stylorouge,
I hope everything is well with you. I just heard about the fire in your grandmother’s meth lab. I hope none of h…
A sequel to Return of the Son of An Open Letter to stylorouge
stylorouge,
I hope everything is well with you. I just heard about the fire in your grandmother’s meth lab. I hope none of h…
A sequel to Return of the Son of An Open Letter to stylorouge
Acronyms are an important part of internet communications. Especially if you’re a bad typist. Sometimes, though, the acronyms…
A prequel to Internet Acronyms: A Usage Guide (IA: AUG)
You talking selling or auction? I’d do auction my damn self. Come to think of it, I wouldn’t be selling it. Your call though….
A sequel to The Extraordinarily Queer Transaction of a Stratocaster (2)
It was ten minutes after he’d first laid eyes on it, and Scott Ferguson still held the Fender Strat lightly in his hands bef…
A sequel to The Extraordinarily Queer Transaction of a Stratocaster
“Hey, buddy? Chu think?”
Scott really didn’t know where to go with this. He’d been in instrument retail most of his adult l…
A prequel to The Extraordinarily Queer Transaction of a Stratocaster (3)
You talking selling or auction? I’d do auction my damn self. Come to think of it, I wouldn’t be selling it. Your call though….
A prequel to The Extraordinarily Queer Transaction of a Stratocaster (2)
Dear stylorouge,
I was both shocked and fascinated to learn that you suffer from Chronic Masturbation. At first, I thought y…
A sequel to An Open Letter to stylorouge
stylorouge,
I hope everything is well with you. I just heard about the fire in your grandmother’s meth lab. I hope none of h…
A prequel to Return of the Son of An Open Letter to stylorouge
Tlod stared at the dragon named Horse for a long while, until the smoke from the campfire started getting to his eyes and he …
A sequel to A Horse and his Dwarf
Speakin of boys an they mommas…
This one time there’s this feller by the name o’ Percy Staunt. You prolly member his diddy…
A sequel to Momma's Boy: A Southern Haunting
Dear stylorouge,
I was both shocked and fascinated to learn that you suffer from Chronic Masturbation. At first, I thought y…
A prequel to An Open Letter to stylorouge
Well now, you sayin that reminds me of that time, bout ten years ago, when that black fella come ta town. He was tha best whi…
A sequel to The Whistling Wind: A Southern Haunting
Speakin of boys an they mommas…
This one time there’s this feller by the name o’ Percy Staunt. You prolly member his diddy…
A prequel to Momma's Boy: A Southern Haunting
Velda Clark, the liberrian fer Lampshade Public Liberry, here in Lampshade, Alabama, swears this un is true. I done heard fro…
A sequel to The Fedora: A Southern Haunting
Well now, you sayin that reminds me of that time, bout ten years ago, when that black fella come ta town. He was tha best whi…
A prequel to The Whistling Wind: A Southern Haunting
Dai had been driving for three hours. He had been well on his way leaving the state. He thought about all the things that he …
A sequel to Dai's Bold Move
5. So, you know Palpatine was in Star Wars not Star Trek?
4. Yeah, I liked it. I especially liked the part where you kep…
A sequel to 5 Awkward Things to Say When Commenting on Fan Fiction (Sci-Fi/Fantasy Edition)
5.
“If you don’t like the soundtrack to my life, turn on your own.”
-Lone Writer
4.
“Yes, I am insane. And yes, I do enjoy it…
A sequel to 5 Random Quotes That Can Be Used In Grim (Or Not So Grim) Situations
5. Man, you smell good.
4. Lemme just put my other hand on your shoulder and we’ll get started.
3. They said I had the bigg…
A prequel to 5 Awkward Things for Your Doctor to Say in the Middle of a Prostate Exam
“Where are you going?” These are not the words Dai wanted to hear at this particular moment. Why did she have to be home earl…
A prequel to Half Lies and Tacit Inventories
Dai had been driving for three hours. He had been well on his way leaving the state. He thought about all the things that he …
A prequel to Dai's Bold Move
Nikola Tesla followed the bobble-headed android down a hallway. “Where are we going?” he asked.
“To the Anticipated Orders D…
A sequel to Tesla vs. Edison
“You don’t have to do this, you know?” the girl pleaded as she struggled against the ropes that bound her to the tree. Bastia…
A sequel to The Absent-Minded Serial Killer