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Simon the Not-So-Intelligent Designer

by Fyora Cartagan 10 months ago

The tiny planet spun and spun in front of Simon for quite a few minutes before he realized something.

“Frak,” he muttered, ”...
Reaching Melanie

by someday_93 10 months ago

I look down at the pen in my hand, the poem in front of me. It’s not what I meant to write. I was supposed to be doing an Eng…
Breakfast nirvana. Breakfast challenge by Nouvelle Bardot

by Reverent Mink 10 months ago

She walks across the room with a cafeteria tray of food, she’s unsure of her path, she doesn’t come here often but she’s sure…
Warlord (King of Mars) lyrics

by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars 10 months ago

(Chorus)
King
Of
Mars
Rockin’ this shit harder
Then my name was John Carter (WHAT?)
King
Of
Mars
Gets the planets poppin’
L…
Am I Going Nuts?

by Ben Paddon 10 months ago

He awoke to discover that he was now a packet of dry roasted peanuts. And, understandably, he didn’t react well to this disco…
[YodaOnCrack's Rap Challenge] An Unexceptional Nom de Plume

by Ben Paddon 10 months ago

B to the E to the N to the P To the Addon,
Babblin’ and incoherent like John Madden,
Didn’t pick myself a clever nom de plume…
I've Come This Far

by emma jo_234 10 months ago

I’m the sentimental type. I look back and I think and I sigh with regret or peace or sorrow. I look at my life like a play, a…
Tales of Nyk and the Gestalt

by The Green Knight 10 months ago

“Alright, but this is the last one, me throat’s gettin’ dry…

By now you know the legends of Nyk and his slightly enchant…

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The Lady

Albuquerque, in the "Land of Enchantment"

I am a member of the League of Awesomeness, and quite proud to carry the mantle of awesome. So on and henceforth, I shall be titled Lady Lady, Licensed Distributor of Awesome. (But really, just call me Lady, it’s easier.) For more information on the League, visit THX 0477’s profile.

The Lady is the girl in the leopard print coat.

You know the one. In movies and comic books and cartoons and such. If there’s a girl and she’s wearing a leopard print coat, you pay attention to her, because she’ll be important later. She doesn’t always mean something good, and she doesn’t always mean something bad, but she always means something.

There’s a strong possibility you will see her on Broadway someday, though it’s just as strong a possibility you’ll meet her working at an interesting little bar. If you do, order a Sweaty Irishman.

The Lady enjoys thunderstorms, autumn, yellow roses, the colors gray and pink, music, theatre, and chocolate strawberries. She’s a terrible strategist, and honestly doesn’t know how to hold a real grudge. She looks best as a redhead, though she’s been told cupcake pink suits her best. Her weapon of choice is a sketchbook or a large 2×4.

Mostly, the Lady likes to write about relationships. Not mushy, kissy relationships. Just the connections between people, love and hate and friendship and everything in between.

Favorite author: Neil Gaiman
Favorite book: The Haunting of Alaizabel Cray, by Chris Wooding

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