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The End

The end of the world was nigh and we all knew it. It wasn’t something we didn’t see coming. They foretold it for years – we’d…
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Pop Culture Challenge: I Can Has Emmy in Box?

It was Christmas time and everything was perfect. Jenna was curled up in her husband’s La-Z-Boy recliner. He had insisted she…
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Zombie Ant

They were in the rainforest before they were in Jude, before he went there for the college. Now they were inside his head, th…
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You Know It's a Good Party When...

Eyes wide, Malcolm sat on the couch staring at nothing, saying nothing. All around him lay the detritous of yet another fabul…
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Leeroy Jenkins vs. The Death Star

“The battle station is heavily shielded and carries a firepower greater than half the star fleet. It’s defenses are designed …
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We Are Here Together [English]

Maybe the world is round.
Or maybe I am what is round
Have I already said that to you?
Am I correct?
I dont know, no.
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New Study: The Effects of Imminent Death on the Female Adolescent Mind

I never really saw how beautiful the oaks in our neighborhood were. Not until I was trapped in this car driving off to my doo…
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Theme Song of the Stupid

“1,2,3,4,
But I can’t count any more.
5,6,9,10,
See, I can’t count up till then…
Oh, you know that I’m smart
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Oh, For the Beauty of The Flowers

From where I lay, though perhaps where I was laid would be more accurate, I could look up and see a flower. Maybe it was a na…
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A Song of Understanding
It’s one of those corny, sappy poetic moments/You have never felt so wrapped in your own existence/So contained in your own…
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Those Red High-Heels
I’m not a high-heeled kind of girl.
Usually I prefer the ever-versatile tennis shoes, canvas so worn in places that it’s an …
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Waves of Dreaming
Wake me up from waves of dreaming
Where I’m stuck inside your mind
Drifting off in clouds of consciousness
Afraid that I’ll b… -
What's That You Say? Althaiophobia? That Sounds Absurd!

I’m afraid, so far, I have been very unlucky in love.
It’s not that I’m not pretty or that I don’t have a good personality – ... -
Butterflies
So graceful when they move
and colorful to protect
But even when you wish and try
You’ll never really fly
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"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"

“HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! Head…
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This Fall, Only On FOX!

This Fall, only on FOX, it’s…
SHOTGUN WEDDING
Eight dashing bachelors!
One moderately attractive seventeen year-old!
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Fairy Tales Can Come True

Erma Loveless had expected her new employer to be like the fabled Mr. Rochester from the Bronte book Jane Eyre.
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Where On Earth Did the Name Stovohobo Come From?
It’s a burning question I’ve been asked many times. People seem to be attached to this particular query, hurling it in forcef…
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Your Mother/Father, Self/Brother Sort of Day

Erma followed the Baron along richly tapestried halls filled with all manner of precious things. But none could hold her atte…
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Is Insanity a Job Requisite?

“I’m sorry, did you say that you’re pretending to be your now deceased brother?” Erma asked as she skipped to catch up.
Err…
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A Ridiculously Unplausible Love Story, or Why does His Shirt Keep Coming Off?
A Ridiculously Unplausible Love Story
Once upon a time, there was a wonderful, beautiful, kind, loving-oh whatever, she was …
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Something Is Missing
Something is missing from the human condition. Look around you. See how the people scurry to and fro. Can you sense their urg…
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Those Of Us Who Think People Care To Know Where Our Pen Names Came From... A Mischievous Plot Begun By That Squirt, Stovohobo... A Story of Yeah Write And How She Came To Be Yeah Write... A Ficlet of Epic Proportions

Before her discovery of weemees from the magical land of weeworld (©, ®, ™, etc.) sponsored by aim (also ©, ®, ™, etc.), the …
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We are the Right Now

In the stillness of a summer night, I can’t tell if I’m awake or dreaming.
Everything around me is coated in a fine layer of…
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To The Radical Pro-Lifers
Dear Radical Pro-Lifers,
Why do you have to do this? Why must you show me all these pictures of aborted fetuses, telling me,...
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Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy

*Dear Gossip Girl: My husband won’t let me perform my nightly ritual of watching ET with a gallon of rocky road ice cream by …
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Relative Condition {1}
“You’re awake!” exclaimed the eager young man.He approached and began to question me. He asked me my name, a question to whic…
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Questions. {AGH}
What do you do when the person who meant so much to you for so long starts to drift away? When, after being all you cared abo…
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Aulophobia

Macy was nervous to see her first band performance. It wasn’t that big; it was only a local band. But didn’t know why. She di…
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This X is Impossible
go
read my palm
please, conjure up the ultimate solution
to this delicate conundrum“you’re a study in contradictions,”
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Nocturnal Creatures
Robin leapt from building to building. The distress call had come from a location deep in Crime Alley. He had no idea what to…
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Angels and Devils: Bickering Figments of One's Imagination
“Let’s write a ficlet!”
“No we’re too tired. We should go to sleep.”
“What? Are you kidding? The night is still young! Let’s … -
A Ridiculously Unplausible Love Story, or Why Does His Shirt Keep Coming Off? Part Five

Guy, who’s shirt had just come off again, fought his way througt the chaos-filled cabin to the pilot door. “Yep,”he said grim…
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Ascension
Looking back now, it seems like a dream – hardly tangible, somewhat blurry, and more than slightly askew on the shelf of my m…
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My Life
This is my first ficlet, so please bear with me here. Sometimes I struggle to get my words out on paper, but I guess that ju…
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Just Take a Picture
Sometimes when I’m walking down the street, or riding in my car, I wish I had my camera. I can already see the picture in my…
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Red Leaves

When I wake, I move out from under the red tree. I’m going to walk home, walk away from this place, when something stops me.
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The Red Tree Bleeds Tears

I wake with the delicate ache of everything I have seen and heard and felt gripping tightly on my heart. I am sitting on a ge…
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Felicia

Felicia can only remember her past in fragments, brilliant shards of memory that splinter off in her mind and form patterns t…
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Such A Long Time Ago

The picture has been mounted on my wall for ten years. She would have been fourteen, I think, letting tears fall. Looking a…
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The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 5

Montelban froze when he saw the dragon sleeping on the hill. He attempted to sneak around the dragon, but it opened its eyes …
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The ghost I'm running from
No one understands
So I wont say a word
And I will pretend
And I wont sleep
I wont breatheI have such big plans
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Face-to-Face

Becky walked in a blind stupor.She kept going over everything that had happened in the last few days:home invaded by chickens…
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Face-to-Face 2

Anne’s sadness turned into annoyance.
“I am your mothe-”
“Oh really? Since when? Were you there when I discovered that a ho…
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A Ridiculously Unplausible Love Story, or Why Does His Shirt Keep Coming Off? Part Eight

Girl and Guy stood somewhere in Montana, surrounded by trees and snow and trees…and snow…and…um…and trees, and snow…..
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The trains come closer every night
Every night I hear the trains going by. They used to be a mile away when I was younger, give or take a block: it depends how …
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Tattered Souls
Everyone, including me, passed by him every day. He would sit there on his grimy blanket, noncommittally stirring the few coi…
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I Miss Yellow

I wake, as usual, to the sound of machinery. The whole place shudders and whines with the generator’s efforts, from the algae…
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Stone
I feel like a stone,
I sink.
Nothing breaks me,
I break other things.
I hurt people,
When I don’t mean too.
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Guys Like Joe{OTOC's Challenge}

O my god, here he comes, I should never have agreed to be his girlfriend. what was I thinking???
I know what I was thinkin…
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His Question {OTOC's Challenge}

I looked up at him. Oh my god, I thought. The look on his face, the fright, all seemed to mirror if not what was on my face…
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Burrito Cat!

He used to think the Burrito Cat stories his grandfather told were to frighten kids during the Festival of the Dead but there…
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Little Red Pills

Spilled out in front of me they taunt me. They asked if I am going to have the courage to do it. A glass of water, an empty h…
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Cutting

I watch the blood. I watch the crimson fall from my arm. It no longer hurts when I do this. It feels good, it is relief. The …
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How Could I?

This is so beautiful! I thought.
No. It is not. Things cannot be beautiful. A voice hissed.
Why not? I asked confused…
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Is Death an Inevitability?
Welcome to my first story..the one that began with the death of my pet,Charlie. Charlie,or Char,as we called him,was a good p…
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Stories Change...
As I sit before my computer, hands slouched across the keys that beg me to type, I wonder…what will I write about? My frame…
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Monday's Mail

I received a large package in the mail. It was a white brick with big black letters on it.
FIRE ME.
I was perplexed. I wasn…
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Company of the Dead

Roland looked at the crows that had brought about this powerful state of being. He could see their skeletons, their still-bea…
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Reminds Me Of You
‘I’m looking out the window….wishing for you to be here with me.’
‘I’m laying on the cold ground looking up at the clear s…
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These are what make a heart
If I could fly
If I could soar against the star embedded sky
I’d know all the answers that have been missing in my life
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Scheduled Deception

“Wait—it’s scheduled on Hardegon? This soon?” Malakai howled, forcing one of his vizier’s to cover her ears.
“Sir, if it’s …
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The Gotcha Machine

“Ok?” Jeff said. “Yeah. Ok in a psycho stalker bitch kind of way. I’m at my wit’s end, man!”
“Have you tried…”
“Talking…
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Unpredictable would've been a better word [Crossover Challenge]

In time I came to see I was wrong to call Felicia peaceful. We’d been staring into the still surface of a lake when I impulsi…
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Summerdale at Twilight

I see lost souls in the twilight grasses of Summerdale, Alabama. The clusters of light dot the fields like fireflies, stretch…
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Hot Dogs
The giddy maid danced around her employer’s house as she worked. She was given free reign of the house for most of the day, s…
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What Should Have Been
She opened the door, finally. It took all of her nerves just to pack the bags. With a carry-on in one hand and her baby in th…
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Unknown

Static Static-
Compulsive Static-
Unknown Wars
Static Static
GtReDwEr/425415
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EgRT
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World War III
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Professions in Study Hall

“Psst, Janie.”
“Eric? Shh, Ms. Stone will hear.”
“It’s only study hall. Besides, it’s important.”
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Pop Bottle Pete Loves Big Ida {Shocking Dialogue Challenge}

“Little man, think he funny! Little man stealin’ my Pepsi bottle! No way, Little man – you feel me knockin?!”
“Ida, co…
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Lovers Worry(Shocking Dialouge Challenge)

“Don’t leave, I love you!”
“Well, maybe I don’t feel the same. “
“You have to! I can just tell!”
“Listen, Sophie, I don’...
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To Serve Man
The kettle begins to whistle, and before the sound has a chance to pick up any real volume the droid lifts it off the small g…
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Time is an Illusion

“No,” she replied.
“Have a seat,” he said. “I’ll be right back.” He walked back inside, closing the doors to the balcony as …
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Promises

“Lily, are you sure…” Anna’s voice trailed off.
“I need to, Anna. Please.” Lily grabbed the phone, put it up to her ear. ”...
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Exploding

“Lily, sweetheart, you know I love you, I would never hurt you on purpose....” he tried coaxing her.
“I..uh..”, she though…
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Things to Do on the Edge of a Building
You are standing on the edge of a building.
It’s neither your job nor your wish to be at this place, but you are there never…
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Love Struck
The bell rang Molly gather her books, put on her sweater pulled her braids to the back of her head and started her walk home….
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In case of emergency
I haven’t died, at least I don’t think so, dying wouldn’t hurt this much, I think you find some sort of inner peace before y…
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Making Plans on the Edge of a Building

“An iPod?” gapes Max, incredulous.
You roll your eyes. “Not just any iPod. This iPod contains the access codes and IP addres…
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Say it (a peom from my years as a tadpole)
People wish and wash away,
fading even when it’s day,
before they even get to say
“I love you.”In my dreams is where I’m ke…
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The Master Potter (a poem from my years as a guppie)
Expose the secrets that I hold.
All these secrets never told.
So close to my heart, that’s now sold.
Sold to a boy whose h…
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All his fault
Brain cried as he looked at her. Her face so pale, so cold. He was holding a rose. He never thought this would happen. It was…
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my winning contest-ish entry

ok so this one time i was in the kitchen. i grabbed a pot, opened the fridge, grabbed the number 7, everyone from Fall Out Bo…
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Why Pole Dancing Isn't Funny

Charles giggled to himself. His assistant elbowed him again in the ribs. Apparently he didn’t think giggling during a cultura…
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The Last Unicorn
Miriam stopped hacking her way through the undergrowth. She had seen something following her through the forest. It was alway…
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The YodaOnCrack Rap Song

My name is Yoda
That’s what I told-ya
Come an inch closer and I’ll smoke-ya
with my light saber or a _jedi mind tric…
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Isolation [I'm in the Mode for Love Challenge]

“It is time,” she says. Her inflection is for a question, but it’s a statement.
“I’ll help you power down,” I say, my voice …
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In Loving Memory (My Sister in My Heart)
A Tribute to a Loved One
Lora Pacheco
December 11th, 2007
8:27P.MLora is a close friend, who as of the date & time menti…
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I can't help but smile.
“I mean if you were me what would you do?”
Margaret looked up from her notepad at the last part. She thought to herself ‘Is …