... but on the other hand it really is too good to pass up for potential Ficlets:
An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch.The squirrel first ran into a house in the southern town of Passau, leapt from behind on a 70-year-old woman, and sank its teeth into her hand, a local police spokesman said Thursday.
With the squirrel still hanging from her hand, the woman ran onto the street in panic, where she managed to shake it off.
Why did the squirrel do it? Well, why do squirrels do anything? It’s not like they’re really little furry humans or anything (note: profanity at that link). But if you want to give the squirrel some motivation in your Ficlet, I won’t mind.
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