Comments Made by The Dod

Comment on Night of the electrified plush apes

2008-07-21T17:35:05Z

I’m sorry, but the story is exactly the maximum allowed length (1024, aka ficlet nirvana), but I think the main problem is that I’m a nerd, and thought X10 [ see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X10_(industry_standard) ] was a word in English ;)

Comment on They have no lawyers, and their women go topless

2008-07-21T15:21:04Z

Thanks y’all. Anyone care to sequel it?
RainDance: The lawyers disappeared after the termite-assisted revolution. They had no computers or fountain pens. Some joined the hippies, others tried to create a yuppie community that failed miserably because cocaine is harder to produce than weed, and lawyers don’t work unless they can bill someone for it.
Sad story.

Comment on Losing Parent

2008-03-28T03:53:02Z

Great title :)

Comment on Color perception is a matter of geography

2008-03-12T13:41:10Z

Oops.
s/stay on the enjoying/stay on the net enjoying/

Comment on Color perception is a matter of geography

2008-03-12T13:38:35Z

I don’t have this problem. I only come out at night, only go in dark alleys, and in order to distract attention from things that might be off-color, I wear extremely mismatching and flashy female clothing. Those earthlings are so violent, though. That’s why I stay on the enjoying my black and whiteness in peace

Comment on Decked For Awesome

2008-03-12T06:45:25Z

Ever tried decking a beach bum in real life? My strategy is to hit them where it hurts: grab their girlfriends and run. The only problem is where to store all those girlfriends, but we have jungles here. Muhahahaha

Comment on Is awesomeness worth all that tuna?

2008-03-12T06:38:50Z

thebetweenspace: it’s a bit like quantum processing, only with a cat instead of a Schroedinger.
The cat gets distracted all around the spectrum, until one of those parallel distractions comes up with an answer long enough before it gets distracted by tuna or thoughts about it. We already got half life of distraction to 0.5 seconds, which is good enough for short outputs [e.g. “meow”], but is not yet practical for real [or even unreal] life applications.

Comment on An Awesome Exlposion of Pubescent Anger (Or, How I Managed To Embarass Myself In the Hallway In Between Sixth and Seventh Hour)

2008-03-12T06:17:25Z

Buttercup?
Watch out.
Buttercup is supposed to be the toughest fighter

Comment on My Pledge of Awesomeness

2008-03-12T06:02:47Z

This is certainly a good incentive to learn playing guitar. If I had one I’d learn to play it too. I say, go for it.

Comment on Fortunately, This Does Not Actually Happen

2008-03-11T03:26:17Z

Like a spider-sense with an RSS reader plugin?

Comment on Do Not Enter This Most Awesome Challenge...Today

2008-03-10T13:16:05Z

Just added sequels to the 2 items here. As for Lone Writer’s ficlet, I want to read the all the 8 prequels first, starting at http://ficlets.com/stories/23667

Comment on Do Not Enter This Most Awesome Challenge...Today

2008-03-10T12:27:50Z

Just wrote http://ficlets.com/stories/23980
(and only then saw this).
I’m off to see all the awesomeness in ficletdom today.
Here’s an IDoA greeting for y’all:
http://www.zooomr.com/photos/thedod/4444468/
Cheers

Comment on Awesomely Bad Haiku

2008-03-10T12:21:12Z

the oh yeah is a bit too light weight.
I’d go for hear ye, keeeeeee yay, or anything else that would roundhouse kick the idea into the reader’s mind in a manner befitting this awesome day.
Way to go nevertheless.

Comment on Bitchy haiku (to Teacha)

2008-03-07T14:40:09Z

Thanks.
BTW , she’s already lost that weight again but she still likes the haiku :)

Comment on 64 Characters

2008-01-04T06:37:06Z

You got a head count. Not real characters. Just nameless, faceless masses. I’m not sure this story qualifies