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Third World Innocence
Five year old Kaleb started sadly at the small bowl of rice that had just been handed to him for lunch. He carried the bowl b…
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Dancing
A remix of an old Beyonce song was blasting from the stereo as Corrine and her friends danced in a circle. She couldn’t actua…
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Allia

she opened the door… boom! she died because franklin killed he!
THE END!
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How My Life Was Ruined! (and i'm not being dramatic part 2!)

My nose and lip were bleeding because i got into a fight with a freaky beast named Albert. He was big, beastly, and a very, v…
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I just farted!!!!
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NASTY
One day my stomach was hurting me! I took some pedo, but it was still hurting me! So my mother said to go to the tolet and ju…
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meatloaf
I
LOVE
MEAT
LOAF
ALot
dont u???
U should!!!!
send me a note if u luv meatloaf
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fgxhgfjf
wow u wont believe this…........
I
LUV
U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JGC
KOOL IS A COOL WORD I LUV CHOCOLATE I LIKE TO DANCE WIT LLAMAS PLZ COMMENT AND SEND ME NOTES
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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Nightmare

Allia had had a long day. As she climbed into her cold, hard mattress, she sighed. She knew she was going to have the dream -...
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la la ksia la
im not hungry
i want a new game!
i understand that!
SHUT IT PLZ!!
o
m
gHOW rUdE!!!!!!!
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wat the......

as i stepped onto the greenish brown thing with….... a bunch of…trees, i…..um…...
hey WHAT is this THING anyway?
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lovely artwork
once upon a time
in a blu ice cream tower
the prince of deer and sause (pizza, or red sause…)
had a little story
and a …
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The Young Woodpecker and the Farmer
Lush oil lied spooky pod foil own rim or issuers our lords peer query pi eel roar idea roars lousy pity’s Kurt yurts oar… hed…
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the dum snale

sum dum little snale went on the beech and neer the watr and he was dum reeely dum. an then i stepd on it and it sayd owch an…
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gjoood
lolipop
hersheys
twizler
candy i like it good cool yummy
movies
bball
lllllooml
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yummi

the mushroom island tasted like garlic….... i eated a chunk then eated the rest the there aint no more mushroom island….....
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jokli

i waz swimmin then ouch i was all like wat the hizzle he waz like oooops i didnt meen 2 i was just like h no i dont think the…
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ha ha ha thts a nee slapr
llama
piggy
cow
dogggy
mice
i luv the farm!!
HELLO KITTY!!
OWCH
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hilopokilo
yooooou
are like a cat who likes lard the cat is fat and so is…..
ur HEAD!
MR. FAT HEAD!!!!!!
u r scary
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Chinese Food Paradise
Chicken fried rice
Wantons are nice
Sweet and sour chicken
My fingers I be lickin
General Tso’s
I can smell it with my…
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AwAy!!!!
There she went, away in her car behind the moving van, my bff from kindergarden, Julie Cappanario. She left boring old Utah t…
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Her last week.

There she was, Tarus Heather MacIntire (Tori for short), on top of the gorgous Moutains in West Virginia. Tori was had a seri…
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A Brief Glimpse Into the Mind of llamaluvsmenotu

Walkin down the street.
everyone looks @ moi.
daaammmm im soo KRISPY!!
i cant help it
all the llamas luv me!!
I go down t… -
Blame it on the rice cakes
so
i
was
walkin
one
day
i
fell
it
hurt
i
cried
only
to
hear
my
mother
shout
“blame
it
on
the
rice
cakes.”.
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HATE LIST 07
Llama’s HATE LIST 2007
Webkinz
sweet potatoes
Bridezillas
blisters
copper
the smell and sound of pencils
sunburn
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Hidden

I waved goodbye to Robert, the greasy-haired manager of Hollywood DVDs who lives with his mom, zippered my Roxy sweatshirt, a…