Fag The Couldn't:

posted 4 months ago

more trash from Kyle
On Make It Better:

posted 4 months ago

apt title.
On Make It Better:

posted 4 months ago

She was no gay idiot> insulting and homophobic remark.
On Do I or do I Not? (200th Ficlet Challenge):

posted 4 months ago

I think it is a good story.( Your just to stupid)- should be > You’re just too stupid. Not you the line.. you’re not stupid.. you’re smart.
On Music Challenge Winners (results) :

posted 4 months ago

Waaaaaaay cool I came in third sweeeeeeeet. Thanx Kerm I liked urs best, even if Celestic didn’t.
On Mt. Pokee:

posted 4 months ago

good they deleted most of the trash you write.
On Not the Worlds Greatest Writer { A Conversation with myself}:

posted 4 months ago

kermit man ur the best.. convo is hysterical. you should be #1
On Second and Third Thoughts:

posted 4 months ago

cool series.. Jolinda is tooo much..
On The Skull:

posted 4 months ago

whoa scary rolling skull.. creeped me out.
On Another Random Portrait of My Current Activities:

posted 4 months ago

Descriptive of the creative process.
On Go, go Mango!:

posted 4 months ago

wtg they r all getting away.
On Do Dogs Like Raspberries?:

posted 4 months ago

nah dogs hate raspberries ur safe Rosie. lol
On Plum Pudding?:

posted 4 months ago

all that fruit rolling around the image is hysterical.
On A peach with a death wish?:

posted 4 months ago

smile peach like lol. great job MBTM
On A Rolling Cantaloupe:

posted 4 months ago

awesome hysterical, dabomb
On Gladys Grape:

posted 4 months ago

mm grapes are yummy. funny ficlet.
On Totally Taylor the Strawberry!:

posted 4 months ago

totally love the strawberry dude.
On But what of Talking Cherries?:

posted 4 months ago

really cool all the escaping fruits.
On A Banana Has it's Say:

posted 4 months ago

this series is so funny
On Tales Waiting to be Told {uselessness's Living Description's challenge}:

posted 4 months ago

really great .. how books feel, getting picked. very orginal.
Th bozo’s that sequeled this prolly never even picked a book up t read.
On Prescription For A Pope:

posted 4 months ago

I think they killed him.
On Prescription For A Pope:

posted 4 months ago

I think they killed him.
On Greed of a Queen:

posted 4 months ago

She just gets whatever she wants, typical queen. awesome ficlet kerm.. you’re my fav author man.
On Tales Waiting To Be Told Part Two:

posted 4 months ago

Ur sick dude, you need serious help. this story is the most perverted twisted sicko thing i ever read.
On Tales Waiting To Be Told Part Two:

posted 4 months ago

being a jehovah i am insulted at your story.
plus it stinks. like everything else you and ur buddy STP write.
On The Mischievous Marquee (Living Descriptions Challenge):

posted 4 months ago

dont listen to those 2 they wouldnt know quality writting if it bite them in their racist behinds.
On part Two Two Two:

posted 4 months ago

i sure hope u bore of this site soon
On WHAT'S THAT SMELL LIKE!?:

posted 4 months ago

Total absolute racist trash.
On Mom's Homeade Stew:

posted 4 months ago

i see u changed the title from jew to stew, got in trouble for being anit semetic i hope.
On WHAT'S THAT SMELL LIKE!?:

posted 4 months ago

Total complete racist trash
On Titles( Non-Fiction)- { More of a Rant than a Story}:

posted 4 months ago

I agree with Kerm. I seen some bad stuff lately from studentteachers pet and kylelikes ska. total trash.
On Robot 20394895049 (read if u dare):

posted 5 months ago

lotsof screaming,idk wtf is going on.
On It's a Goldfish's Life for Goldie:

posted 5 months ago

thnx 4 the fish’es name MBTM
On It's A Cat's Life for Fluffy:

posted 5 months ago

hmm Capital, gives me an idea…
This was cute. Bored ungrateful cat.
On HALO 3 :

posted 5 months ago

the hero is confident. nice action.
On DA BEST BATTLE EVER OF THE KNIGHTS OF THE SQUARE TABLE:

posted 5 months ago

This really made me laugh, the names was funny and the action and the line… and died.. rocks.
On SOMETHING SCARY (SCARY REALLY)........... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK:

posted 5 months ago

scary, you did a great job dude.
On STICK WORLD:

posted 5 months ago

ha Stick n special Ed. classic ... funny stuff.
On Cyclops?:

posted 5 months ago

funny , gross picture , you writel cool stories.
On ATTACK!!!!!:

posted 5 months ago

scary shark story.
On SWORD THE RIGHT WAY:

posted 5 months ago

I Like the cool thing you did with dark in the middle and the story was really good.. dream .
On Whiskers:

posted 5 months ago

Thats cat is sure sarcastic.. funny dude.
On P.S. I LOve You:

posted 5 months ago

Coolest ever!
On Moving to NYC :

posted 5 months ago

happyly ever after ..
On Back To Reality:

posted 5 months ago

workaholic
On Something's Not Right:

posted 5 months ago

She gonna die!!!!!!!!
On Adam Finds out:

posted 5 months ago

a driver.. working for trump how cool is that!
On "I'm Not an Alcoholic":

posted 5 months ago

shes an alchie.. your like the best writer on ficlets Kermitgorf. evil Wizard lol.
On What's In A Name...:

posted 5 months ago

Geek. haha.
On Heartache :

posted 5 months ago

really good, descriptive. like the arts about in the car.
On Now, when Was the Last Time You've Had a Good 'Ol Stovohobo Challenge?:

posted 5 months ago

i though you was super human 400+ ficlets dude.. where do ya find the time??
On "Dude, You Almost Killed Me":

posted 5 months ago

omg i touched a gun once.. Now I Never will again i swear.. scared me even tho this was funny.. kinda.. well the dialog is.
On My Little Cubicle:

posted 5 months ago

I can feel the boredom
On Just Another Manic Monday:

posted 5 months ago

Groundhog day haha.. rat maze, funny stuff kerm you’re on eof my fav. no you are my fav. you rock! hate that song too.
On "Do I Know You?":

posted 5 months ago

this is awesome goood.
On E. Bunny & H.Dumpty Detective Agency{HobobeardBob's Inhuman Detective Challenge}:

posted 6 months ago

Wildly entertaining Dude. E Bunny haha.
On Kid Naze The Super hero:

posted 7 months ago

awesome names.
On A Farewell:

posted 7 months ago

profound suicide note. so sad when people really feel that they’re better off dead.

Ive almost written real life note like this eerie.
On The Count Helps Out.:

posted 7 months ago

I Luv IT
On Trapped in a Rowboat (Stovohobo's Inspirer):

posted 7 months ago

sounds like he was drunk to me.
On Creatures:

posted 7 months ago

the creatures giggled.. so did I reading it. LoA
On 5 Things I Have Never Told Anyone:

posted 7 months ago

I believe 3 ,4 and 5
On 5 More Awkward Things To Do or Say Right Before The Lights Go Out:

posted 7 months ago

haha, im sleeping with the lights on tonight!
On Have A Double!:

posted 7 months ago

Poor cow. Good thing they didn’t go a huntin with Dick Cheney
On Life With Liam:

posted 7 months ago

wow that kids sounds wild? he’s not based on someone you know is he? lol.
On Journal 1:

posted 7 months ago

I am 12 and well the last part of your ficlet. slightly eesny teensy.. thats me.
On Poem into the Dark:

posted 7 months ago

sad, sounds like my life, alone.
On Looking for a Heart of Gold:

posted 7 months ago

I feel that way too. Lonely Boy In Philly.
On Rescue or Capture?:

posted 7 months ago

So he wasnt kidnapped more like rescued.
On The goalie and the striker. (kermitgorfs sport challenge):

posted 7 months ago

awesome.
On Twain and Poe Have Words with the Inventor:

posted 7 months ago

leauge of extraordinary gentlemen?
On Three Fifteen, Dwayne Gets A Call That Would Get Him In Trouble With His Probation Officer:

posted 7 months ago

Animals always blowin up.
On The Low-Carb Kid vs. the Pasta Twins:

posted 7 months ago

A fork LOL.
On harry potters larger meaning (insightful challenge):

posted 7 months ago

LU V the Harry potter books and movies!
Hagrid, all the great characters, quiddich, all the challenges they overcome.
On fun day :

posted 7 months ago

fun day title entrigued me.
On Life Philosophy:

posted 7 months ago

Laughing while I eat ice cream!
On Dream Come True :

posted 7 months ago

Sure glad i’ve never been beaten, or my mom. i got a great Dad. This guy sound like a terror on wheels as my grandmom says.
On A Frog With Teeth:

posted 7 months ago

funny wickedly funny
On The Chicken Dance:

posted 7 months ago

dead pultry society haha
On The Lost Of Two:

posted 7 months ago

dang, great writing
On Something Fowl:

posted 7 months ago

funny stuff.
On Ready..Aim...Fire: Hunting for Not So Funny Bear:

posted 7 months ago

look out the vp is on the loose wit a gun…. an so’s an assassin chicken… poor dumb bear.
On OTOC: A Philosophical Exploration of the Pen Name That Is Like, So Totally Mine, So Yeah That's Right, Walk Away..:

posted 7 months ago

different-tility- cool word.
On llamaluvsmenotu: A Philosophical Exploration of the Pen Name That is Random and Sucky.:

posted 7 months ago

you slapped a llama?? you brute, you Llama slapper.
On Maximizing Your Personal Growth Potential Through Unconventional Means:

posted 7 months ago

coool an old chick robbin a bank.. mrs. doubtfire gone wild
On The Family Monster (My 50th Ficlet):

posted 7 months ago

aaaaaaaaaaah wiener dogs! the centipede of dog world
On Bad News :

posted 7 months ago

Thor hehe sounds like a greek god of thunder. ya should use contractions like the way people talk. I’m, instead of I am and spell thier – their. poor guy lost his job, he’s a hot head, dump him Thor!
On A Comprehensive Guide to Leaving Your Troubles Behind:

posted 7 months ago

Cool I can’t wait to drive. and #1 hair IS imortant!
On Going on a Bear Hunt:

posted 7 months ago

What a bitter chicken lol. Cant wait for the carnage.
On *_!FICLETS!_* >/THE MUSICAL\:

posted 7 months ago

Dr Suessian.
On Gonzo the Miracle Worker: It's Not Easy Being Dead!:

posted 7 months ago

Haha very funny, I luv the Muppet Mayhem! You’re the BEST Kermitfgorf!!
On What Goes On in The Dressing Room.. Stays In the Dressing Room:

posted 7 months ago

Wickedly funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Out Of the Shadows & Fog {Vampire Challenge}:

posted 8 months ago

that’s a really kewl Vampire story. last line was awesome.
On Ted And Alex pt 2:

posted 8 months ago

Ted seems shy. I can relate. girls don’t like me. :(
On Alex And Ted Go To The Mall :

posted 8 months ago

I like how ya captured how they talk. Needs more action. I liked it.

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On The GummiGeist.(The Dead Tell Tales Challenge):

On The Most Secure Place on the Planet:

On The Most Secure Place on the Planet:

On Hi, My Name is.:

On The Coming of Lenin:

On Musically Conflicting [The Scavenger Hunt Challenge!]:

On Like a Dog Misses Fleas:

On I Love My Job? (Great Supporting Characters Challenge):

On Jefferson Davis' Gettysburg Address (2) (Twisted History):

On Pretty Good Year [Scavenger Hunt Challenge]:

On Stupid Science Symposium (scavenger hunt challenge):

On Stupid Science Symposium (scavenger hunt challenge):

On Official Business in a Treehouse [Scavenger Hunt Challenge]:

On um...no title... sowwy! (scavenger hunt challenge):

On Front Porch Conversations--Three:

On Front Porch Conversations--Four:

On Front Porch Conversations--Five:

On Nighttime Ruminations on Love Present & Past [poem(s)]:

On Nobody Gets Hurt (Twisted History Challenge):

On Charles In Trouble:

On Morning realization (Unexpected Twist Challenge):

On Wisp of Insecurity(I AM challenge):

On PeterPan My Life:

On Loving:

On Gipetto's Marionette (paint a picture challenge):

On Why I Eat Brains:

On Zombie Proletariats:

On Zombie Struggle:

On Zombie Workers:

On Zombie Union:

On Zombie Manifesto:

On Southern California:

On On The Road Again:

On Zombie Revolution:

On Griselda:

On Earth is Not a Happy Place to Live:

On The Others-Failed Suicide:

On Frat Party of the gods!:

On Getting some cake:

On Emotional Side Of Thora:

On Comforting Conversation:

On Valhallan verse:

On How The Persian War Was Really Started:

On Visiting Lincolin :

On Unwanted Stares In Stores: Monkey In Pink:

On Monkey Love:

On Magical Story Of Three (THX's Number Challenge):

On Something blue:

On Starting Over :

On When Monkeys Rule the World(Kitty-pom-pom's Randomness Challenge):

On Make Me Laugh Results: The Finals: The Winner IS!!!!!!:

On The Departure:

On The Departure:

On The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 3: Staff Species:

On The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 2: Social Classes:

On The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 1: Introduction:

On The Painting(Paint a Picture Challenge):

On A New Member of the Gang:

On Recognition:

On Lame Clown (Make Me Laugh Challenge):

On Stella Star and the Flying Monkeys with Chinese Assault Rifles:

On Stella Star and the Great Ape Escape:

On Partners In Crime:

On (Hear Ye Hear Ye Challenge) Alien Invasion:

On (Brebelles Challenge)The Alien Arrival (Silly Story):

On The Ultimate Showdown, Live, in your Living Room,Coming this Fall,Don't be the Only One on your Block to Miss it!:

On NEJA: The mascot:

On NEJA: The mascot:

On NEJA: The Weapons:

On The Little Fag The Couldn't:

On The Little Fag The Couldn't:

On Make It Better:

On Make It Better:

On Do I or do I Not? (200th Ficlet Challenge):

On Music Challenge Winners (results) :

On Mt. Pokee:

On Not the Worlds Greatest Writer { A Conversation with myself}:

On Second and Third Thoughts: