StrugglingWriter's Favorites
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Superpower Cafeteria Revelation

“Well, I’d like it, I think,” she said. “What’s so terrible about it?“
So the first few days that it happened, when …
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Heart Breaker

... Stevie, who was annoying before superpowers, and now downright unbearable, decided lunch would be a good time to test out…
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Sweet Carolina, Part 2

I had arrived downtown early for a meeting and needed to kill some time. Unfamiliar with the area, I decided my best bet for …
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Tiffany Epiphany
Tiffany Epiphany voiced a sudden thought, that fights that couldn’t be won were fights that shouldn’t be fought.
“Nonsense,”...
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His Name is Earl

“Listen Earl,” replied Fender. “I don’t think you realize what we’re dealing with. This isn’t some idle threat. The Gum’Bnds …
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Work Day Blues
Justine slogged into work early Monday morning, dreading another 8 hours of absolute torture. She tossed her jacket over the …
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Time Capsule
Savannah sighed as she watched Kayla skip through the ruins of the city. “Were Ben and I really that young and silly when _we…
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Sweet Carolina, Part I
First off, know that I hate coffee.
What’s more, I hate what coffee shops have done to coffee. Say what you will about the…
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The End of the World as We Know It
The World was scheduled to end in 3 hours and Max and Fender sat in an empty cafe drinking tea. “Tell me again why we aren’t …
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Surviving in a Vacuum

Half the galaxy away Bill Veruck’s buxom, blonde date was waiting for a message from him. The normally prompt second in comma…
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The Birthday Race
The day before her birthday was a busy one. She prepared and packed three color-coded meals, dropped the cats at Sarah’s plac…
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Do You Want to Meet a Pirate?
“Tell me a story,” the little girl demanded.
“What kind of story?”
“About pirates.”
“Do you like pirates?”
“Yup. Only I d…
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Pippi, Perchance, Plus Pirate Potties

“Pippi Longstocking liked being a pirate,” the girl said thoughtfully.
“That was in the days before they had computers or vi…
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The Accordion Mines
Working in the accordion mines sucks.
A mile underground is where most of’em live, weaving through the tunnels in the rock. ...
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Sweet Carolina 3

From that day on I have been coming here. I don’t even live anywhere near downtown yet still I come here. Every day. Three ti…
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Fiction War, Part 1
“My name is Augustine Hand. I understand you want to hire me as a writer for your magazine?”
The old man looked at him. They…
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The Traveling Freak Show

Atlanta’s not a stellar place, but it had been livable with its cheap rent, a job that didn’t require human interaction, and …
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The Search

Stacy reached for a pencil and paper and began to sketch their murderer: late 20’s white male, sideburns, a face that said “t…
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Picking Locks is Happymaking

I looked up and down the street, but no pedestrains were near. Even if they were, saying, _I think a tiny toy robot just spok…
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How to Buy a Time Machine
Sam was having a crummy day, a lackluster week, and a downright disappointing life. His girlfriend broke up with him, his car…
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How Not To Be in an Airlock
“I still don’t know why you need me in the air lock.”
“It’s like I told you. Something spilled, and we need you to clean it …
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The Box
I found it beneath the basement stairs the day after I moved in. A cardboard box, just a foot square. Brown and water-stained…
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Terrarium
Nina noticed the terrarium on Alan’s desk almost first thing.
“What’s this?” she said, tapping the glass. “Frogs? Newts? I …
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A Friendly Overture

My break came on a Friday. The uber-boss actually came by my office and said, “I’m hitting the links. The rest of you poor sl…
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Fender and Grunk

“What is it?” said Captain Grunk. “And who are you?”
“I’m Ensign Gnarls, sir. We’ve received a message from Fender Nash on E…
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Future Sam

Sam grabbed his lighter and torched his “enchanted notebook”. It was bad enough he had to take orders from his boss. He didn’...
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The Announcement

“What do you think you are you trying to do with this?” she stepped forward. Sam backed away, fearing a knife or gun. Instead…
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Starspiration

“What?”
Strange jittery tones went through the ship, as musical as Kayla’s noise.
Kayla?
I peered at the long flashing li…
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DNA Designs
“DNA Designs,” John announced as the door opened.
“I want my money back!”
The customer was a frazzled woman in a tan coat. ...
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The worst day of my life.. :)
The day started as any other would have….. well.. minus the dragon on the fire escape right outside my window. She really d…
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The Grass is Greener

“High School Algebra?” I said, gathering the few rational brain cells remaining in my blubbering skull. “That must’ve been a …
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The Anonymous Blogger
The Anonymous Blogger saw over a thousand unique visitors a day to his blog, enjoying over one hundred comments per post. Nev…
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Part Tres - sneaky snake

I learned a long time ago that when caught in a dream that you can’t wake up from, you should just play along. Talking snake …
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My cat in all this mess

I looked suspiciously at a small bulge in the snake’s mid-section. “Where is my cat?”
“Over here, dearest.”, came a muffled …
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finally getting dressed

I gotta say that question had me. I mean, other than “Everything”, which would have made me sound like an imbecile, I had no …
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The pigeon's role in this.

I don’t know why I was surprised when the door opened and the pigeon flew in. Manners hadn’t been at the forefront so far and…
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The Bunny Slippers are Key

“Oh, I get it,” I said. “Cookie is obviously the name of some giant alien spaceship bent on the destruction of the Earth, rig…
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Were-bie?
“I just saw a werewolf bite a zombie.”
“What did you say?”
“Outside, just now. Werewolf bit a zombie.”
“Right.”
“Seriousl…
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There be dragons here... drat.....

“Just… try throwing your voice in the direction of the slippers.”, he muttered.. “And DON’T let the slippers fall off… No…
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Now you see her... damn...

What could happen? This whole thing is a hallucination, right? My feet dangled out of the window for three minutes and all I …
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Introducing Joe and Cindy - puppeteers

‘Guten morgen.’, I heard the snake say from inside the window in a really bad German accent. “Dragon Lucy, I would like to in…
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Further into the rabbit hole

The snake looked from the little fuzzball cat that until a second ago I thought was named ‘Fluffy’, up to the medium-sized bu…
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Let's Travel Through Time

“Jon Spokes. Got it”, said Sam. The old man was clearly senile and Sam was not interested in small talk. Besides, it was comm…
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Believing and seeing
Some people wear tinfoil helmets and keep away from windows. Some analyse photos endlessly. Some make constant requests for u…
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Meet our leader

We landed in the middle of Yankee Stadium, right on the baseball diamond. Ricky leaped off the dragon, turned and bowed to he…
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Take me to your leader

I never knew a snake could fall. I mean.. when your stomach is so close to the ground, where is there to go? However, I know …
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Speech with the boss

“Put your head in the fish tank!!”, my cat repeated rather intensely. “The Catfish wants to speak to you!!”
I looked at the …
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don the catfish

Fluffy and the snake looked aghast at my action. “What are you doing?’, hissed the snake, for once foregoing his annoying bad…
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book holds the answers..yea. right..

I skimmed through the pages, not making sense of most of it. “What is this book?”, I asked.
“That book is the most prophetic…
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frubjulous
Nothing worse than a phloore. Honest.
They smell bad, they utter bizarre gobbling noises from somewhere around their top nub…
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Magrathea

“Magrathea… a mouse world is the bastion of hope for Earth?? Disney World have too many cats?”, I jokingly asked.
“Yes.” C…
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Convention concluded

‘Convention of Mice to save the inhabitants of the construct.’ read Tobin, a little gray mouse.. well.. in this dimension any…
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Shrubbery

She had been in her bedroom, straightening her hair in the mirror, when she saw the flash of white and gold on her freshly cu…
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Talking to Oneself
Ribs bruised and head pounding, Sam struggled to suppress his whimpers of pain, drawing on the times he “played WWF” with his…
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Talking to Oneself (Moved)

Ribs bruised and head pounding, Sam struggled to suppress his whimpers of pain, drawing on the times he “played WWF” with his…
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The Killer

The dark haired man pulled an antique straight razor out from an inside pocket of his jacket and stared at his reflection in …
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Refrigerator (pt. 2)

Felton Noble went into the bathroom and turned on the light. Facing the bathroom mirror he opened his mouth and removed sever…
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For Change's Sake
“I’m not really enjoying myself here,” said Carl.
“Oh, come on!” laughed Bernard. “Where’s your Joie De Vivre?”
“I’m _dead….
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Refrigerator (pt. 3)

Then, after washing his hands, Felton Noble removed his contact lenses. His eyes were wounded and muddy, no longer dangerous….
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Please leave the planet

The fundamental laws of flying a planet are actually quite simple. They involve finding some force powerful enough to move it…
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Did you think it would get normal?

There is speculation as to the effect of time travel when in space. Some people say that to mitigate the space shift, you nee…
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Treed
I awoke this morning to find I’d been turned into a tree. Oh, I still look like a human, still have legs and arms and move …
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Time Keeps on Slippin'

A few yards up the road Sam noticed a boy no more than 10 years old riding a bicycle with a metal halo on his head.
“Hey ki…
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Jesus' second coming
Interviewer: Oh my God… I mean.. well.. Pardon me please.. Oh jeez… I mean.. wow… God… Are you sure you want to be in…
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Jesus' second coming 2

Connic Chung: If the treatment was so bad, then why have you returned?
Jesus: It is my pop’s idea of a really bad joke..
C…
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Jesus' first miracle

Jesus: We did have a talk before I came this time though. I asked to be able to do things my way.
Connie Chung: You mean tha…
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resurrection of a beloved man

Connie Chung: I am sensing a recurring motif here involving your crucifixion. Is there something you want to talk about?
Jes…
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Time Machines Fly (CLFM 45)

We found the kid riding in circles around a small apartment complex’s parking lot.
He was still sniffling some, although the…
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Home at last - and asleep

Jocinda looked from the mice to the fish, then turned toward the ladder in the corner of the room and made her way up out of …
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Strange Things are Afoot at The Rusty Tailpipe

It was about a mile walk to the bar, and by the time Sam arrived he was tired and thirsty. Sam hadn’t walked a mile since his…
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The End of the World - An Idea

“Just leave your dishes on the table. Do you think the next customer’s gonna mind?” Fender grabbed Max, pulling him out the d…
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The End of the World as We Know It

Max stared into his cup a few moments longer, then gulped its contents down. He made a face as the last bit of tea emptied an…
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Stupid bunny won't start

Piggy was late. He was always late, but this time it was going to cost him his job, and he knew that. He knew the signs.
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Stupid Bunny - Help Arrives

Piggy jumped off the bunny and kicked it a couple of times in the hindquarters. He felt better, but it certainly wasn’t helpi…
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Spark Of Life

“It worked yesterday!” roared Piggy.
“Don’t panic,” Rooster cackled soothingly, “there’s nothing to get upset-”
“Says a guy…
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Whar be Pirate Pete?!

“Whar be Pyrate Pete?! Whar be Pyrate Pete? I should
seize all yer doubloons just fer askin’ me that, young scurvy
dog.” The… -
Christmas Stranger
When Ana heard the knock at the door, she was surprised. It was Christmas Eve, after all. She put down her cup of coffee and…
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Asbestos
“Is the phone ringing?” I said.
“No,” Julia said. “It’s your ears.”
“No, it’s a phone.”
“Not our phone. It’s our neighbor’…
