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The Insane Knight Finds Some Clothes

“Pardon me, kind sir!” someone shouted from behind. Martin jumped in surprise. He didn’t expect anyone else to be taking the …
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The New Jeff

Fog always put him in a bad mood. It wasn’t just the fog though; ever since his girlfriend brought it up it had been eating a…
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The Insane Knight Takes a Break
They rode through the dark forest. The Insane Knight and his headless Dwarven zombie sidekick, Tlod, had traveled for what se…
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The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 4

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The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 5

Montelban froze when he saw the dragon sleeping on the hill. He attempted to sneak around the dragon, but it opened its eyes …
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The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 6

The Medusa stared at The Insane Knight. He should be stone by now, she thought. The Insane Knight returned her stare and, t…
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The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 7

“He probably stopped to take care of that Medusa,” Tlod said. He was relieved that the speech impediment had faded. “If what …
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The Insane Knight Finds a Horse

The Insane Knight and his sidekick, Tlod, the dwarven zombie with a temporary giant’s head, stood in front of the burning sta…
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The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 8

The Insane Knight stared down at Tlod.
“You got your head back?” he asked the undead dwarf.
“Yes, I did,” he said.
“Were y…
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The Insane Knight Gets Lost

“Fazpagarg!” the Insane Knight exclaimed. Whenever he reached a point of total frustration, he would swear in gibberish. In t…
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The Insane Knight Raises the Dead

The Necromancer looked down at the corpse of the dwarf. She looked back up at the Knight who had, just moments ago, brought t…
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The Low-Carb Kid vs. Mr. Body Alarm

The Low-Carb Kid just wanted to finish reading his cookbook. There were thousands of excellent, extremely healthy, low-carb r…
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Powerless
It was supposed to be the perfect night. I had reached the height of my popularity in the city. I had stopped more crime in a…
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The Insane Knight Dies a Fiery Death

The Campfire towered over The Insane Knight. Tlod tugged on the knight’s arm, urging him to retreat. The Dragon named Horse s…
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5 Things I Have Never Told Anyone

1.) Your hair tastes like pasta. Mind if I cover it in Prego?
2.) My house is made out of Vienna Sausages.
3.) The governme…
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Stan (And How He Ran From Handyman Dan) {Minimum Length Challenge}

Handyman Dan’s plan got canned when Stan heard the plan and ran.
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Bad Vibes
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The Thoughts of a Stunt Man at the County Fair Stunt Spectacular

It struck him right in the middle of the jump. It must have been when he looked down and saw all the redneck men, the toothle…