“So that’s it!”
“Feel anything?”
“S’what susie said when you took her virginity”?
“Shut up I am serious.”
“No”
“Not at all.”
...
A prequel to The GummiGeist.(The Dead Tell Tales Challenge)
carrefour des morts by Nicolas
“So that’s it!”
“Feel anything?”
“S’what susie said when you took her virginity”?
“Shut up I am serious.”
“No”
“Not at all.”
...
A prequel to The GummiGeist.(The Dead Tell Tales Challenge)
“Well, hurry up. It’s almost dark.”
“I will. See you in a bit. Love you, Bye.”
“Love you, too. Bye.”
Renee pressed the off…
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There was thirty of us on the first …
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This very ficlet marks my 600th. But I’m proudest of my amount of comments – I recently got to 1400. Thanks to the supremely …
A sequel to The Scavenger Hunt Challenge!
Hercules entered the frat party, the deities still clutching him around the waist and giggling. Hercules went for drinks, lea…
A sequel to Frat Party of the gods!
Thor boomed with laughter as Loki continued the tale:
Hermes arrived with a message shortly before Mercury. It was a copy of…
A sequel to Valhallan verse
Hercules entered the frat party, the deities still clutching him around the waist and giggling. Hercules went for drinks, lea…
A prequel to Frat Party of the gods!
“Order in the court, order in the court!” yelled the judge. He surveyed the room before pointing to the roman emperor. “How d…
A sequel to The Great Roman Gods Copyright Infringement
Thor boomed with laughter as Loki continued the tale:
Hermes arrived with a message shortly before Mercury. It was a copy of…
A prequel to Valhallan verse
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A prequel to Valhallan verse (duplicate)
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A prequel to Valhallan verse (duplicate)
I forgot to do a challenge at 200 stories and I’m well past it now, but still. CHALLENGE TIME!
Okay, so in my art class, we …
A sequel to 200something CHALLENGE!
Oh dear, this seems to be quite a chaotic day here in the kitchen! The lady is cooking up all sorts of things, and fruits are…
A sequel to Let My Fruity Friends Go!
EGAD!
Oh dear, oh dear!
My poor friend, Penelope, made into juice!
Who could do such a thing?
Well, I must avenge her …
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Oh, how rude of me. I am Martha Mango. Soon to…
A sequel to Go, go Mango!
Poor arnie got biten. OUCH that must have hurt! I hope it doesn’t hurt too much.
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A prequel to Barny the Banana
Oh dear, this seems to be quite a chaotic day here in the kitchen! The lady is cooking up all sorts of things, and fruits are…
A prequel to Let My Fruity Friends Go!
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A sequel to Music Challenge (New Challenge)
Un-freaking-believable! Goddess, these mammals! And the fish is no bloody better!
They have no clue – no clue at all – wha…
A sequel to It's A Plant's Life For...
My owners leave me for days at a time and I see no one. They leave my bowl of cat kibbles on the counter, and a bowl of water…
A sequel to It's A Cat's Life for Fluffy
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A prequel to It's a Human's Life for Bob
I couldn’t breathe.
An invisible sensation was rippling through me, giving me the urge to look up at the sky and scream.
I …
A sequel to Ultraviolet - One.<3 [JonasBrothers]
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A sequel to Showtime, Now or Never, The Great Bank Robbery
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The Disney Opera would star Roseanne. Art in it’s rawest form. If Zac Efron would work for scale, he would play her grandson.
A sequel to A Long Stream of Continuation (7)
“Steven here”, Spielberg said. “Zac, you really fucking suck.”
A prequel to A Long Stream of Continuation (9)
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A sequel to Journal 1
Challenge: What kind of super hero would this cartoon figure make?
The challenge is to write an adventrue around this photo,...
A sequel to Superhero Challenge
*My 160th ficlet. Time for a challenge!
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A sequel to Pens Poses a CHALLENGE!
Untitled by Anonymous
outhouse by Shawn Ford
That lady made some wierd noises by Anonymous
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While researching banks, the high of buying the second gun wore off. I realized I had no idea how to commit a robbery. I was …
A sequel to Second Thoughts Give Way to Mayhem
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A prequel to The Not So Great Bank Robbery
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A sequel to Algai 'D' Aman: A Philosophical Exploration of the Pen Name That I have learned to live with
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“Outta my way, comin through, co…
A sequel to Gonzo the Miracle Worker: It's Not Easy Being Dead!
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2. I wish that everything in my life could just be “no…
A sequel to A New & Improved 5 things I've Never Told Anyone, with a few touch-ups
Now Playing: "Christmas Songs" by Anonymous
Emil was laughing when his mother put on the CD of “Oh I want a ‘Hippopotamus for Christmas’, he thought of that Unicorn song…
A prequel to Last Day, Christmas is Over, Enough with the Carols Already!
IMG_1053 by Jamin Gray