trifalmadorian_gameshowhost's published ficlets
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Searching for eldorado and eating endangered species.
“The tapir huh?”
“They are slow and fat and taste like chicken bacon.”
“Aren’t they an endangered species?”
“Besides bein…
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Mistress Elsha Hawk finds time to write between confirmed kills.

” More chardonay mam?”
“Always monsuer.” Repled the beautiful statuesque seraphim as she rapidly typed away on her laptop whi… -
circus of interplanetary refugees

“Why had it come to this?”
“why do they hate us?”
“I thought we were safe here we picked this planet because the humans had n… -
it's my party i can die if i want to part 5

Xenotran had traveled 75,000 light years to Earth, delivered the message to president ronald reagan and returned to report h…
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It's my party i can die if i want to part 4

The bum brushed the matted dreadlocks that smelled of foul sewage and stale whine, from obscuring the view of the shills who…
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it's my party i can die if i want part 3

“Jillian I laa…” That was all i got out before my dream withered away because of a million to one chance occurence. I mean…
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it's my party i can die if i want part 3

“Jillian I laa…” That was all i got out before my dream withered away because of a million to one chance occurence. I mean…
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it's my party i can die if i want part 2

Who would have guessed the screaming 911 call would have been a result of the truman capote versus hunter s thompson deathma…