I don’t think this actually qualifies as mature, but I know there’s probably someone out there who would consider my brief bit of language enough, so there we are.
Also, I swear this doesn’t reflect how hard a time I’ve been having writing anything when I log onto ficlets.
I’m not sure a therapist would be this blunt right off the bat. But nonetheless, this is a great piece of writing and building up. I hope you continue, though it also works well as a one-shot.
You know what these remind me of? Once, in high school, I had to write a boast based off of ones in old literature, like Beowulf. These are like modernized versions of those. That makes them slightly more interesting, even if that’s not the intention at all.
This is very pretty and bittersweet. The repetition is well done, which isn’t always the case with repetition, so my compliments on that. It captures high-school type crush/obsessions very well- far more serious than anything older ever thinks they are.
This was completely not what I expected when I saw the title. And then I read that first sentence and went, ”...what…?” for a few seconds. But in a delighted way.
I am a member of the League of Awesomeness, and quite proud to carry the mantle of awesome. So on and henceforth, I shall be titled Lady Lady, Licensed Distributor of Awesome. (But really, just call me Lady, it’s easier.) For more information on the League, visit THX 0477’s profile.
The Lady is the girl in the leopard print coat.
You know the one. In movies and comic books and cartoons and such. If there’s a girl and she’s wearing a leopard print coat, you pay attention to her, because she’ll be important later. She doesn’t always mean something good, and she doesn’t always mean something bad, but she always means something.
There’s a strong possibility you will see her on Broadway someday, though it’s just as strong a possibility you’ll meet her working at an interesting little bar. If you do, order a Sweaty Irishman.
The Lady enjoys thunderstorms, autumn, yellow roses, the colors gray and pink, music, theatre, and chocolate strawberries. She’s a terrible strategist, and honestly doesn’t know how to hold a real grudge. She looks best as a redhead, though she’s been told cupcake pink suits her best. Her weapon of choice is a sketchbook or a large 2×4.
Mostly, the Lady likes to write about relationships. Not mushy, kissy relationships. Just the connections between people, love and hate and friendship and everything in between.
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On To the tune of "Her Majesty" by Paul McCartney, from The Beatles' album "Abbey Road":
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On [YodaOnCrack's Rap Challenge] An Unexceptional Nom de Plume:
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On The Adventures of Uglybaby: Table Talk:
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On Breakfast nirvana. Breakfast challenge by Nouvelle Bardot:
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On The Cold:
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