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I have wings, but my flight ability is limited due to underdeveloped pectorals (I have to get back to the gym soon, my feet are killing me!). I can do science with one hand tied behind my back. I have a Nobel prize for breakfast. I can divide by zero (it gives me slight headache though, so I don’t do it anymore at parties) I use my powers only for good. I can fill a box with irrelevant text in nine seconds flat.