Geheim Sir Ayita's Favorites
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Questions for Answers

I’m glad we could sit down and have this talk. I’m worried about you. Life in those teenage years can be rough, and, well, it…
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Five Things You Always Wished You Knew About Brick Wall

1. Unlike Stovohobo, I LOVE horror movies. My best friend and I watch them together all the time. If he’s seen them first, he…
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Monochrome Onslaught (Exact Minimum Length Ficlet Challenge)

He braced the door, but the penguins’ combined mass was too much.
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Birth, II of the Thoughful Chronicles
The Bird-child lacerated the water with her spindley fingers, her faun hair soaked but for the deep green feathers streaked t…
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Breaking Up
“So what now?” she asked him, looking down at the carpet as she spoke. When she finished, however, she looked up at him, wher…
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Cat the Dancing Mouse: A Philosophical Exploration of the Pen Name That Rocked Your Socks...And a New Contest: *CLOSING DATE ANNOUNCED*
Cat the Dancing Mouse. It makes as much sense as two peas in a pod, as peapods never have two peas. Of course, I am referin…
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Progress of Man (Effects of Alcohole)

Later that evening, Banyard sat in the once-fine chair of the Governor’s study. He had been given the ‘privelage’ of staying …
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Freckled Ear: A Philosophical Exploration of the Pen Name that Made Me Slightly Unique

Exhausted by elevated expectations upon my discovery of Ficlets through an AIM email, I started myself as not_a_prodigy.
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The King's Mistress
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On The Couch

The world begins to rumble from your ass to your teeth and the Hand Of God covers your chest, holds you down, viciously pushe…
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Six-Word Memoir: Death (A Big Part of My Life)

“Love you, Mom.” She’ll never know…...........................
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The Shortest Ever Love Story [Six Words Memoir Challenge]

I loved.
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....He lied.
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six word memoir

I smiled because he really cared.
(This is just to fill the limit.)
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It Happens. (six word challenge)

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I woke up in the bathtub.
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Meaning of My Life (6 word memoir challenge)

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.....Only lived for “I Love You”s.
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World War lll (Six Word Memoir Challenge)

The bombs detonated.
__________Cockroac…
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musicxhearted's Six Word Memoir

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All I desire is self acceptance.
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Stump the Stovo! Answers #3

Overlooked_Merchandise:
1.Why can’t us women put on masscara with our mouth closed?2. What is the orgin of a waffle?
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The Limits of Insanity

I remember a particular test they put me through, and it was definitely the worst. This particular one was very odd. There we…
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If She says Wedding Again, I'll Scream

When I got home.. late.. Jolinda pounced on me with wedding brochures.
“Parker, look at this dress, I have got to have it,...
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Cindy Lou Goes Down the Hole

“Wait a second. I can’t—”
It wasn’t my fault, what happened next. She let the towel drop completely and, well, yogurt or not…
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Golden Duet

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Status Quo

It was Saturday before I did anything with Cindy Lou again. I was almost hesitant to bring her out; I wasn’t sure I felt up t…
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Oh, The Elephants Know
None of the elephants trust me. I don’t know why. I’m a nice enough guy, but they have some sense that goes beyond that. They…