Ficlets | J.B. Williams' posted comments

On Dreams:

posted about 1 month ago

Well, it’s a two way tie. The Punk Rocker challenge made me rethink drinking heavily, without my friends without them watching my every move while Alternatives made me think about my life’s stock and what I can do to improve it’s wealth. Good work everyone, my next challenge will be more, well, interesting.

On A Loaded Gun in the Mailbox:

posted about 1 month ago

Well, all that’s left to say is, “Prepare yourself sir.”

On A Loaded Gun in the Mailbox:

posted about 1 month ago

Well, all that’s left to say is, “Prepare yourself sir.”

On An Unremarkable Factory:

posted about 1 month ago

This unremarkable factory must be very popular amongst the desperate housewives. A hand and a gun? How much do they hate those men?

On An Unremarkable Factory:

posted about 1 month ago

This unremarkable factory must be very popular amongst the desperate housewives. A hand and a gun? How much do they hate those men?

On It Wasn't Funny [Make Me Laugh Challenge]:

posted about 1 month ago

Well, sounds like he had quite the experience with ballons that day. On an unrelated note, I tend to not like to piss off clowns.

On The Duel [Make Me Laugh Challenge]:

posted about 1 month ago

Wow, I thought I was the only one that thought more of a penguin than a duck, the way he was waddling and all.

On Are You Crazy To Marry A Stranger:

posted about 1 month ago

Wow, and I thought internet dating was a bit extreme…

On The Office Temp:

posted about 1 month ago

Funny, this story takes a very different meaning because of the last line. Reminds me of my defensive story, except from the outside view.

On Punk Rocker Alter Ego [J.B. dream challenge]:

posted about 1 month ago

Damn, I liked it, and feel a little guilty for doing so. Great entry.

On Marcello's [Realization challenge]:

posted about 1 month ago

Worst part: based off a true story. I thought I was a douchebag at first for doing that, but then I remembered two things: 1) I am J.B. Williams and 2) It is an equal honor to be on a date, not one way. Oh well, her friends will know me as that a—hole. Thanks for enjoying the first part.

On Rattled:

posted about 1 month ago

I see. I would hate to be him at the prom. Nothing really gets a guy like a girl dancing wildly with another guy when he likes her.

On Realization! (MY 200 FICLETS CHALLENGE!) Challenge on!:

posted about 1 month ago

This challenge is pretty good.

On A Revelation Over Cereal [Realization challenge]:

posted about 1 month ago

That happened to me once before as well. Needless to say, I was less than pleased to be awake.

On [Conversation with yourself challenge] An Unfortunate Incident:

posted about 1 month ago

Wow, the worker for social situations

On [Conversation with yourself challenge] An Unfortunate Incident:

posted about 1 month ago

Wow, the worker for social situations

On What In the World is it All About??:

posted 2 months ago

This is so random that it actually makes sense to me! Good job Kermitgorf for the win.

On The Randomness Must Go On:

posted 2 months ago

I like the fact that none of the penguins took responsibility for the ice cream.

On The Most Random Day Ever:

posted 2 months ago

Sashayed for the win!

On "This Is Just To Say..." [The Apology Challenge]:

posted 2 months ago

It’s gonna be interesting to see what I come up with for this one. Great challenge super teacher/spy.

On Goodbye (This is just to say):

posted 2 months ago

I can relate to this story. It’s very deep; my new go to inspiration.

On Janie, Janie (This is Just to Say):

posted 2 months ago

I thought that it was a tape about someone professing their love for someone else. Talk about a plot twist…

On "This Is Just To Say..."(The Apology Challenge):

posted 2 months ago

Very good ficlet. Sounds very personal, as if through experience.

On They Don't Make A Card For This [Apology Challenge]:

posted 2 months ago

Maybe they should make a card for that

On Forbidden Fruit [poem]:

posted 2 months ago

Wow Ana Cristina. I’m not really one for poems, but I loved it! I find myself thinking about the forbidden fruits of today. Great work, once again.

On Honesty:

posted 2 months ago

I’m probably going to sequel this or do a spin-off of this ficlet.

On An Evening on the Town:

posted 3 months ago

Ha! Short vaca for Cindy Lou

On The Don't Get Defensive Challenge:

posted 3 months ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOL!!! It’s so funny to me because that was EXACTLY my downfall in a situation. I’ll ficlet it so you guys can read it.

On You and Your Self Having a Coversation (200th Ficlet Challenge):

posted 3 months ago

I finally entered. Took a while, but it’s in. It is aptly titled at that.

On Best Sermon Ever (My Inner Cynic Wrote This): [64k Challenge]:

posted 3 months ago

Well the phrase drunken pastor seems more realistic to me now.

On Discussion and Dirt:

posted 3 months ago

Well, since he asked, they went ahead and told him. Personally, I would have wanted to know.

On Time to Finish:

posted 3 months ago

I gotta agree with Ana on that one. Not much more small pleasures in life than your secretary flirting with you.

On The Little Fag The Couldn't:

posted 3 months ago

Yeah, I have to agree with Mycroft. However, a little editing and it could be better

On Please (Capital W's Challenge):

posted 3 months ago

Well, did she go to the hospital or the station?

On Status Quo:

posted 3 months ago

Ask her out…heh.

On Not Just Something I Ate:

posted 3 months ago

Reminds me of my life: I can not have women and happiness, so I only choose one.

On The Machines (64-Character Challenge):

posted 3 months ago

Well it looks like I know where I’m not going to vacation at.

On Down to Me, the Change Has Come:

posted 3 months ago

Nice touch with the Rolling Stones song.

On No Quid Pro Quo for Cindy Lou:

posted 3 months ago

Wow. She really means it. Some married women aren’t that liberal.

On Not Loud Enough (64k ficlet challenge):

posted 3 months ago

I like it.

On To Be Touched by a Stranger:

posted 3 months ago

Wow. Really good ficlet.

On Hungry Much?:

posted 3 months ago

I did not even consider doing that an option sir.

On 64k (250th Ficlet Challenge):

posted 3 months ago

Or at least for the entry.

On 64k (250th Ficlet Challenge):

posted 3 months ago

This is hard, but I pulled a rabbit out of my shoe FTW.

On 64k Challenge: Famous Last Words:

posted 3 months ago

Wow, that’s like that one time, that one lady was sitting next to a grizzly or some bear that flipped out and punched her in the face. Definitely something I would slightly ponder before doing.

On A Toast to Seduction:

posted 3 months ago

It looks like I will not be by the bartender on this one.

On We All Make Mistakes:

posted 3 months ago

My jaw dropped unexpectedly!

On Cindy Lou Comes Cleaner:

posted 3 months ago

Well, it seems that we solved the makeup mystery.

On R_M's Double Bump It Challenge!:

posted 3 months ago

Interesting. I thought of doing the same kind of challenge, but to my ficlets only. Like other authors should sequel it.

On Cindy Lou Comes Clean:

posted 3 months ago

She’s hiding something…

On Cindy, Will You Come Out Tonight:

posted 3 months ago

That was a very intense line right there. It will be used; no one will be happy.

On The Secret Life of the Tummy Buddy:

posted 3 months ago

Wow, I think his ish is going to hit the fan from her.

On Tummy Buddies Fight World Hunger!:

posted 3 months ago

Wow. Hot waitresses who turned into live yogurt turned into date potentials. And it’s eco-friendly. I thought I was good…

On Cindy Lou Says Goodbye Again:

posted 3 months ago

I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but I felt kinda sad for the main character aka my hero.

On A Date with Cindy Lou:

posted 3 months ago

I like it.

On Cindy Lou Dresses for Success:

posted 3 months ago

She’s a little sharper than I thought.

On Cindy Lou Comes Out All Right in the End:

posted 3 months ago

Funny, I kinda forgot that she was naked until you mentioned clothes.

On Cindy Lou Goes Down the Hole:

posted 3 months ago

Funny, she pulled the same trick Geena Davis pulled on Samuel L Jackson in the Long Kiss Goodnight.

On Yogurt Was Never Like This:

posted 3 months ago

Wow, didn’t knowingly take her in, now you can’t get rid of her. Sounds like an illegitimate child.

On And Then You Had to Go:

posted 3 months ago

Wow, this is a first.

On You Had Me as Appetizer:

posted 3 months ago

Ha! A waitress that takes you to the food instead of bringing it to you. That’s funny.

On You Had Me at Appetizer:

posted 3 months ago

I like this story. The dialogue with himself sounds funny.

On I'll Bet the Epitaph Will Be Hilarious:

posted 3 months ago

I like this story a lot. I always considered death as vital to life as being born itself. It’s the ultimate balance that we can encounter.

On Staying Alive:

posted 3 months ago

Wow, that’s funny

On I Wanna Love You:

posted 3 months ago

Ironically, the story goes on further on a song that I really like by Akon.

On Bittersweet Truth:

posted 3 months ago

Well, if we remember what type of person Iago was, what type of person Juliet was, and what women say they want most in “stale” relationships, it should make sense.

On Music Challenge (New Challenge):

posted 3 months ago

I did the second one on this song I saw the video to on YouTube. The song is very good.

On The Truth About Platonic Relationships:

posted 3 months ago

Wow. I feel that guys pain. It feels like someone stabbed me in the stomach and the jerk twisted it. My jaw dropped when I read the last line. That is very painful to read because it is true. Harshly written, but true. My former friend would bitch and whine at me as if we were dating, but it was platonic.

On We All Fall Down {Lyrics Challenge}:

posted 3 months ago

Wow, I thought it was the Kanye West song at first, but kudos to you.

On We All Fall Down {Lyrics Challenge}:

posted 3 months ago

Wow, I thought it was the Kanye West song at first, but kudos to you.

On We All Fall Down {Lyrics Challenge}:

posted 3 months ago

Wow, I thought it was the Kanye West song at first, but kudos to you.

On These are my ten.:

posted 3 months ago

Impressive.

On Crank Dat Soulja Boy!:

posted 3 months ago

I like the fact that Matt wins! Also, you see me at your local party (yes I crank it every day), all these hatas mad cause I got me some Bathing Apes.

On Ay Bay Bay:

posted 3 months ago

I’m in the club hollin’ ‘ay bay bay, ay bay bay, ay bay bay, ay bay bay. Man that song is funny.

On Leave (Get Out):

posted 3 months ago

I see a metaphoric train wreck in the near future for this man. That’s al I’m saying.

On Crazy In Love:

posted 3 months ago

Nice setup for the song into the story. Sound like they’re at a party.

On Stump the Stovo! Answers #4:

posted 3 months ago

Wow, great answer to a horrible question…the person that asked should be stoned with boulders. Great work Stovohobo!

On L'Autre Femme:

posted 3 months ago

My take on it actually was that it was a role reversal from the norm. In this situation, she seems to have a masculine aura, and he seems to be being led through the conversation, which is not usually the case.

On L'Autre Femme:

posted 3 months ago

My take on it actually was that it was a role reversal from the norm. In this situation, she seems to have a masculine aura, and he seems to be being led through the conversation, which is not usually the case.

On L'Autre Femme:

posted 3 months ago

My take on it actually was that it was a role reversal from the norm. In this situation, she seems to have a masculine aura, and he seems to be being led through the conversation, which is not usually the case.

On My thoughts (Utopia Challenge):

posted 3 months ago

Very well thought out and written. An ideal world that can physically exist without man, and one that exist can in our mind. Interesting.

On My thoughts (Utopia Challenge):

posted 3 months ago

Very well thought out and written. An ideal world that can physically exist without man, and one that exist can in our mind. Interesting.

On L'Autre Femme:

posted 3 months ago

Wow, I thought I was harsh on women but hey, I guess times changed.

On Wallace:

posted 3 months ago

I must admit, it wasn’t the wisest move, but it was well deserved in context.

On Bloody Coffee:

posted 3 months ago

Just give him his meds. Now.

On The Search (A New Life):

posted 3 months ago

I like where this is going so far.

On Ode to Loyalty:

posted 3 months ago

Good stuff. I like this ficlet.

On The New American Dream:

posted 3 months ago

Yeah. When did doing the best you can become a cutthroat competition against others?

On The New American Dream:

posted 3 months ago

Yeah. When did doing the best you can become a cutthroat competition against others?

On Joy Ride:

posted 3 months ago

I thought so too. I thought that was the end of that woman.

On Shakes:

posted 3 months ago

This is not a sequel to the preceding story. That was a mistake.

On The End:

posted 4 months ago

I agree with eckhouse. The end being something like this…I could live, and subsequently, die with.

On Dear John:

posted 4 months ago

Well, well. Little lady got some inner strength.

On Dear Jane (The End):

posted 4 months ago

Jeez, what a dick. And I’m a dude saying this.

On Dear Jane:

posted 4 months ago

This is interesting. He sounds like he’s trying hard to be a jerk and that he is intentionallyt trying to break her emotionally.

On Dear Jane:

posted 4 months ago

This is interesting. He sounds like he’s trying hard to be a jerk and that he is intentionallyt trying to break her emotionally.

On Spaces Help Everything, Hidden Message Challenge:

posted 4 months ago

It wasn’t too hard to read. I had to pay close attention though.

On 6 word memoir:

posted 4 months ago

You didn’t enter it into the challenge. It was pretty good.

On You and Your Self Having a Coversation (200th Ficlet Challenge):

posted 4 months ago

Strange challenge. But I’m in.

On August's pain :

posted 4 months ago

She’s stuck. That’s a rough spot to be in

On August's World Crumbles :

posted 4 months ago

Very good pacing on the last paragraph.

On This Place :

posted 4 months ago

Thanks. I do like this website as well. Inviting to all, and it shuns no one. I’ve told a lot of friends about it.

On We watched:

posted 4 months ago

Wow. Very good story.

On My First [True Story Challenge]:

posted 4 months ago

Wow, I remember going out with a girl for a day…it ended with a slap in my face. Ah, the pre-teen years.

On Remembering Regrets: Challenge:

posted 4 months ago

I didn’t get the chance to write it earlier but here goes. This is going to be excritiating, because I think about it almost every day.

On 2:42:

posted 4 months ago

Wow. That was short and intense.

On An End Of A Life :

posted 4 months ago

Wow. Please sequel. I want to find out what the reason was.

On Hurt:

posted 4 months ago

Very good story. I felt compassion for the character before finding out that the character was a murderer.

On Remembering Regrets: Challenge:

posted 4 months ago

Well, one regret would be not dating Ana Cristina…lol. Seriously though, this challenge is interesting. I’ll do it.

On The Reason She's a Lesbian:

posted 4 months ago

I like the last line. Very cold, sharp and unforgiving…like how I like my women. lol. Seriously, very cold and sharp.

On Rude and Crude Valentines Day (part 4):

posted 4 months ago

OK cariecat. Moving right along…

On Rude and Crude Valentines Day (part 3):

posted 4 months ago

Very creepy indeed. Never a good thing when you get messages in the bathroom.

On Can You Spot the Hidden Message?:

posted 4 months ago

Well, I entered two, I may enter a third. It’s going to be hard to top.

On The Vengeance(hidden message challenge):

posted 4 months ago

The message is hidden too deep in there. However, read the context of the story, think about the story, and then try to find it.

On What happened so long ago(hidden challenge):

posted 4 months ago

Well, it wasn’t easy but I did it in. I’ll probably write another one.

On Hungry? {Mock Pop Culture Challenge}:

posted 4 months ago

Sigh, I blame America’s Next Top Model. They had a pretty plus size model, very cute average sized girls, but in the end it’s always the annorexic chicks getting the front cover that look like Kiera Knightly.

On A Day In The Life of Paris Hilton:

posted 4 months ago

See, she learned that word at a Live 8 concert. So she thinks that the world outside of the club is an “environment.”

On Human: Hawk and Mouse:

posted 4 months ago

This is a great metaphorical ficlet. I’ve been trying to write better metaphors and I think I have an idea of how after reading this. Thanks for the inspiration.

On It Happens. (six word challenge):

posted 4 months ago

Kidney, sorry. Kinda early for me

On It Happens. (six word challenge):

posted 4 months ago

Wow. Either it’s really funny or really serious. For both prequels, I see hevey use of that liver.

On Six Word Memoirs CHALLENGE:

posted 4 months ago

I gotta agree with Alexa on this one. Extremely minimal. But it makes you do actual work in responding.

On Challenge: A Picture is Worth a Thousand Characters...:

posted 4 months ago

Congratulations on writing 150 ficlets! I don’t even have half of that yet! Good job! This challenge is a bit weird for me because I don’t really remember writing one off of a pic. I’ll give it the best shot I can.

On She's not happy he's gone:

posted 4 months ago

Wow, that ending was pretty good. Great work.

On Alexa Triumphantly Returns to the Internet!:

posted 5 months ago

Yay! Welcome back Alexa! I know about sad times with no internet. I’m glad the first person to inspire me returned to writing.

On Absence {True Story}:

posted 5 months ago

I understand what you mean. My grandmother was the closest person to me, and she passed April 2003. It is a life changing event. Not every situation is the same, nor is every person, but the best advice I could give you is to find a way to come to terms and accept that it happened. Appreciate the fact that you did have time to spend with them.

On Those nights:

posted 5 months ago

Damn. That’s all I got to say.

On My Blind Girl:

posted 5 months ago

The blimd girl is justice, the side chick is money, or rather the influence of wealth.

On A Love of the Type Dreams are Made Of (Unique Love Challenge):

posted 5 months ago

Wow. I must admit, I was tricked .

On Unacceptable(Ficlet's challenge):

posted 5 months ago

Actually, it’s a true story which explains another one of my previous ones in the end. It is supposed to explain why I, among other people, might all of a sudden become assholes. Easy isn’t a person, it’s a personality trait.

On I Still Have A Picture:

posted 5 months ago

Wow. That’s quite chilling. Disturbing, but made me curious. Wow. Great work

On A Bowl of Fruit:

posted 5 months ago

I like this one. I really don’t like vampire stories, but the focus is more on their psychological, seductive nature. Pretty good.

On 2nd Week with a New Boy.:

posted 5 months ago

Hey I thought that the princess comment gave away some of his personality, which is why I wrote the sequel.

On When I'm Rich:

posted 8 months ago

This story is short and sweet, like my favorite kind of candies. For the few moments that you savor the taste, it feels like hours and a slice of heaven. Great work Snarky.

On The Ficlet Ficlet:

posted 8 months ago

Does anyone not hear that ESPN voice(I think he does voice over on the footage from the old games) in their head when they read this man’s on point profile? Glass-eating champion at twelve? Way to aim high!