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Ways to get kicked out of Wallmart
1. Grab a speaker phone and stand on the check out station and scream: “LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER!” Then start singing the Barne…
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The Not So Silent Accident

The previous year they had been together…..or, at least, known each other had been a very dark, sad, happy, and confusing y…
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The Silent Treatment

No one understood why he did it. He said it was an accident, but was he telling the truth? It was a mystery, all right. A big…
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She won, he left

the court case may have been rigged, but she seemed to have her way throughout the whole case.the jury agreed with her. The j…
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Salad

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Detective Defective
Hi, my name’s Detective Defective, and I am a curious cat. No, I really mean it. Literally, I got turned into a cat. So, I th…
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banana walnut muffin
I walked up to the counter, and said,”I’d like a banana walnut muffin,”.The short, blondegirl behind the counter just looked…