This Fall, only on FOX, it's... *SHOTGUN WEDDING* Eight dashing bachelors! One moderately attractive seventeen year-old! And her psychologically disturbed, gun-toting Dad! ...On a remote island! But there's one thing these gents don't know: _someone_ has knocked up this bachelorette, and Dad's not about to put up with a bastard in the family! Who will be forced to tie the knot? The restaurateur? The hotel manager? The aspiring movie actor? The model? The pop singer? The aspiring TV actor? The other model? The teacher? Who will be married? Who will be eaten by crocodiles while trying to swim through a leech-infested swamp? One man will enjoy awkward and tense nuptials with a girl whose last name he doesn't know, while another man falls to a watery death from a 200-foot cliff in an awkward free-climbing attempt to reach a Japanese fishing boat that responded to his signal fire. Who will it be? There's only one way to find out! Watch *SHOTGUN WEDDING*! Tuesdays, nine Eastern (eight Central). Only on FOX! 2007-12-22T02:32:13Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/10554 <p>Hahahah&#8230; this is <strong>hilarious</strong></p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10554?basename=29669 2007-12-22T02:32:13Z flute faerie http://ficlets.com/authors/user_6061 <p><strong>chokes on sprite</strong> NICE</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10554?basename=17043 2007-10-11T21:19:13Z Mask By The Moon http://ficlets.com/authors/mbtm <p>Loved it! I&#8217;m a sucker for satire.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10554?basename=16349 2007-10-07T13:59:13Z Storykeeper of Fae http://ficlets.com/authors/smile <p>rotfl&#8230;great spoof on those stupid TV shows</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10554?basename=16232 2007-10-06T18:19:24Z BetwINeen http://ficlets.com/authors/betwineen <p>lol! this confused me, but maybe that&#8217;s the point?<br />=]</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10554?basename=16057 2007-10-05T01:53:05Z One Time, One Chance http://ficlets.com/authors/one_chance <p>Whoa. Im <em> STILL </em> laughing&#8230;</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10554?basename=16019 2007-10-05T00:02:43Z Lone Writer http://ficlets.com/authors/solopen <p>This was great&#8230;made me laugh, and so did Alexa&#8217;s comment. A mixture of all the things we&#8217;ve come to know and dislike so much&#8212;except American Idol. =/</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10554?basename=16008 2007-10-04T23:28:50Z Stovohobo http://ficlets.com/authors/stovohobo <p>This is one of the Best! all hte more because it&#8217;s closest to being true..this concept just maybe on Fox next season lol.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10554?basename=15867 2007-10-03T23:00:15Z SKermitgorf http://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorf <p>Great job mocking reality TV. Made me think of the Alan Jackson about being in love with a woman and he doesn&#8217;t know her name. Very fun. This challenge is definitely going to be a tough competition, and this is one of the more amusing entries.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10554?basename=15340 2007-10-01T16:52:37Z THX 0477 http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477 <p>*for not thinking of this first.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10554?basename=15322 2007-10-01T13:40:19Z Alexa ♥ http://ficlets.com/authors/alexa1018 <p>I bet I can guess what they&#8217;re putting on for Sweeps Week.<br />~ <br />You know somewhere in Hell &#8211; I mean the FOX Programming department &#8211; someone&#8217;s just killing himself by not thinking of this first.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10554?basename=15321 2007-10-01T13:39:56Z Alexa ♥ http://ficlets.com/authors/alexa1018 <p>i really like this<br />and i really hate those shows<br />so its really a whole combination of good things</p> <p>snaps to you for being able to mockingly copy EXACTLY what those damn ads are like and ive always wondered <em>why</em> they are always on an island?!<br />dont they realise we know that the camera crew secretly feed the contestants during the ad breaks?!</p> <p>and to think we evolved from gorillas</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10554?basename=15304 2007-10-01T07:38:51Z artistsrunwild http://ficlets.com/authors/artistsrunwild