g2 (la pianista irlandesa)'s Favorites
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Inescapable
I’m fearless yet modest and honest, that means I’m peerless and I can address most concerns that trouble most human minds. Bu…
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New and Improved

I walked away silent. Stunned.
The first month was hard. I couldn’t just walk around in my underwear, and if I went to the…
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Is it soup yet?
The developer scratched his head. “Almost. We can handle logins.”
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One Sip Too Far

Fifteen rows of teeth awaited Jorge at the bottom of his glass of milk. Little teeth, but sharp as heck. They snipped at his …
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Rapt audience

I jerked awake to The Voice, that horrid Voice that over the days? weeks? dominated my existence.
“Go-o-d can’t hear you!” t…
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Deep Space Disaster
“There’s a problem.”
“I know, I checked the stabilizer pods yesterday and they were running a little hot. I’ll look into it….
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Office Tornado [PRECISE MANEUVERS Challenge!]

The sound of my heart could be heard amidst a high-pitched ringing as my mouth opened in a grimacing, silent scream. My lips …
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Front Porch Conversations
“What?”
“What?”
“Did you say something?”
“No.”
“Did you hear that?”
“Hear what?”
“What?”
“Did I hear what?”
“Did you …
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Them and Me
I never thought that my life would matter. I mean, I’m only 17 years old, and I drive like a maniac. But apperently… my lif…
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642

Somewhere in Laredo is a building. One huge importers warehouse that has long sat vacant, at least in the legal sense. For in…
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Tikbalang's Snare
It didn’t make sense. Ink was supposed to stay on paper exactly how it was drawn. But Nathan was looking at it, and as sure a…
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In The Neighborhood

Size 13 foot tapping out the rhythm Agent Lefleur counted the seconds before the door was answered. It was something to do, a…
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Who are you?

Emily quickly tosses the “plastic ball of death” into the bathroom sink and closes the door. Both stare at the door waiting f…
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It Ain't Extra Credit

Few emotions rival the self-satisfaction and glee of when an intricate plan appears to have worked. Thus it was with this hea…
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Wonderball makes new Friends

“Sol-leks.”
The voice was calm but ringing with it’s athourity. Suddenly the man stoped, not as though he froze but he merely… -
Return to the Wonderball

“Wait-Mom! You need to call Emily’s mom! Or call the police! Please now, Emily needs help now! They’re going to kill her! I k…
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Dennis Yunker and His Senior Moment

Before Cole could hiss forth a slyly soothing explanation, a rickety truck tore into the drive adding a fresh coat of headlig…
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Cigarettes Will Kill You

I went to see Dr. Proto and was told by a new receptionist that the doctor was away for a week’s holiday.
I tried to go about… -
Drs. Jekyll and Franenstein

“Allow me to explain. Something happened to me the night I witnessed the grave robbery. I was attacked, by something. Since t…
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Inhuman

“My intentions, Mr. Norbert, you have to realize, were honest ones. To cure my son of a disease. I made mistakes in doing so…
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Watched in Horror

“Where is your son now, doctor?”
“He died Mr. Norbert, despite my best effort to save him”
“How did he died doctor?”
“By …
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Becoming InHuman

Before I could stop myself, I was upon them, wildly savagely attacking them. They screamed and tried to fight me off. I felt …
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Rutaffo, the Super Ref [Great Supporting Character Challenge]

The scene felt hushed despite the utter chaos. Captain Awesome and Baron Mouton locked eyes, mortal enemies of superhuman abi…
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Rats and Angels

There exists a stark difference between the darkness you create and the darkness that steals upon you. One is a refuge, the o…
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Friggatriskaidekaphobia

“Well, be careful out there, it’s Friday the 13th, don’t go under any ladders or open an umbrella inside the house or cross t…
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Ed and the Wonderball

That’s how he was shoved into that Wonderball, never to return to the real world.
One of the trenches held the strange ball…
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In My Head

Emily couldn’t see. It wasn’t that she couldn’t, actually, she just wasn’t looking with her eyes. Fog became an old man in …
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Exotic Creature Inspiration [Sing-Song Challenge]

“Golly, what do ya think it is, Clem?”
“Dunno, Rufus, but it sho’ is ugly. How do ya figger it got purple?”
“Mo of a puce, ...
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Front Porch Conversations--Three

“Hey look! Make a wish!”
“What?”
“It’s a shooting star!”
“Oh, too late. Missed it.”
“Aww.
Hey, have you ever thought abou… -
The Stallion

There it was…. going through the fields. The stallion was chesnut and its tail was blowing in the beatiful cold wind. It wa…
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And The Show Began!
And the show began! They started performing on the floor for colorguard. Everyone was nervous because they had to perform in …
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The Anticlimax

The ground shook with guttural fury as it pressed against adjacent landmasses. The sky, seared a vivid orange, was dense with…
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The Coming of Lenin

In a small cottage not too far away…
I looked at myself in the mirror. There was no denying that I was magnificent. I wa…
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The Target (Unexpected Twist Challenge)

He strode across the pavement, looking as confident and intimidating as a man could look. People glanced up at him as he wal…
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Dulcet Tones for a Menacing Intent

With a sigh Cole admitted to himself, “Well, there’s no explaining this.” The old man was practically drooling with rage, his…
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morning
As my eyes flutter awake i roll over to see rain drops on the window. The storm we had last night wasn’t bad but i still wish…
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Front Porch Conversations--Six

“Why?”
“Oh, God. You’re in another one of your ‘what is the purpose?’ moods, aren’t you?”
“Why?”
“Yeah, you’ve got that lo…
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Salvation in Watery Shadows

Sweat cascaded off Gordo’s uneven head. His heart pounded inside his chest, and the humid night air pounded back from the out…
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Finish the Job: Seduction

She reached over to me and cupped my chin in her trembling hand. My breath felt ragged and my heart beat like a machine gun, ...
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Voices
She heard them talking, but she couldn’t quite make out what they were saying. This was insane. She must be insane. There wa…
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Old Man Down

The world whipped forward, and the gravel driveway flipped upward to slam into the back of Dennis’ head. The thought crept th…
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Sweet Child of Mine (Sing Song Challenge)

I never thought the walk down the aisle could be so long. She looks so beautiful today.
Oh! There’s that smile I remember. ...
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Midnight Ride Interrupted{Twisted History Challenge}

Paul Revere was riding his horse through the streets of Boston, shouting, “The British are coming .. the British… ,” until …
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Welcome Oblivion

Though they happened so quickly as to become jumbled in order, Sissy was aware of some number of pistol shots, one loud bang,...
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Bring In The Next [Unconventional Zen Master Challenge]

Haggard by more years than a mortal frame was ever intended to endure, Master Ho Zi sat slumped on his chair. The air in the …
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A Prophet's Job is Never Done

A prophet’s job is never done.
24 hours a day, 7 days a week, people come seeking my help and advice. Or rather, the Goddess…
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Rajani's Visit

Rajani came early in the morning. I was dozing on a large silk pillow when I heard his footsteps on the cold stone of the tem…
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Bring On The Theme Music

With an audacious squeal they tore away from the curb. He hastily fumbled with the seatbelt, trying to maintain some semblanc…
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An Exciting Turn of Events

“Yeah, seatbelt,” he responded. He let the gun and badge slip to the floor mat, reaching over his shoulder to grab the buckle…
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Twinkies, Ginger Ale and How We Cope

A bite of Twinkie, sip of Ginger Ale. It was as much of a celebration as Agent Lefleur would allow himself while he was drivi…
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Front Porch Conversations--Seven

“OW!”
“Oh God, what did you do this time?”
“I scraped my knee on a rock.”
“Again? What is wrong with you?”
“No, it’s the …
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Pens' Hauntingly Beautiful Challenge!
Woo-hoo!
I have finally reached 300 ficlets!
In celebration, I am posing a challenge to you, fellow Ficleteers!
I want you…
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The Girl in the Photograph [Hauntingly Beautiful Challenge]

He was in love with a photograph.
To be more precise – he was in love with the girl in the photograph. It lay behind a thick…
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The King's Audience (sing song challenge)

The angels converged on the sequined Deity, who possessed the sardonic of wit of Walt Whitman and the hair style of fog horn …
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Invisible [Sing-Song Challenge]

The mirror never lies. That is why she never looks into it. But it’s high-time she faced herself and the damage he’d done. Ga…
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The Wisdom Of A Child (Unconventional Zen Master Challenge)

The child, head ceremoniously shaven, took a deep, relaxing breath as millions of people waited impatiently for wisdom. The r…
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Ambition Makes You Look Pretty Ugly (Sing Song challenge/'Paranoid Android')

The Boy watched the Prince from afar. He watched the Prince as he grew tall like a tree, towering over the Boy.
The Boy sat …
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Haiku Poem (Edited, An Epic Challenge version)

I decided to
get up and have some coffee
and watch some TVI brewed the coffee
and drank it on the sofa
watching the TVMy …
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The Ballad of Limpy McPhanger [Epic Challenge]

When tales be told round campfires a blazin
Whether true, trumped up or stranger
No one needs rhyme, no one needs reason
Ta b… -
The Dark Prophet's Scroll [An Epic Challenge]

It is, here, then, that when the heavens errupt in war.
There comes the splitting of the sky and the gods
forsake man, orc, d… -
Tom Henry [Epic Challenge]

The gasps were loud,
His father stood proud.
All there have sworn,
The whole world changed,
The day Tom Henry was born.New …
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Heaven Without Hamburgers(An Epic Challenge)

Oh why, i must ask did i argue so well?
I mean all my friends were already in hell
my accountant, fellow lawyers, even ally M… -
One Way Street

“And what exactly do you know about my caliber?” she asked, sticking her head out the window.
“I’ve seen your type before. N…
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Mandara's Redemption 2 (An Epic Challenge)

Mandara awoke to a uproarious banter
in a field of poppies the faeries did chatter
then a hush, as descended Queen Ashler
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League Of Awesomeness 2075 Or Beyond Challenge.
Ok i missed my 100th ficlet because of a ficliting frenzy but i would like to make a challenge anyway.
Often times grand or … -
Winners of the Scavenger Hunt Challenge!

This challenge was successful beyond my wildest expectations. At first I thought nobody would post an entry. I was delighted …
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Anybody Else (Epic Poem Challenge)

I used to be afraid of myself
I used to not trust who I am
Then I met you
Do you see your light in me?I remember the day yo…
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The Challenge [LoA 2075 or Beyond Challenge]

He tapped the desk, waiting for the homepage to appear. It was sluggish today for some reason.
“Is there a problem, H-547?” ...
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You Know You're Ficlets Obsessed When You Have The Signin Page as Your Homepage. (Wonderful World of Ficlets Challenge) [wow what a looong title!!]

I came across Ficlets by going into the millionth roleplay chatroom that was completely dead. I was having creativity overloa…
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Ana's Excellent Adventure in Ficlet-Land [Wonderful World of Ficlets Challenge]

My adventure began when one of my students, whom you know as penguincaptain18, told me about this great online writing comm…
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Make Someone's Day Challenge
Today I reached 1,024 comments after being here only 62 days. I’ve achieved that number because of how awesome this community…
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Experimental ficlet # 39

As I sat alone staring at the cryptic note, a voice called out from the darkness, “I’ve been waiting for you,”
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Soundtrack That Never Was [Soundtrack Challenge...sort of]

“Okay, Marv, time to sort out the soundtrack.”
“What soundtrack? You haven’t even made the movie yet.”
“Don’t be so…linea…
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Modern-Day Medusa

At first, I didn’t notice his presence. I didn’t notice when he entered the cathedral, either, but then I heard his voice, th…
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Local jerk Indeed

I didn’t want to press her, but something called me to push the envelope just a bit further.
“You’re not a nun, are you…?...
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Anything to rid me of this Local Jerk

At this point, I had run out of ideas. I began praying desperately.
_Dear Lord in heaven, why have you put this… whatever h… -
Zombie Refugees

“You’re damn right I want to talk about this.” Joe was a seething cauldron of crankiness. “You ever been in the bush with not…
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Anna Foiled By An Ill Timed Compliment

“Maybe that stuff works in dirty dancing reruns, but not here sister” trumped Mask By The Moon as the eleven year old pint-si…
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G2 Goes Out With A Bang or Music to Krulltar's Ears

For a split second the futuristic ficlet fisticuffs frenzied to a final furious confrontation, and then….
BEEP
BEEP
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Meanwhile, in D.C.… or: A Brief History Lesson to Straighten Things Out

Oval Office
1300 hours“Mr. President, sir, we have a video you might like to see. Seems that that one vigilante group o…
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Meanwhile, in D.C.… or: A Brief History Lesson to Straighten Things Out Pt. II

Mr. Bobanafana cleared his throat.
“In any case, this group was formed as direct opposition to the fallen LoA. The Great, Mo…
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Krulltar Gets A Bit Of A Surprise

“Hey Dude, chillax.” said a voice from behind him.
Krulltar whirled around and his jaw dropped in shock. “You…you can’t be … -
Death Remembers His First Assignment

You see, I was once like Eddie, too. Too green. Wet behind the ears. Insert whatever cliché you like.
I almost botched my fi…
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Riley [Diabolically Villainous Challenge]

“I’ve buried people prettier than you!” Riley’s lips were spread in a rictus riddled in spiddle. The choking sound of his vic…
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Death Hangs in the Balance

I arrived at an apartment building, ascending to the 20th floor. (I don’t have to use the stairs, in case you’re wondering. B…
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The Scent of Fear

That beutifal scent of blood drifted up from the floor far below, almost intoxicating in its intensity.The beast inhaled deep…
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Death Wants a Holiday

_I wish I could take time off and someone else do my job for me. Like a weeks Holiday. Away from suffering and death. I’d avo…
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Death Decides

As I stood in the corridor holding the rapidly disintegrating soul of Andre Samuel Walker, a realization struck me with light…
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That Voice (DVC)

He leaned on the rail. “What am I doing?!” he wondered aloud. He could barely breathe, it was so muggy.
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Death... Plus One

“You’re joking, right?” I asked. “You want to die?”
She shook her head, her hair fluttering about her head like wings. “I ju…
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Diabolically Villainous Challenge Answered
Richard (don’t call me Dick) MacElwain slammed his desk drawer, and rolled back away from his desk, knocking over his waste b…
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And the Angels Wept (Diabolically Villainous Challenge)

Throughout history, even before written, we were there. The numbers add up. It’s all about the numbers. It’s always about t…
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My cousin was in a coma from being shot in iraq or you decide who the real villian is.(Diabolically Villainous Challenge)

The Coma
The box, a squacking crow,
mimmicks the stanzas of organ music
pumping the anthem in mechanized time
Maidens try to… -
Newborn (Welcome to Life challenge)

Look at you! So wrinkly and silently snug in your blankie. What a rough start huh?
It’s just you and me. I’m not sure how I’...
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SkoolGrrl's private client (DVC)

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He Loved That Piano

He lived with his piano. Played each night before bed. He loved his piano.
One day he found a little bird, asleep in the whi…

