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The trees grew straight
but the ground grew crooked
I stepped lightly through the mist
and wondered
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Science Class Blues

I watch the clock…meaningless ticking. I empty my pencilcase. Eraser Soldiers time! I line up the little end-of-pencil eras…
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Battle

So it’s you, she said with a fierce strike.
Oh, yes, replied the monster, clearly enjoying himself, _You thought you got…
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One Day of Creation

I flick the flint and flinch at the pop of lighting acetyline. With practiced but still clumsy hands I fiddle with the oxygen…
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Glayelle

Laurielle nearly cried with relief.
Glayelle, I need you.
_Maybe you should have realized that before you stole Adrastos….
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The Keeper and the Smile
I watch her
kneeling
eyes closed
not on a pew
in a church
or a temple
but out in the open
on the mountaintopHer lips movi…
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A Bloody Thread of Life
And so I sit here twisting a tight black thread onto my finger. The thin line spins around and around my pale flesh, creating…
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The Adventures of Click Click Cluck
Click Click Cluck roamed around the vast savanna. He wasn’t looking for anything, he was just exploring. As Click Click trott…
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Pop Culture Challenge: I Can Has Emmy in Box?

It was Christmas time and everything was perfect. Jenna was curled up in her husband’s La-Z-Boy recliner. He had insisted she…
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The Decision

They have tried before – to hurt me, to take me in. They don’t realise how strong I really am.
I have been here longer than …
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You're Nobody in Hollywood Till Your 1st DUI

“It was a routine night in West Hollywood, never a dull moment I tell you. You just never know which celebrity, has been or w…
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Our Revolution of the Future
Ingenius.
The new truth created by filthy lies.
A book written backwards but read forwards.
Words that stop making sense once… -
Dead is Relative

Emilio woke on a gurney in excruciating pain. “Holy Mother of God,” he screamed, clutching his left cheek, which was dripping…
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You Know It's a Good Party When...

Eyes wide, Malcolm sat on the couch staring at nothing, saying nothing. All around him lay the detritous of yet another fabul…
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Worse Things Than Murder

Mrs. Learella Kingston had spent three weeks holed up in a tiny filthy, putrid smelling, bathroom.
The walls were gritty and … -
My Wisdom Teeth have Arrived with Gusto
I had a toothache last night.
A temple-splitting headache that felt like someone was drilling a large hole through my teeth …
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I Am Rage

I…am…rage. This mortal dream has begun to bore me. How dare they insult my divinity with the indignity wrought upon what …
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Theme Song of the Stupid

“1,2,3,4,
But I can’t count any more.
5,6,9,10,
See, I can’t count up till then…
Oh, you know that I’m smart
Oh, you know w… -
Hypocrisy Abounds

“Lauri?” he pressured desperately, looking worried and disconsolate.
“Matt…I guess I have something to say too, then,” she…
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{Pop Culture Challenge}The Global News and Information Network

Hi, I’m TALKING HEAD #12 and this is the Evening News Show on The Global News and Information Network.
Well it looks like PO…
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Rememberance

In that star-struck world between life and death, she remembered Acantheus. The floodgates opened; she remembered his chestnu…
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Really Bad Karma

I know I’m weird, okay?
I mean, it’s not your everyday person that has Clausetrophobia, or whatever, right?
What, there’s a l… -
An Ironic Fear

Fears. Everyone has them, I suppose. But I was never a cliche. I could sleep without a light, I didn’t mind spiders. I could …
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Without His Girlfriend

Getting tired of waiting for an answer, I decide to prank the hospital into getting a nurse into my room.
I dialed the hospi…
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An Eclipse of All Reason

The rain fell down in sheets, drenching Eduardo as he walked down the dark street. His handsomely rugged face revealed soul-r…
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This Fall, Only On FOX!

This Fall, only on FOX, it’s…
SHOTGUN WEDDING
Eight dashing bachelors!
One moderately attractive seventeen year-old!
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Ruby Shaved!

When Sam reached the door, he found his neighbor standing in the entryway bearing a large bag of vegetables. Sam asked Mr. Je…
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High School Musical -- Barbie Style

The Cast:
Gabriella-Barbie…Regan
Sharpay-Barbie….Angie
Troy-Ken…...........Regan
Ryan-Ken…..........Angie*The Set…
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The Only Black Girl {a poem}
Standing among white faces,
somehow I found
it inside of me
to smile outside
even though I’m
the only black girl
in town.Sa…
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I Cured Myself

Ok. It’s funny.
The thing that got me here is the very thing I’m afraid of.
Lyssophobia it’s called.
I always hated it whe…
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Something Like That

Streetlights cut cones of light into the morning fog along State Route 73. Feeling foggy herself, Geri guided her Volvo, old …
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At War with the Clinophobics {Phobia Challenge}

“Flashlight, misting water bottle, and a storybook,” he said. “What else? They don’t fight fair.”
“Do not look in their ey…
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Get A Job

“You have What??,” said Mr. Givengibbs to his college grad son, Corky.
“Ergophobia,” Corky said in a knows everything way th…
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LinoPhobia

“When I was seven, I dreamt my closet was full of stringbeans. They enveloped me and I couldn’t breathe. When I was ten…” D…
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Pep Squadder's First Date

“You’re a repulsive, irritating, acne-infested snotwipe, Lucius. The parasites that live in the fungus growing on your rash h…
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It's In the Eyes

“They’re here,” he whispered, his bloodshot eyes darting around the dingy subway station. “They’re among you, all of you.”
T…
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The Operative

There they were: benches, pigeons, the worn stones of the walk and the miraculous wall. He remembered all things wrong now; t…
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Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

We all know the stories about Britney Spears, Barbie, and Paris Hilton.
But what you don’t know is this: the REAL story.
We…
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Kermitgorf: Backstory

Kermitgorf, Kermit being the, ‘it’s not easy being green’ star of Sesame Street, the Muppet Show and countless Muppet movies …
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Diaspora's Leukophobia

Someone was waiting for her at Pyle’s Yard.She’d always heard that strange things happened there, but being a person who was …
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The Fall of Icarus

“Did you remember to pick up my dry cleaning on the way home?” I asked, throwing myself bonelessly on to the sofa.
“It’s on …
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Driving Down Main Street, 10:19 PM
The engine thrums steadily as I cruise down Main Street, letting the warm air wash over me in waves.
The street lamps give t…
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Tigger ( May Need Anger Management )

Having once been a victim of online stalking.
I don’t want my real name ect…
splashed across anyone’s screen.
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The Dangers Of Rabbit Tossing

“It doesn’t seem like much of a trick to me,” she said
“What? Of course it’s a trick. It’s a really good trick.”
She frowne…
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The Story behind 'Dreamer' continued

sorry too long continuation:
so she didn’t just rule it, she totally controlled it. She could invent new worlds, destroy old … -
someday_93

Just ‘cause everyone else is…
Someday I will think of a better screen name.
Someday I will be the girl I want to be.
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Those Of Us Who Think People Care To Know Where Our Pen Names Came From... A Mischievous Plot Begun By That Squirt, Stovohobo... A Story of Yeah Write And How She Came To Be Yeah Write... A Ficlet of Epic Proportions

Before her discovery of weemees from the magical land of weeworld (©, ®, ™, etc.) sponsored by aim (also ©, ®, ™, etc.), the …
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Allodoxaphobia

“Excellent!” read the bright red words on my paper.
Oh! How cruel! How could she? Simply writing “98%” wasn’t enough! She ha…
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The Ninth Subject

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Princess Mishawaka

The river cascaded down from countless bodies – Swan Creek, Bear and Fawn River, and the other lesser tributaries. It flowed …
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Aulophobia

Macy was nervous to see her first band performance. It wasn’t that big; it was only a local band. But didn’t know why. She di…
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Zemmiphobiac and Company

“Ok, so, let’s have sharing time!” said the cheery young man.
Someone screamed and ran out of the room.
Androphobia, I though… -
Ascension
Looking back now, it seems like a dream – hardly tangible, somewhat blurry, and more than slightly askew on the shelf of my m…
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Safe
I stare into his green eyes, and know that it is safe for me to love him.
He’ll never abandon me. He’ll never say venomous w…
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Ready to Make a Sale

Teeth bared and lips pulled back as far as possible with aging facial muscles, Crazy Whitney inspected every square millimete…
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My many splended names and why they change so, so very much

So here’s the thing.
I love to write.
I found the site.
THought it was cool,
read the rules,
and I signed on
but then a prob… -
A Ridiculously Unplausible Love Story, or Why Does his Shirt Keep Coming Off? Part Seven (Don't worry it's almost done)

“What’s with this jumping out of airplane trend?” sighed Girl.
“It’s a desperate ploy by a ficleteer to get some cheap laughs… -
Laine P. Grey

I swear I already explained this in another ficlet. Well, for those of you too lazy to search through 30+ pages of ficlets, h…
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So Goes the Night
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Trying To Save The "C U L8R" Series

“What?!” my unnamed stalker exclaimed as he looked down at his tire, thinking he had a flat.
“This is the police. Pull the v…
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Dear Gossip Girl: Good Advice for those who need it

*Dear Gossip Girl: My eyes are blurry from being on Ficlets.com till 2 am every night, I’m addicted, what can I do to stop wr…
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View From a Window

Sleep blurring his aged eyes, Rudolph shuffled to the window. The ragged slippers chaffed his bunion and made him swear. Few …
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On Winter
I wrap the blue scarf tightly around my neck
And settle in its simple warmth
As I break through the icy puddles
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When Happiness Walks Out
Faith touches too few, and Sadness sits by too many.
Blank expression, there’s a man in the corner who’s met Desperation on …
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Mohrak

Mohrak was in such an unrestrained fury he chucked his portal ball too far away. It took him two hours to find the portal, al…
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Personal Insect Questions

“May I ask a personal question?” the ant queried as the unlikely duo made it to the relative safety of a small tuft of grass….
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Break Free

_“I want to break free! I want to break free from your lies; You’re so self-satisfied, I don’t need you! I’ve got to break fr…
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The Deviant and the Victim {Stoner's challenge}

He looked, with wide 4-year-old eyes, at this boy in front of him, holding out his hand and tapping his foot.
“I’ll give you…
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Emu Eggs in Apple Juice... Boy, That Must Taste Awful

I sigh. But, it’s not the first time Mikey’s disappeared on me. However, it doesn’t make him a bad father. He’s a good guy, I…
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Third World Innocence
Five year old Kaleb started sadly at the small bowl of rice that had just been handed to him for lunch. He carried the bowl b…
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Waging War On A Lover

At your precious hands
And at your accursed sword
I might be slaughteredFor i am too frail,
My dearest antagonist,
To endur… -
The Wright Out Loud Challenge: Don't Steal My Fish

Baby, don’t steal my fish
If I only had one wish
Baby, don’t steal my fishWhen I was with you
The world was my oyster
When … -
She Be A Witch
Sarah Goode was a good Christian woman of high moral fiber.
She had six daughters and seven sons. She was beloved by her husb… -
Conversations in a Public Restroom

There is a river made of flame that traverses and connects all of space and time…
_The skillful sometimes use this river a…
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This Would be what Happens when you Piss Off your Secretary
I was in the process of tidying up when the phone rang. I walk over to my desk and pick up the phone, bracing myself.
“Hello…
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The illuminist
The doctor sat at a computer screen. His glasses reflected the flat lines on the dark blue screen. His eyes were blood shot,...
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Gifts From Mother to Daughter (NoNoWriMo)

“Go on and dry your hands. You don’t want rough, cracked hands like this old hen,” Mrs. Caldwell chided gently, shooing her d…
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Don't Feed The Animals

_Why, oh why, did I have to ignore his warning?
Brooks said don’t feed the animals, and he was right. He may be an allegedly … -
=Head Drops= yes, it's me again.

She was ugly by her own standards, and the only thing her bony elbow, strong legs, and sharp nails were good for was fighting…
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Tin Rabbit Robot performs Lucky Penny Brain Surgery

“I’m afraid I need this lucky penny more than you do, Bubble Head Boy Robot,” said Tin Rabbit Robot.
“But without it I have …
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If...
If I could soar…
sour against the dark, mysterious sky
What left would I have to wish for?If I could dream…
Dream beyon… -
How To Believe

She looked at the stars hidden in the sky high above and shouted to her older step-brother, “Look, a shooting star!” He glanc…
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The News
I ran down the stairs as I heard my dad come home from work.
“Dad!” I shouted.
“Hi, guess what? I have news for everyone,” he… -
the snow
It was snowing and it was snowing hard. It wasnt like one of those planned all week snowstorms it was a spur of the moment on…
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It Wasn't My Fault (A City of Heroes Story)

It wasn’t my fault. Not really. He looked at the pictures before him.
His beautiful wife, tanning on the beach.
His child…
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The Last Unicorn
Miriam stopped hacking her way through the undergrowth. She had seen something following her through the forest. It was alway…
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[Mode For Love Challenge] Build Your Own Bride

Leighton toiled at his welding, his protective mask down over his face as sparks shot out from the tip of his pen-like instru…
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Not Human (In the Mode for Love Challenge)

“So what! So what that he’s a robot Clarice! Humans can have aspirations too! It was just one kiss in the park!”
“Alice,...
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Why (Brebelles' challenge)

When flowers droop and melt way down,
and every one on earth must frown.
When buildings burn and bridges fall,
and everything… -
Yosef and Hydra

Her cold hands followed the curve of his face. “Yosef, your eyes are fearful.” Yosef looked at her metal body.
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The Positively Prophetic Adventures of Pie
I left the pie on the train, and if you ask me, it was an utter waste of a perfectly good pie.
I boarded in Farmingdale, and…
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The Confrontation

He seized a stuffed animal from a sleeping toddler. “Give me the pie or the giraffe gets it.”
I could feel the warmth of the…
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5 Things I Have Never Told Anyone

1.) Your hair tastes like pasta. Mind if I cover it in Prego?
2.) My house is made out of Vienna Sausages.
3.) The governme…
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Paper Cuts
Her daughter was achingly beautiful, a delicate loveliness like a paper lantern, illuminated from within. Her long hair separ…
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The Fabrication (Part III)

“We’ll skip the stairs,” Joe said. “Just point us to the elevator.”
“The Chateau does not have lifts,” replied the desk cler…
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Unconscious Decision
It was never a conscious decision. It simply happened. the pencil and the blank notebook had always been there. She picked up…
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Movin' Right Along

In a corner office overlooking the better part of town a wide, orange head shook in dismay. Had things really come to this. H…
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The Merry Coroners
Delilah thudded her foot against the cobblestone, causing the bells to keep rhythm as she juggled the eggs. “The king eats mo…
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Yellow Line, White Line
I’m looking out at the five o’clock winter. The retreating sunlight pulls the yellow and orange away from my car window, leav…
