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  • How Not To Be in an Airlock

    “I still don’t know why you need me in the air lock.”

    “It’s like I told you. Something spilled, and we need you to clean it …

  • The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned Inspired by a photo

    “I can haz bottlez, mommee?”

    “What, sweetie?”

    “I can haz bottlez?”

    “Who taught you to say that?”

    “Kitteh!”

    “Dammit… Os…

  • Time is an illusion

    “Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so”. Those words rattled around Roger’s head and he didn’t know why. What he did know …