llamaluvsmenotu's Favorites

  • Third World Innocence

    Five year old Kaleb started sadly at the small bowl of rice that had just been handed to him for lunch. He carried the bowl b…

  • Dancing

    A remix of an old Beyonce song was blasting from the stereo as Corrine and her friends danced in a circle. She couldn’t actua…

  • Allia Inspired by text

    she opened the door… boom! she died because franklin killed he!

    THE END!

  • How My Life Was Ruined! (and i'm not being dramatic part 2!) Inspired by text

    My nose and lip were bleeding because i got into a fight with a freaky beast named Albert. He was big, beastly, and a very, v…

  • OMG

    OMG

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    OMG

    OMG

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    OMG

    OMG

    OMG

    OMG

    OMG

    OMG

    OMG

    OMG

    OMG

    !!!!!!!!!!

    I just farted!!!!

  • NASTY

    One day my stomach was hurting me! I took some pedo, but it was still hurting me! So my mother said to go to the tolet and ju…

  • meatloaf

    I

    LOVE

    MEAT

    LOAF

    ALot

    dont u???

    U should!!!!

    send me a note if u luv meatloaf

  • fgxhgfjf

    wow u wont believe this…........

    I

    LUV

    U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • JGC

    KOOL IS A COOL WORD I LUV CHOCOLATE I LIKE TO DANCE WIT LLAMAS PLZ COMMENT AND SEND ME NOTES

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

  • Nightmare Inspired by text

    Allia had had a long day. As she climbed into her cold, hard mattress, she sighed. She knew she was going to have the dream -...

  • la la ksia la

    im not hungry

    i want a new game!

    i understand that!

    SHUT IT PLZ!!

    o
    m
    g

    HOW rUdE!!!!!!!

  • wat the...... Inspired by a photo

    as i stepped onto the greenish brown thing with….... a bunch of…trees, i…..um…...

    hey WHAT is this THING anyway??

  • lovely artwork

    once upon a time

    in a blu ice cream tower

    the prince of deer and sause (pizza, or red sause…)

    had a little story

    and a …

  • The Young Woodpecker and the Farmer

    Lush oil lied spooky pod foil own rim or issuers our lords peer query pi eel roar idea roars lousy pity’s Kurt yurts oar… hed…

  • the dum snale Inspired by a photo

    sum dum little snale went on the beech and neer the watr and he was dum reeely dum. an then i stepd on it and it sayd owch an…

  • gjoood

    lolipop

    hersheys

    twizler

    candy i like it good cool yummy

    movies

    bball

    lllllooml

  • yummi Inspired by a photo

    the mushroom island tasted like garlic….... i eated a chunk then eated the rest the there aint no more mushroom island….....

  • jokli Inspired by a photo

    i waz swimmin then ouch i was all like wat the hizzle he waz like oooops i didnt meen 2 i was just like h no i dont think the…

  • ha ha ha thts a nee slapr

    llama

    piggy

    cow

    dogggy

    mice

    i luv the farm!!

    HELLO KITTY!!

    OWCH

  • hilopokilo

    yooooou

    are like a cat who likes lard the cat is fat and so is…..

    ur HEAD!

    MR. FAT HEAD!!!!!!

    u r scary

  • Chinese Food Paradise

    Chicken fried rice

    Wantons are nice

    Sweet and sour chicken

    My fingers I be lickin

    General Tso’s

    I can smell it with my…

  • AwAy!!!!

    There she went, away in her car behind the moving van, my bff from kindergarden, Julie Cappanario. She left boring old Utah t…

  • Her last week. Inspired by a photo

    There she was, Tarus Heather MacIntire (Tori for short), on top of the gorgous Moutains in West Virginia. Tori was had a seri…

  • A Brief Glimpse Into the Mind of llamaluvsmenotu Inspired by text

    Walkin down the street.
    everyone looks @ moi.
    daaammmm im soo KRISPY!!
    i cant help it
    all the llamas luv me!!
    I go down t…

  • Blame it on the rice cakes

    so
    i
    was
    walkin
    one
    day
    i
    fell
    it
    hurt
    i
    cried
    only
    to
    hear
    my
    mother
    shout
    “blame
    it
    on
    the
    rice
    cakes.”

    .

  • HATE LIST 07

    Llama’s HATE LIST 2007

    Webkinz

    sweet potatoes

    Bridezillas

    blisters

    copper

    the smell and sound of pencils

    sunburn

    ...

  • Hidden Inspired by text

    I waved goodbye to Robert, the greasy-haired manager of Hollywood DVDs who lives with his mom, zippered my Roxy sweatshirt, a…