This is where Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars' unpublished ficlets (drafts, get it?) would show up. You need to be logged in to see drafts (assuming counts you as an editor)!
I’ve been to Earth. I know where it is. And I’m gonna take us there.
Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars is: A) A lazy wanna-be writer. B) A video editor. C) The exiled God-Emperor of the planet Mars. D) Horny for Daleks. E) All of the above.