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Memories

Gasping with exertion, she thrust Matt up onto the dock, her hands holding onto the edge for dear life. But she couldn’t hois…
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as i discover hope
Something inside me rose, i don’t know what it was,
i think about this new feeling, as i ponder on the thought i watch. And … -
When the Lightning comes

Greenish-grey stormclouds
gathered above
rain falls
soaking the thirsty plants
the sun tries to shine out from behind the clo… -
Childhood

What happened…
To the times when crying was so simple? When tears could be fixed with something so simple as a kiss, a hug…
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Pockets

The duck’s name was Gertrude, and she guarded the bridge. The cat’s name was Harry, and he wanted to cross the bridge.
“Sto…
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loneliness

i feel alone in this world,
all by myself.maybe it’s just me,
or maybe, i really am all alone.but sometimes, i get this l…
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She Had Just Moved In

He used flowers like a drug, letting her inhale the pollen, hold the sweetness in her throat. He liked it when her fingers br…
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Harold
Harold awoke one morning to find that he was dead. Being a rather optimistic person, he tried not to let it interfere with hi…
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My Wisdom Teeth have Arrived with Gusto
I had a toothache last night.
A temple-splitting headache that felt like someone was drilling a large hole through my teeth …
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The Events of Sunday the 30th of September: From a Pre-Lived Perspective
I was sitting at my computer a second ago wondering why, all of a sudden, it was like Ficlets had stopped.
I did some time-zo… -
High School Musical -- Barbie Style

The Cast:
Gabriella-Barbie…Regan
Sharpay-Barbie….Angie
Troy-Ken…...........Regan
Ryan-Ken…..........Angie*The Set…
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Get A Job

“You have What??,” said Mr. Givengibbs to his college grad son, Corky.
“Ergophobia,” Corky said in a knows everything way th…
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Where On Earth Did the Name Stovohobo Come From?
It’s a burning question I’ve been asked many times. People seem to be attached to this particular query, hurling it in forcef…
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Those Of Us Who Think People Care To Know Where Our Pen Names Came From... A Mischievous Plot Begun By That Squirt, Stovohobo... A Story of Yeah Write And How She Came To Be Yeah Write... A Ficlet of Epic Proportions

Before her discovery of weemees from the magical land of weeworld (©, ®, ™, etc.) sponsored by aim (also ©, ®, ™, etc.), the …
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This X is Impossible
go
read my palm
please, conjure up the ultimate solution
to this delicate conundrum“you’re a study in contradictions,”
they… -
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Public Service Announcement: Didaskaleinophobia and the Harmful Effects Your Child Encounters

Didaskaleinophobia. Every child in America is affected by this terrible sickness. They go through the pain, every single day,...
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The Denial of the Twinkie Addict Extroirdinare

Okay, let me just say this right away. I’m not fat. I’m pleasantly plump. I just want to get back to my “before three kids” b…
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Long words

She cringed at the sight of it, almost breaking down in tears. Wow, I thought what’s her problem?
“She soooo has hippopotomon… -
In the Psychiatric Unit -- Destiny's Notebook

Kerri said just to write down how I feel. What happened. So that’s what I’m going to do.
I sort of knew him, I guess. I mean…
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The True (Albeit Anticlimactic) Story of How [pens&feathers] Got Her Name

So one day, I stumble upon this fabulous website called Ficlets.
Sign in through AIM. Okay.
Oh. Insert pen name here.
Pen…
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I'm Free, Free Falling

This is a sequel (I guess) to the phobia contest post thing. I almost feel like I shouldn’t participate because I dont consid…
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In the Psychiatric Unit -- Kaitlyn's Notebook

I’ve always had a love/hate relationship with school, and therefore a love/hate relationship with writing. Mom would always e…
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Break up post-it.
“Just a note!?” I asked frantically.
“Yeah,” Jimmster, by best bud, shrugged, “just a note.”
I looked at the tiny peice of pa… -
Sphinxes Are Stubborn

I sighed.
It had been five days since I had deserted my town, since I had deserted Evan.
It wasn’t like me, none of it was…. -
Dear Gossip Girl: I'm Failing Every Subject

Dear Gossip Girl: I am terrified, and would you mind, if I sat next to you, and watched you smile?
-FoB4NevaDear FoB: Uhm…
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{Genre Ficlet} Drowned Tears

Sara stared off into the lake,throwing a stone into it once in a while.Her eyes were filled with tears,showing you a reflecti…
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Hollywood Heroin

Notice: The people from the Gossip Girl franchise came and told me I couldn’t use the name anymore…so from now on, I’m Ho…
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The Insane Knight Finds a Head

The duo started to leave, but then a dragon walked across their path. It had a giant head in its mouth.
“So that’s what kil…
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Cold Sparks

The snow hit my numb face like little sparks, the sparks stung. But they made me happy. I came to this place often, it’s a ve…
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She and I
I can hear her sigh softly as she caresses me. I curse myself—how embarrassing it was for me to have such flaky skin, of a…
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Playlisted

1.) Just What I Needed – The Cars
2.) Where Is My Mind? – The Pixies
3.) San Francisco – Vanessa Carlton
4.) You Get What You… -
What Happens When a Bored Kid Named After a Twisted Version of His Name and a Hobo Meets Music? Just About THE ULTIMATE PLAYLIST EVER...Well, Maybe Not (But the Longest Title for a Ficlet Ever, Definitely)

1. A Nervous Tic Motion of the Head to the Left—Andrew Bird (a recent find, great!)
2. Thick as Thieves—Dashboard Conf…
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Just One More {Challenge: mundane object}

As I waited in line at the supermarket, I noticed a woman with a small boy.
She was pleading with the manager ;
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Freedom Dies (Fin)

He thought he was doing what he’d always dreamt ‘bout
but the worlds been around for a whole lot longer
was he so naive to th… -
Third World Innocence
Five year old Kaleb started sadly at the small bowl of rice that had just been handed to him for lunch. He carried the bowl b…
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Your color is red (Color Challenge)

You wear all black, eyes lined in Kohl. Even your hair is dyed black, so dark it swallows the light. But your color is red.
...
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Not a Fairy Tale

Once upon a time…
If only that was the way all stories started. If only this story was like a fairy tale…but it is not…
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Happy, and you know it.

The sucky Friday was instantly brightened- as it was any time she saw Marl.
He was classic with a few dents and bruises, muc… -
I'm A Foreigner And I Don't Speak German Well [In German!]

Ich bin Auslander und spreche nicht gut Deutsch..
Ich bin Auslander und spreche nicht gut Deutsch..
Bitte sprechen sie doch l… -
Free-men
Free-men die as rich-men thrive,
the earth keeps spinning by and by.
That’s the way our stories go,
there’s nothing left tha… -
World.

Think about the world. Think about it if we had no computers, (thats right, i said no
computers), no cell phones, no ele… -
Finally Proud

That day, i walked out of that lunchroom proud of who i was. I didnt care what that scale said, i loved myself. For once i…
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Confession [3]

Autumn knocked on the door of the dorm that Bethany shared with her boyfriend of four years. She answered, dressed in sweatpa…
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Confession [4]

“Tony, what about Tony?” Bethany didn’t make the connection.
“Beth, Tony’s my baby’s father. I’m so sorry, It was a horrible…
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Telling Tony [5]

“Hey Beth!” Tony gave his girl a peck on the cheek. “Hey Autumn, I didn’t expect to see you here.”
Autumn started to speak u…
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Outcome [6]

Tony remained speechless. Bethany moved over to hug her friend. Both girls were crying. Finally Tony broke the silence. “You’...
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10 Years Gone By [8]

Ten years went by after Autumn gave birth to Lyric Elisabeth Crickmore. She gave the baby her last name, because of what had …
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Scared More Than A 6 Year Old Should Be [Dream Challenge.]

I come home from school to see a big truck in my driveway. That’s strange. I think and head over to find my dad – he had so…
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This Is Fo All U Hata's Who Is Dissin My List Fo Havin Rap. So Here's The Lyrics To A Hip-Hop Song About Hip-Hop By KJ-52. He Even Agrees With You Guys.

Hey everybody won’t you look at me now,
I’m on VH1 they got me on the countdown!
Got a phone call that’s how I found out
I’m … -
Talking [10]

“Autumn!” Tony called out as she hurried into the house, holding her daughter by the hand. She opened the door when Tony grab…
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Tony's Side [11]

Autumn sighed. Maybe she had been a little tough on Tony. After all it was a heavy load to drop on him. They were only ninete…
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Telling Lyric [12]

“Lyric, come down here please.” Autumn called to her daughter.
“Coming mommy!” Lyric yelled back from her room. She scurried…
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Of Charcoal and Porcelain

As soon as the bell rang for the end of third period, Carmen ran out of the classroom. But this time, he was waiting for Bijo…
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sunset

“Someday,” he begins his voice, hopeful “I’m going to visit there,” he points to the setting sun, sguinting to to make the pi…
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Finding It

I felt like a party. I needed to get out after all that crap with Ty. I went online and talked to everyone I knew. There had …
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Stone
I feel like a stone,
I sink.
Nothing breaks me,
I break other things.
I hurt people,
When I don’t mean too.
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I Miss You
I miss u
Like a lot
I almost wished u owed me something
But u don’t
I stare at the computer screen
With u in mind
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Watch Me
Watch me walk
But don’t look at my butt
Watch me run
But don’t watch my breasts bounce up and down
Watch me talk
But actual… -
Playlist? Ha.

Hmm…
1. Icky Thump by The White Stripes
2. Another Day from Rent
3. Potential Breakup Song by Aly and Aj
4. He Hates Me by… -
All Because of a Container of Low-Fat Yogurt
It all started with a container of low fat yogurt.
Rob had just chucked various brands and kinds of yogurt in the cart, per u… -
Song challenge- An interesting selection

here goes…
1. Nightmare- by Dane cook
2. In Love With the 80’s (Pink Tux to the Prom)- Relient K
3. Smile like you mean …
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The Entryway

“Honey,” she says to you. But you already know what she’s going to say. “You have to go.”
“It isn’t fair, it isn’t right,” y…
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Doc Malone, Private Eye (Gumshoe Challenge)

It was a cold, dry night in the heart of Chicago. A night for smoking with the window open while sipping your scotch. _Chink!...
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How It Feels To Be The Ugliest

What are you staring at? I’m just another one of you. Some of you look like me, but they don’t have Ugliest Human Contests ...
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Searching for A Plot in a Plotless Story 8...billion

“No we don’t!” cried the audience in grape-flavored contrast.
So doo doo be boop, the plot will go oooooooon
And on.
Sudde…
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This Would be what Happens when you Piss Off your Secretary
I was in the process of tidying up when the phone rang. I walk over to my desk and pick up the phone, bracing myself.
“Hello…
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Ancient Children
The two kids stared at each other from opposite ends of the lunchroom. Amidst the chaos of an elementary lunch period, the tw…
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Prowl
The taste of metal in my mouth. My ears are ringing. I can feel a large knot on my head, and my hand comes away wet and stick…
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Train to Mexico

The driving force for which I persevered for days and would have for months was the glass porcupine. There were originally tw…
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Hyper Girl And The Porcupines of Destiny

You don’t know me, but my name is Umblefumble Jones. Yes, my parents were evil, thoughtless people, but that’s beside the poi…
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A Wrong Number and Granny {Insert Pen Name Here's Fifty Nifty Challenge}

Stupid remote
I pointed it at the cable box while I repeatedly pressed the buttons. All the while pushing myself off the c…
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Porcupines in Spain

In Madrid on the express train a man handed me a package and quickly darted from the platform before I could stop him.
I c… -
Strange Meeting

While waiting for the express train one day, a pair of AA batteries rolled right up to me. Not long after, a petite girl of a…
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Unnamed because its that special
Live life with eternal flare.
Trust me someone out there cares.Live life passionatly day by day.
Don’t let the love fade aw… -
Dumpster Diving

Came up empty again; third time this week. Once I found two glass porcupines. Traded them to Umblefumble for a dime bag a…
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What {fifty nifty challenge}

Sherri passed Umblefumble something written on a post-it note knocking her spanish phrase book to the tile floor.
It e… -
The Things We Do For El Amor [50 nifty challenge]

I have the knack of falling in love with girls with strange names. My last girlfriend was named Trenchcoat, I had a brief fli…
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The News
I ran down the stairs as I heard my dad come home from work.
“Dad!” I shouted.
“Hi, guess what? I have news for everyone,” he… -
In Loving Memory (My Sister in My Heart)
A Tribute to a Loved One
Lora Pacheco
December 11th, 2007
8:27P.MLora is a close friend, who as of the date & time menti…
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Nuclear Winter

Trumpets flared out, flames from their muzzles reaching the carpet. A queen, in her quite royal regalia, walked down the car…
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If I was a Boy....
If I was a boy, I think I’d be tall
If I was a boy, my best friend would be Liam
If I was a boy, I’d still be at the Davis’ e… -
5 Things That You Never Knew About Stovohobo (You Know What? 6 Just for the Sake of Non-Conformity)

1. I love my friends, but sometimes they can get on my nerves. For example (names are changed. I am Fransisco [cuz it’s an am…
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5 Things That You Never Knew About Stovohobo (You Know What? 6 Just for the Sake of Non-Conformity) Cont'd

4. I can’t stand horror movies. I’m fine with getting scared or surprised, but it’s the nightmares and insomnia that might pl…
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Quirky, Who Says I'm Quirky? (Pens' Quirky Challenge)

1. I put an icecube in hot chocolate and tea.
2. I take off the lettuce, tomato, onions on a hoagie (sub sandwhich on a long … -
The John (8)

John must of loved me enough because he left for rehab. Patrick must have loved me because we moved into his mom’s old apartm…
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A million more
You think you can look at your phone and hit Ignore beacuse you chose how I feel, like I’m your miniature whore. And I ne…
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The UCL

A cold sweat broke out on Darryl’s face, sprinkling into his eyes and onto the ice, forming small puddles. His arms pumped fu…
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4: Player

Pete pulled away finally from their make-out in the middle of the bowling alley. Very classy.
_Stef: Hey, I’m kinda hungry.
P… -
Bartimaeus: A philosophical Exploration of the Pen name that is supreme above all others.

Bartimaeus. It’s epic, heroic, and a powerful-sounding name. It mixes ancient with new. For Bart is a somewhat common modern …
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Love: The Optimist and the Pessimist
Love.
Love is that feeling you cannot explain,
Love is the wish for the absence of pain.
Love is the wanting, the wishing, th… -
It's me! (A Little Inspiration Quiz)

1. Yes… I have tried crank dat, a Homecoming after party.
2. the most nastiest thing I have eaten was when I was little I a… -
A Fun But Insane Quiz From Insert Pen Name Here's Very Insane Mind (Hopefully this really really really long title will grab your attention: CLICK ON MEEE!!!) WOW!! That was long!!=O!

1. Green, my sister has a cold
2. The livingroom at my home
3. My hair is blonde, just blonde.
4. I was on that one aim site … -
A Fun But Insane Quiz From Insert Pen Name Here's Very Insane Mind And the Title DID indeed catch my attention so here is my reply to Insert pen name's quizzy-poo ;)

“Oh, boy,” thought Jenunique happily. A quite lengthy title staring boldly at her after signing in; a tingle of inspiration *...
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Tad's response to : A Fun But Insane Quiz From Insert Pen Name Here's Very Insane Mind (Hopefully this really really long title will grab your attention: CLICK ON MEEE!!!)

1) No tissue box, I use a roll of toilet paper on my desk.
2) Propped up in my bed on my lap top while a very noisy tv distr…
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Answer To Really Long Quiz With A Really Long Name That Really Grabs Your Attention

1. Tissue Paper Is: Invisible/Chesire Cat (Sorry if I Spelt That Wrong)
2. Writing From: Home
3. Hair Color: Majority (Brown)...