“Well where in the twelve hells did you leave it?” said Quarg, irritably.
“I don’t know,” said his son.
It’s tricky. In mo…
A prequel to Why I oughta...
“Well where in the twelve hells did you leave it?” said Quarg, irritably.
“I don’t know,” said his son.
It’s tricky. In mo…
A prequel to Why I oughta...
I like the horoscopes. I usually read them all, or at least until I find one that aligns with my daily plans. “You will find …
A sequel to You're My Inspiration
Truthfully the blame lies squarely at my feet.
I’d sidestepped the glowing blue portal in my front garden, carefully chosen…
A prequel to No pants, No problem part II
Ah the heartbreak of pantslessness. The 7-11 clerk had good reason to show disdain for my naked legs. What’s amazing is that …
A prequel to The heartbreak of pantslessness
And then he began to cry. Maybe he’d already been crying—I suddenly saw his tan cheeks were wet.
“Please, sir, I don’t want…
A prequel to There Is No Deal
You know, people laugh at convenience store clerks. Thanks a bunch, Kevin Smith.
So I’m standing behind my counter last Su…
A prequel to Yeah, it's a problem
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A prequel to Yeah, it's a problem
He was pointing wildly at the door, swinging his arm in an exaggerated swoop.
“GET OUT! You can’t be in here like that, you …
A prequel to Maybe its not me...
It was a few weeks later when we heard that the owner, of the house we were throwing from, had died in his sleep and it was o…
A sequel to snowball in hell (part 3)
I thought nothing more about the odd apparition as I relaxed with my friends, the sun gently warming our skin, the water of t…
A prequel to Snowball in Hell (part 5)