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Oh, look at this. My cat (and me) are making an appearance at Mental Floss magazine’s Web site. They’re doing an article on bacon, and I famously and for reasons passing understanding taped bacon to my cat last September. So there she is, with bacon on her side. I will never, ever, ever live this down. I could win a Pulitzer and I would still be forever known as “Pultizer Prize winner John Scalzi, who once taped bacon to his cat.” I suspect it will be in my obituary.