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How Not To Be in an Airlock
“I still don’t know why you need me in the air lock.”
“It’s like I told you. Something spilled, and we need you to clean it …
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The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

“I can haz bottlez, mommee?”
“What, sweetie?”
“I can haz bottlez?”
“Who taught you to say that?”
“Kitteh!”
“Dammit… Os…
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Time is an illusion
“Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so”. Those words rattled around Roger’s head and he didn’t know why. What he did know …