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Optophobia

It’s nine o’ clock in the morning, but I won’t wake up. Let me be late to school again, let the principal yell at me again, l…
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{Genre Ficlet} Drowned Tears

Sara stared off into the lake,throwing a stone into it once in a while.Her eyes were filled with tears,showing you a reflecti…
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The Positively Prophetic Adventures of Pie
I left the pie on the train, and if you ask me, it was an utter waste of a perfectly good pie.
I boarded in Farmingdale, and…
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You Can't Beat Pirate Pete
Pirate Pete ascended the wooden spar of the main-mast
and grasped one of six dangling ropes. His tar soaked
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Whar be Pirate Pete?!

“Whar be Pyrate Pete?! Whar be Pyrate Pete? I should
seize all yer doubloons just fer askin’ me that, young scurvy
dog.” The… -
Meet You At The Swingset

Sometimes, when I have to make a tough decision, I go find a swingset.
It takes me back to the simpler times of my youth, w…
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Sea Serpent Splash

The harpooned sea serpent surfaced near the aft portion of the frigate, the thickset rope dangling from its underbelly. Its e…
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John Cage: A Biography in 4' 33"
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Our Sister Venus

Venus, our sister planet. Was she once like us?
Did she have rolling green hills and mountainous water falls? Did she have …
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The Pulse
Sometimes, in the very earliest hours of the morning, just after today turns into tomorrow, you can hear it. It sneaks its wa…
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In Mantra We Trust

Ever sense the surprise broadcast on August 1st, Americans across the country, driven by fear, curiousity, or both, tuned int…
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Van Mantra's Trial

“I, Van Mantra, will lead you towards survival” he said in a confident tone. People across the nation were little convinced b…
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Alex 1:1-13
(1)In the Beginning… There was Nothing.
(2) Then He created the World, placing in it oceans and rivers, mountains and vall…
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He/She just farted!!!!And due to the really low rating…
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The Call for Help from Chickens

The Phone was soon an island amidst the fowl population. Horrible, just like the smell that was making Becky’s eyes water and…
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Van Mantra's Appearance

It was a frightening thing for all the people who had come for their savior, Van Mantra. They saw the sheer enormity of the h…
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Van Mantra's Betrayal

Van Mantra had showed himself. Not by the road, as people had expected, rather, he was seen by all walking in from the desert…
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Before the Desert's Revenge, the Old Lady's Past

She had spent her entire life as a doormat,a thing to be used until it became a hindrance. She was tired.Her children wanted …
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Mantra, or Mezin?

By now, both Van Mantra’s commercials and the Mezin’s were being shown worldwide, and everyone had an opinion. Some followed …
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The Edge Of The World

How does it feel
To have your turn
To stand on the edge of the world
Maybe this time you’ll learnOur love was not a toy
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Van Mantra's Rise

Van Mantra’s sly grin faded into a blank expression. He turned and led the doppelgangers away from the scene. Unblinking, th…
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Popular 10

Melody talked to me the whole way giving me tips on how to act and what to say. I absorbed everything like a sponge. When we …
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Rise of the Chicken Queen

After sixty minutes of chickens clucking, relieving themselves, and breeding (Becky gagged at this) all over her kitchen, the…
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Unwanted Subjects, The Queen Strikes Back

It was the worst nightmare that no person had ever imagined. She stood at one corner of the room, while the chickens stood at…
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"…the strange creature called WITCHBOY!"

Simon groaned. “Oh, crap. Not him …”
“Yes, Cousin,” came a voice from the shadows. “I have returned!”
From the darkness a…
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This is ridiculous

As Becky was trying to figure out who the machine gun worked, she heard a loud “cluck” behind her and set off several rounds….
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Chicken Queen's Sanity

It was sunrise, and the whole room was filled with the crowing of roosters. Becky was rudely awakened. The Lead Cluck bent ov…
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My Plan's On It's Way

We walked over, strutting our stuff.
“Okay Lindsay, I’ll show you how it’s done.” She smiled and walked up to Teddy. “Heyy m… -
Mumble Jumble

Do I have to use all 1024 characters? I ask myself. Of course! I scold. No editing!
Many things running through my he…
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Swami

I sit at the table,my eyes staring off into space into what she thinks is a trance. How come people are so gullible? I argue …
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Not As I Planned

“Um, s-s-sure.” He stuttered and came over to help me, not that I needed it. I was standing over the plate with the bat, he c…
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The Crazy Psychiatrist

“I was so hoping you wouldn’t suffer from your mother’s condition.”
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Long Lost Relative (of the Chicken Queen)

Becky went through her session as if it was a dream.The psychiatrist asked questions and she answered briefly,there was a cha…
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Will It Really Work?

My palms were sweating and my hands were shaking. Mitch,Sammy and Ken were standing behind me. “Just dial the number!” Mitch …
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Oh NO!

Teddy looked totally shocked after what Ty had said. Was he going to realize Brixley was cheating. “There’s no way she’s your…
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Lips

No, NO, NO!! This is not happening! I can’t fall in love with him! I won’t fall in love with him. I pulled away from him an…
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Oh it is love....

I studder, ” Ty, I can honestly say I love you just the same… but I can never let anyone tear me to pieces or leave my hea…
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Note in Locker

Danny,
You talked to me today!
You might not have realized it but you said hi to me in the hall. Still more proof that we hav…