&quot;The battle station is heavily shielded and carries a firepower greater than half the star fleet. It's defenses are designed around a direct, large-scale assault. A small one-man fighter should be able to penetrate the outer defense.&quot; &quot;Pardon me for asking, sir, but what good are snub fighters going to be against that?&quot; &quot;Well, the Empire doesn't consider a small one-man fighter to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. An analysis of the plans provided by Princess Leia has demonstrated a weakness in the battle station. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to--&quot; &quot;All right, chums, I'm back. Let's do this! LEEEEEERRRRRROOOOYYYY... JJJEEEENNNNKKKKIINNNSSS!!!&quot; &quot;...&quot; &quot;Did he just take off?&quot; &quot;I think he did.&quot; &quot;Hell, we better go in after him.&quot; &quot;Wait!&quot; &quot;Let's go...&quot; &quot;Blast it, Leeroy! You always do this!&quot; &quot;Wait! I still haven't told you the rest of the plan! Come baaacck!!!&quot; 2007-10-13T00:45:44Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/10323 <p>Very funny. I think I like Leeroy better than Luke.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10323?basename=17275 2007-10-13T00:45:44Z T.F. Torrey http://ficlets.com/authors/tftorrey <p>Well done, truly one of the best send-up of Leroy that I have read or seen</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10323?basename=15299 2007-10-01T04:04:01Z Gnarforama_X http://ficlets.com/authors/gnarforama_x <p>Yeah, well at least <em>he&#8217;s</em> got chicken.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10323?basename=15194 2007-09-30T21:40:18Z Howie Amourscow http://ficlets.com/authors/user_396 <p>Okay, that&#8217;s just made of awesome.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10323?basename=14747 2007-09-28T01:18:18Z Batak Beatrix http://ficlets.com/authors/batakbeatrix <p>hahaha once you&#8217;ve watched the video that&#8217;s pretty funny&#8230;ha. ha. ha. i can&#8217;t stop laughing now&#8230;</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10323?basename=14711 2007-09-28T00:15:55Z blueyedwonder http://ficlets.com/authors/blueyedwonder <p>This video may be helpful: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7714643693602998196</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10323?basename=14613 2007-09-27T17:36:10Z Alexa ♥ http://ficlets.com/authors/alexa1018 <p>Funny idea, putting a goof ball into a classic moment of American cinema, but I got completely lost in the dialogue. I think it was just too many possible speakers to get away with not saying who said what (curse that 1024 character limit, eh).</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10323?basename=14596 2007-09-27T13:51:30Z THX 0477 http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477