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Simon the Not-So-Intelligent Designer

The tiny planet spun and spun in front of Simon for quite a few minutes before he realized something.
“Frak,” he muttered, ”...
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Reaching Melanie

I look down at the pen in my hand, the poem in front of me. It’s not what I meant to write. I was supposed to be doing an Eng…
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Breakfast nirvana. Breakfast challenge by Nouvelle Bardot

She walks across the room with a cafeteria tray of food, she’s unsure of her path, she doesn’t come here often but she’s sure…
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Warlord (King of Mars) lyrics

(Chorus)
King
Of
Mars
Rockin’ this shit harder
Then my name was John Carter (WHAT?)
King
Of
Mars
Gets the planets poppin’
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Am I Going Nuts?
He awoke to discover that he was now a packet of dry roasted peanuts. And, understandably, he didn’t react well to this disco…
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[YodaOnCrack's Rap Challenge] An Unexceptional Nom de Plume

B to the E to the N to the P To the Addon,
Babblin’ and incoherent like John Madden,
Didn’t pick myself a clever nom de plume… -
I've Come This Far
I’m the sentimental type. I look back and I think and I sigh with regret or peace or sorrow. I look at my life like a play, a…
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Tales of Nyk and the Gestalt
“Alright, but this is the last one, me throat’s gettin’ dry…
By now you know the legends of Nyk and his slightly enchant…