Artemis Fowl rocked. I was at borders yesterday, and the new one’s out (time paradox), and get this: It’s stand was right next to the Breaking Dawn one, and i was the only one looking at the AF book. Gah. It was sad.
Again, there is nothing wrong with the Twilight series- I just couldn’t get into them. But I’m fine with everyone else liking them- as long as they don’t mention it to me :)
1: Is this a fictional story? If so, LW’s right and the grammar needs to be cleaned up. People won’t read it otherwise. 2: If this is not a fictional story but rather a personal testimonial, I’m sorry and I don’t want to be rude here but maybe it would be better suited for a different site, like livejournal or something.
also, I do think it has great potential as a story, you express things very well. :)
sorry. obviously i don’t know the whole story, but i hope whatever happened clears up. in the future, though, please do not fight through ficlets. this is a nice site for creative expressions. Not angry ones. :(
disregarding any real-life similarities, i’d say the poem is very good.
and courtney (band geek of awesomeness), hypocrisy means saying one thing and doing the opposite (like saying “I hate puppies” then buying one.)
I have a feeling this won’t be flirty or nicenice :) Great job, I really like the character. Nice job with the present tense, as well- I’m terrible at that.
Don’t worry, I’ll give him five, then it’ll be even :) I really like this, elephants are very intellegent and I think I would feel the same way as the narrator if they acted that way towards me.
Maybe everyone does that- i always say shore and mum or ma or muvah. though the last one is mine. I think my accent is maybe appalachian mountain-ey cause i live there and my town talks like me but i’ve never been to other accented towns because we’re on the end of the accent thingy- whoa, rambling, srry.I also use yadork and call my dog “uggiewuggums”. wow.
Hee hee, you’ll see that i’m quite mean to Hannah anyway. I enjoyed your comment, Mistress E.H. hey, your pen name’s initials spell “meh”! cool. my friend says that all the time. Ramble alert!
best name ever! wait, i say that for every cool name-but this is a REALLY cool name! Good ficlet, i like the letter format and i agree with flutefaerie about the old english.
Number three: oh yeah. I draw in my own, animeish, very geometrical, completly my own style and i only draw people in that style- everyone always asks “whos that?” and that stinks cause it’s never someone i know just someone that pops into my head. Freakily sometimes i see the same people later in completely different cities-but that could be just because the drawings arent very realistic. Eh.
its a disorder thing where all my senses are very sharp- which can be good, as i notice small things, and have a good sense of smell and hearing, but it is also bad because little things bother me much more than is normal-like taking a shower or the feeling of certain fabrics. it was much worse when i was little and im almost perfectly fine now, but its still part of me, u know?
i am very sorry. car accidents are not a fair way to die. what you said about the past tense…i always talk about my loved ones in the present tense, because i believe that they are still funny, and nice, and wonderful, just in heaven, not on earth. i dont know if you believe in heaven or not, and if not, no offense, but overall, my condolances. You too, Kermitgorf.
oh wow! I like this a lot. Everything fits in really well, even Umblefumble (which is saying something)! Thank you so much for entering, i really enjoyed this ficlet. :)
Oooh, i love this! Very suspenseful and exciting. It leaves you wondering… I love how you used to glass porcupines, as something mysterious and special. Thanks so much for entering!
Wow! THis is great. I love how everything seems to be normal, a boring, annoying day, and then at the end “umblefumble” comes in and you end the story with a laugh. Great work! Thanks for entering. :)
Truly, truly insane lady. I like how you made it an outside observer with no connection to “umblefumble” instead of making U. the main character. Bravo!
I think of the challenges as partly superfun and partly really good for inspiration. I’ve only entered two, but other’s entries are very good and would be great even without the challenge as a prequel. I’m sorry that you feel that way, Writer Buff, but i half to agree with the people above me: Challenges=good.
whoops! im bad at grammer, as u can tell…and the last line means ” i think he has a crush on me” which is what “likes me” means if you say it with a certain tone of voice.
That’s great. I love it. though i agree with THX…some of my bestest friends are emo goths and the nicest people ever. But i really think that you describe it well.
Yeah, her friends are more like “friends”, she dosn’t really connect with them or like them. Amy’s pretty much her only true friend, and she thinks of it that way. Probobly should have explained that better…will edit.
i really appreciate the constructive critisism, im only 13 so thats super useful. Btw, what does ameliorate mean? I love words and if i see one i dont know, i just half to know what it means! Oops, there i go again with half, its a habit of mine, ill fix it. also fixing name, which was a stupid mistake. Thanks!
see, her mom’s dead, and her dad can’t pick her up right after school cause he’s at work, so she stays in “daycare” till he can. Thanks for the that to this thing, too, i didn’t catch that.
hey sorry about the whole “some are really short and some are really long” thing in this series, its just that i wrote this on microsoft word before I got on ficlets and so it dosn’t fit the character count at all. eh.
ok, from what i gathered from my visit to austria and that song about feeding your dog milk under the apple tree, you are singing about being an american/austrian/autralian speaking german (deutsh) and possibly mentioning languages and…um…nighttime? Ok im probobly totally wrong but i thought that id just say it anyway. ok. bye.
Death Cab For Cutie Rules! My sister loves it and she gave me a shirt with them on it and people kept asking me if i liked them so i would say that i hadn’t ever listened to them but that was embarassing so i listened to some of their songs and now i love them
wow that was long. Also ive heard of the Artic Monkeys but none of the others. And i’m calling you steve. Ha.
HSM-Grrr! hate it, yeah, but my sis was in a play of it and it was cool because they made it so cheesy and over-the-top that it was acually funny. but the movie sucks, so yay! HSM spoof!
eighth grade….HATE SCHOOL! even if i have good teachers, i have a thing about sitting in a stupid yellow chair listening to adults talking about things that they really don’t care about, plus apparently im the resident therapist, as everyone comes to me with their problems everywhere, which can really get me depressed and-whoa. sorry, ranting. I’ll stop now. loved the ficlet.
I’m afraid of heights too, not really bad, but once I climbed the stairs (iron, holes, spiral, crowded, could see all the way down) to the top of St. Peter’s Church in England and almost fainted. Going down was even worse… Anyway, i really liked your story. It was funny and truthful.
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